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 <p>More collections can be found at:
 </p>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml" title="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml">Soft Panorama&apos;s Perl-related humor</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml">Soft Panorama&apos;s Perl-related humor</a></li>
 </ul><table class="toc" id="toc" summary="Contents"><tr><td><div id="toctitle">
 <h2>Contents</h2></div>
 <ul><li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#In_the_Perl_Core"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">In the Perl Core</span></a></li>
 </ul></td></tr></table>
 <h2 id="In_the_Perl_Core"> In the Perl Core </h2>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less" title="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less">&quot;use less&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less">&quot;use less&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="On_CPAN"> On CPAN </h2>
 <p>Most of Perl&apos;s amusing modules can be found in the Acme name space. The following are a mere fraction of the available modules, there are many more.
 </p>
-<h3 id="Lingua::Romana::Perligata"><a href="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html" title="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html">Lingua::Romana::Perligata</a></h3>
+<h3 id="Lingua::Romana::Perligata"><a href="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html">Lingua::Romana::Perligata</a></h3>
 <p>The original joke module. Write Perl in Latin instead of in English.
 </p>
 <h3 id="Acme"> Acme </h3>
-<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme" title="cpan:Acme">Acme.pm</a> is a base class for perfect modules. If you sub-class this module when creating your own, it&apos;ll be both perfect and spiffy.
+<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme">Acme.pm</a> is a base class for perfect modules. If you sub-class this module when creating your own, it&apos;ll be both perfect and spiffy.
 </p>
 <h3 id="Acme::Enc"> Acme::Enc </h3>
-<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-Enc" title="cpan:Acme-Enc">Acme::Enc</a> allows you to encrypt your source code so other&apos;s can&apos;t read it. This really does encrypt your source code, but it&apos;s still trivial to unencrypt it, so don&apos;t use this to protect &quot;valuable&quot; code.
+<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-Enc">Acme::Enc</a> allows you to encrypt your source code so other&apos;s can&apos;t read it. This really does encrypt your source code, but it&apos;s still trivial to unencrypt it, so don&apos;t use this to protect &quot;valuable&quot; code.
 </p>
 <h3 id="Acme::EyeDrops">Acme::EyeDrops</h3>
 <p>Turn your ugly Perl code into beautiful pictures and UML diagrams!
 <p>Mix colours in Perl! red + yellow = orange!
 </p>
 <h3 id="Acme::NewMath">Acme::NewMath</h3>
-<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-NewMath" title="cpan:Acme-NewMath">Acme::NewMath</a> - Perl extension for escaping the humdrum mathematics that dorks like Pythagoras gave us.
+<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-NewMath">Acme::NewMath</a> - Perl extension for escaping the humdrum mathematics that dorks like Pythagoras gave us.
 </p>
 <p>Reading from the description:
 </p><dl><dd>For thousands of years, we have been plagued by mathematicians insisting that two plus two equals four. Who elected them? I, Stevie-O, am promoting an entirely new system, where two plus two equals FIVE. Eventually, it will be extended to provide other stuff these power-hungry madmen kept hidden away for themselves, such as division by zero, cold fusion, the ability to solve the halting problem, and the secret to attracting hot chicks. </dd></dl>
 <h3 id="Acme::HaltingProblem"> Acme::HaltingProblem </h3>
-<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-HaltingProblem" title="cpan:Acme-HaltingProblem">Acme::HaltingProblem</a> - easy things should be easy, hard things should be possible, and impossible things should be…possible as well??
+<p><a class="extiw" href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-HaltingProblem">Acme::HaltingProblem</a> - easy things should be easy, hard things should be possible, and impossible things should be…possible as well??
 </p>
 <h2 id="On_this_site...">On this site…</h2>
 <ul>
 <li><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Programs-Every-Programmer-has-Written/">Programs every Programmer has Written</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_Poetry">Perl Poetry</h2>
-<p>Perl is such an expressive language that it&apos;s even possible to write poetry in it; as has happened since Larry Wall wrote the <a href="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html" title="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html">first Perl poem</a> in 1990. A collection of Perl poems can be found <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry">in perlmonks’ poetry section</a>. Here&apos;s a description of <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207">the history of Perl poetry</a>.
+<p>Perl is such an expressive language that it&apos;s even possible to write poetry in it; as has happened since Larry Wall wrote the <a href="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html">first Perl poem</a> in 1990. A collection of Perl poems can be found <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry">in perlmonks’ poetry section</a>. Here&apos;s a description of <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207">the history of Perl poetry</a>.
 </p>
 <h2 id="Quotes"> Quotes </h2>
 <ul>
 <li> Larry Wall Quotes
