+By Björn Stenberg and Linus Nielsen Feltzing 2001-08-31
+Should thee wish to bring thyselves to our attention doeth as below,
+Pointeth thy postal delivery appliance unto
+bjorn(at)haxx(dot)se or linus(at)haxx(dot)se
+Hamlet, a beacon of truth in a world of dark confusion.
+Juliet, a poor girl starting at the bottom and working her way up.
+Romeo, a messenger between Hamlet and Juliet.
+Ophelia, a fine woman bringing our heroes to new levels.
+Macbeth, a poor insulted lady making but a small appearance.
+ Scene I: The taunting of Macbeth.
+[Enter Hamlet and Macbeth]
+ Thou art nothing. Open your heart!
+ Thou art as rotten as a disgusting dusty evil fat-kidneyed fatherless foul
+ hairy horrible infected lying pig.
+ Thou art as vile as the difference between nothing and the sum of a
+ snotty stinking half-witted hog and a small toad!
+ Thou art as half-witted as the cube of the difference between nothing and yourself.
+ Thou art as noble as myself!
+ Thou art a hero! Open your heart.
+ Scene II: Tension is building.
+ Thou art as villainous as the sum of myself and Juliet.
+ Is Macbeth worse than you? If so, we must proceed to Scene V.
+ Scene III: New levels of courage.
+[Exeunt ophelia and romeo]
+ Scene IV: Juliet has second thoughts.
+[Enter Juliet and Hamlet]
+ Thou art as fine as Romeo!
+ Thou art as cunning as Hamlet.
+ Let us return to scene II.