qudzu stem preservation

[Former user]

Okay, so Grahu-Rubufo sent me after I suggested this.

CoQ lacks cool ranch. My modest proposal is: Quool Ranch, preserved from Qudzu Stem.

With this conten addition would come some troubling implications: what does qudzu steal from metal to create that ranch flavor? Are Doritos simply what well-seasoned iron tastes like? Is Hidden Valley a location inside Qud, tended to by forgotten automatons?

[Brian Bucklew]

this is a respectful wontfix