HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE

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HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE What an exciting beginning to the ! There is so much going on, but we are already so invested in these people’s lives that it wasn’t hard to follow. We still have many more new characters to meet. What were your impressions of the premiere? Favorite moments? That hiatus seemed to go on forever–it’s hard to believe that we only have to wait a week for the next !

Hey y’all, I’m CitizenErased, you might remember me from such recaps as um, the one HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE with the egg, and the one with Vampire Jesus. Anyway, I’m back bitches! And so is , wayhey! Here come and to save us from the sheer boredom of our non-supernaturally sexy lives! Some sweary, colourful townsfolk! Sookeh ‘Magic Hands’ Stackhouse and her nice but dim brother! Some more bad guys to shake our fists at for 12 s! Did I mention I was ing excited? Thank you, Aunty HBO for saving us from crap television and even crappier vampire movies. I pinky swear I won’t be as snarky this …now go ahead, impress me!

HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE This week on …a bunch of thrills and dire deeds, an even more ed up , groan, orted pissed off vamps, an exhausted yet cheerful stripper, and having problems with his johnson. But before I begin, a moment of respectful silence please, for ’s trashed BMW * bows head *

HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE they helpfully did a quick round up of Two just before the show started, it saves me the job of reminding y’all about last years various jump-off points, and we can just cosy up on the couch with more fancy -based cocktails and get down to it. For nine goddamn months I’ve been wondering what would go down. Would run out of the bathroom, stamp her pretty feet and go ‘OMG totally had a hissy fit and ditched me cos I didn’t say yes!’, and then go home and clean the skank house? Would the camera pan out dramatically to show Lorena on the balcony, all slinky and louche with a cigarette holder, doing the ‘MWA HA HA!’ villain’s laugh? Was getting his hair done while Bon Temps was being nobly saved from Maryanne? Would the whole town go dance on her grave to make sure she’s like, properly dead? And most importantly, would have a sexy dream about after drinking his , and make me very happy indeed what with the consistency and general hairy horniness?

HDHQ*)- LOST GIRL SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 WATCH ONLINE FREE That was only half of it. Pshaw, I’m so demanding. So you see, fangirls and boys, I had to come back for Three, despite my misgivings about a patchy Two, too many ‘nekkid!’ and ‘crazy!’ spoilers, and endless worries about bad make up, bad hair and cringeworthy dialogue. With great trepidation I sat down with hapless hubby to , but I shouldn’t have worried. Like a bomb going off at a vampire party, the exploded into action, giving the exhausted and frazzled residents of Bon Temps no respite at all after their two weeks of drinking and fornicating, and making sure NONE of them would be in any way happy and content in the foreseeable future. You wanted smiles and sunshine and non-dysfunctional relationships and fewer super villains? Bullshit, you’re here for the angst and madness, and to take sadistic pleasure in other people’s misfortune while still getting lots of laughs and guy c, just like moi.

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