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HDHQ*)- FACING EVIL EPISODE 1 PREMIERE WATCH ONLINE FREE Critics who complain that female actresses are forced to disrobe far more often than their male counterparts have clearly never seen in an of HBO’s “.” The vampire series, which began its third tonight, managed to find multiple ways — some more plausible than others — of having its four leading men appear sans shirts (and pants).

HDHQ*)- FACING EVIL EPISODE 1 PREMIERE WATCH ONLINE FREE In one dream sequence, obviously designed to titillate, vampire (Stephen Moyer) and shapeshifter ( Trammell) are even shirtless together, and uttering cheeseball lines like “I hear the water in Arkansas is very… hard,” while walking toward the shower.

Just like the before, three’s premiere — titled “Bad ” — picks up minutes after the events of last summer’s finale. Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) is frantic that her vampire boyfriend — whose proposal she’s decided to accept — has been kidnapped, and immediately starts questioning all of her friends and acquaintances as to his whereabouts. She first interrogates (Alexander Skarsgard), whom she finds in the midst of having his way with HDHQ*)- FACING EVIL EPISODE 1 PREMIERE WATCH ONLINE FREE his bar’s newest dancer, but the Fangtasia owner has no clue where is. He does, however, tell he’s concerned her boyfriend’s sexual stamina may be “not up to snuff” and that he

HDHQ*)- FACING EVIL EPISODE 1 PREMIERE WATCH ONLINE FREE Still wants what is ’s — namely Sookie. The bar maid next seeks out her friend (Rutina Wesley), only to be attacked by her grieving pal, who’s upset with for helping her late boyfriend Eggs realize he killed a slew of people under the influence of last ’s villain, the maenad Maryann. eventually gets most information from ’s “ward” (Deborah Ann Woll), who uses her vampire-y sense to help track ’s car down.

Meanwhile, has indeed been taken against his will, and is being tortured and drained by a bunch of homophobic rednecks tearing down a highway. The kidnappers are living high off sucking his ; one backseat penger even sucks from ’s body and regurgitates the into HDHQ*)- FACING EVIL EPISODE 1 PREMIERE WATCH ONLINE FREE the driver’s mouth. Ew. Somehow, the incapacitated manages to crash their car, revive himself with the of a poor old lady with a respirator (though he does leave her with some cash), and finishes up the staring down a pack of werewolves, the latest category of “supes” being introduced into the series. He cautions: “I should warn you — I fed.”

Back in Bon Temps, brother (Ryan Kwanten) is as dim-witted as ever and reeling from the fact that he shot Eggs. Detective (Chris Bauer) — who’s taken the shooting rap for his new-found friend — warns him that their story won’t hold up (“Why’d you tell them a story with holes in it?”) and instructs to act normal — which in his case, means bedding a lot of women. “I need to see a lot less conscience and a lot more cojones,” says to his pal, and gives him a new mantra: “Conscience off, d— on.” Afterward, dutifully tries to enjoy a threesome, but scares his partners off after telling them he keeps seeing bullet holes in their forehead (that’s one guaranteed way to kill the mood).

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