Russ Cox committed 4fefb10

import fortunes from plan 9 and add one of our own


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+The source of the money is legal and authoritative.
+Please note that I do not intend to waste my time and yours.
+The Internet is still a fascination to me.
+Sometimes one needs to take chances.
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+The problem is there's no data to fake yet. - Noah Evans
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+./home/gri/go1/doc/test.go:3:1: expected declaration, found 'IDENT' notwithstanding