Pets: Speeches from flash texts

Pets speach through flashes.
pet.vocals.15.DISOBEY.0=Nay. (Geddit?)
pet.vocals.15.DISOBEY.1=I wish I could do as you ask, but I cannot.
pet.vocals.15.DISOBEY.2=Leave me alone.
pet.vocals.15.DRINKING.0=Ah, that's the good stuff.
pet.vocals.15.EATING.0=This is delicious!
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_HAPPY.0=*Happu*
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_HAPPY.1=:)
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_HAPPY.2=I think I'm happy, but it could be gas.
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.0=How are you today?
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.1=Hello!
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.2=Bah....
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_SAD.0=*Sad*
pet.vocals.15.GENERIC_SAD.1=I don't feel myself today :(
pet.vocals.15.GREET_OWNER.0=Fantastic to see you today!
pet.vocals.15.GREET_OWNER.1=Hello!
pet.vocals.15.HUNGRY.0=I'm starving!
pet.vocals.15.LEVEL_UP.0=I just leveled up!
pet.vocals.15.MUTED.0=*silencio*
pet.vocals.15.PLAYFUL.0=Let's do something fun today, like staring at a wall.
pet.vocals.15.PLAYFUL.1=So bored.
pet.vocals.15.PLAYING.0=Hey, let's go for a ride!
pet.vocals.15.SLEEPING.0=Zzzz.... Marston!
pet.vocals.15.SLEEPING.1=Zzzz... Old Dan Tucker....
pet.vocals.15.SLEEPING.2=Zzzz... I have a heart that can never be tamed...
pet.vocals.15.THIRSTY.0=I'm thirsty!
pet.vocals.15.TIRED.0=I'm so tired!
pet.vocals.15.UNKNOWN_COMMAND.0=I'm sorry, I don't understand!
pet.vocals.15.UNKNOWN_COMMAND.1=Whatever, speak English if you want me to do something.
pet.vocals.35.DISOBEY.0=Well, I could do that. BUT, I just don't feel like it.
pet.vocals.35.DISOBEY.1=You're repeating yourself.
pet.vocals.35.DISOBEY.2=To do that would compromise my basic morals. Sorry, but no.
pet.vocals.35.DRINKING.0=Drinking water after an entire day eating grass is simply heavenly.
pet.vocals.35.DRINKING.1=*Gulp* ..if it wasn't for water.. *Gulp* ..life wouldn't exist on this planet..
pet.vocals.35.EATING.0=Veganism isn't just for Christmas. Veganism is for life.
pet.vocals.35.EATING.1=*Crunch* I just ADORE meal times. *Crunch*
pet.vocals.35.EATING.2=Mmmm. Healthy. *Crunch*
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_HAPPY.0=Today is a good day. Today is great.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_HAPPY.1=With all the world's chaos, it takes effort to see the good. Remember that it's possible!
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_HAPPY.2=I'm glad I took that yoga class this morning: I'm feeling great right now.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.0=There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.1=Cows need love too.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_NEUTRAL.2=New York? London? Paris? Tokyo? Give me Kathmandu any day.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_SAD.0=I'm trying to see the light, but today I can only see the dark.
pet.vocals.35.GENERIC_SAD.1=I'm feeling blue today... come back tomorrow.
pet.vocals.35.GREET_OWNER.0=Greetings. Did you bring that kale smoothie I asked for?
pet.vocals.35.GREET_OWNER.1=Hello again. Did you read that Zen Mind book I lent you?
pet.vocals.35.GREET_OWNER.2=Hello. You're looking... enlightened today, may I say.
pet.vocals.35.HUNGRY.0=I'm hungry, as opposed to starving.
pet.vocals.35.HUNGRY.1=I haven't eaten all day. Help.
pet.vocals.35.HUNGRY.2=Hey, I could really do with some food, comrade.
pet.vocals.35.HUNGRY.3=In my opinon, vegetarians should reconsider eating cheese or drinking milk.
pet.vocals.35.LEVEL_UP.0=*DING* I'm on the up.
pet.vocals.35.LEVEL_UP.1=*DING* Another level, done.
pet.vocals.35.LEVEL_UP.2=*DING* I just advanced another level. But what does that MEAN?
pet.vocals.35.LEVEL_UP.3=*DING* Another level. Are you proud?
pet.vocals.35.MUTED.0=I could honestly not care less if I'm muted. I'll be right here listening to my jungle tape packs.
pet.vocals.35.PLAYFUL.0=You should really check out this Artificial Intelligence podcast I'm listening to.
pet.vocals.35.PLAYFUL.1=Did you know the observable universe has more than 100 BILLION galaxies?
pet.vocals.35.PLAYING.0=Marx actually made a lot of sense. Sometimes he made zero sense.
pet.vocals.35.PLAYING.1=Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
pet.vocals.35.SLEEPING.0=*Dreams of electric sheep*
pet.vocals.35.SLEEPING.1=*zzZZzz..zz..zzZZzz*
pet.vocals.35.SLEEPING.2=*Rolls over and has a mouthful of grass mid-sleep*
pet.vocals.35.THIRSTY.0=You can lead a cow to water, and it'll ALWAYS drink.
pet.vocals.35.THIRSTY.1=97% of the world's water is salty or otherwise undrinkable. By the way, I'm thirsty.
pet.vocals.35.THIRSTY.2=Would you do me a COLOSSAL favour and get me a drink?
pet.vocals.35.TIRED.0=That existentialism debate has absolutely destroyed me. Good night.
pet.vocals.35.TIRED.1=Time for me to shut down for the day, dear friend.
pet.vocals.35.TIRED.2=Time to sleep - one of my favourite phrases.
pet.vocals.35.UNKNOWN_COMMAND.0=So. You're going to need to explain that a bit better...
pet.vocals.35.UNKNOWN_COMMAND.1=Sorry, I don't understand. Repeat.
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