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall">Larry Wall Quotes on Wikiquote</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall">Larry Wall Quotes on Wikiquote</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz" title="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz">Larry Wall quotes on cpan.org</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz">Larry Wall quotes on cpan.org</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="Random_Quotations"> Random Quotations </h3>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html" title="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html">Quotes about Java, Perl, Smalltalk etc. from Sysprog.net</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html">Quotes about Java, Perl, Smalltalk etc. from Sysprog.net</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl">Wikiquote.org Assorted Quotes about Perl Programming</a> - the Page also contains quotations about other languages. </li>
+<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl">Wikiquote.org Assorted Quotes about Perl Programming</a> - the Page also contains quotations about other languages. </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Template_Toolkit.27s_Spam"> Template Toolkit&apos;s Spam </h2>
-<p>Many people received spam with various <a href="http://template-toolkit.org/" title="http://template-toolkit.org/">Template Toolkit</a> fields instead of actual headers and content. Here are links to some of their blog entries about it. (Why can&apos;t spammers make sure they unit-test their spamming scripts?)
+<p>Many people received spam with various <a href="http://template-toolkit.org/">Template Toolkit</a> fields instead of actual headers and content. Here are links to some of their blog entries about it. (Why can&apos;t spammers make sure they unit-test their spamming scripts?)
 </p>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html" title="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html">ladypine&apos;s blog entry about TT Spam</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html">ladypine&apos;s blog entry about TT Spam</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml" title="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml">Robert Price&apos;s Blog</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml">Robert Price&apos;s Blog</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html" title="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html">&quot;Spamming Badgers&quot; by Dave Cross on O&apos;Reilly Net</a> (thanks to Dave). </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html">&quot;Spamming Badgers&quot; by Dave Cross on O&apos;Reilly Net</a> (thanks to Dave). </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095" title="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095">Jonasbn on use.perl.org</a> (thanks to Dave again?). </li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095">Jonasbn on use.perl.org</a> (thanks to Dave again?). </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_Bits"> Perl Bits </h2>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://perlonpoles.com/" title="http://perlonpoles.com/">Perl on Poles - the world&apos;s most powerful web development framework</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://perlonpoles.com/">Perl on Poles - the world&apos;s most powerful web development framework</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda" title="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda">Perl vs. Python according to Yoda</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda">Perl vs. Python according to Yoda</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781" title="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781">Perl vs. Python for a simple XML task.</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781">Perl vs. Python for a simple XML task.</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html">&quot;Ways to do it according to the Programming Languages of the World&quot;</a> - Take the Perl motto (&quot;There&apos;s more than one way to do it&quot;) and extrapolate it to other programming languages. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html">&quot;Ways to do it according to the Programming Languages of the World&quot;</a> - Take the Perl motto (&quot;There&apos;s more than one way to do it&quot;) and extrapolate it to other programming languages. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html" title="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html">Mark Jason Dominus&apos; &quot;Infrequently Asked Questions about Perl&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html">Mark Jason Dominus&apos; &quot;Infrequently Asked Questions about Perl&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html" title="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html">&quot;The Cost of Newlines&quot;</a> - also see the replies. </li>
+<li><a href="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html">&quot;The Cost of Newlines&quot;</a> - also see the replies. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt" title="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt">Eivind&apos;s &quot;Why Perl Must Die&quot;</a> - &quot;Perl leads to hashes, hashes lead to hate, hate leads to suffering&quot; </li>
+<li><a href="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt">Eivind&apos;s &quot;Why Perl Must Die&quot;</a> - &quot;Perl leads to hashes, hashes lead to hate, hate leads to suffering&quot; </li>
 
 
 
 <li> &quot;The Daily WTF&quot;
 <ul>
 
-<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx">&quot;Turn it up to Eleven&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx">&quot;Turn it up to Eleven&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx">&quot;The UNIX Philosophy&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx">&quot;The UNIX Philosophy&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx">&quot;The Josh Workaround&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx">&quot;The Josh Workaround&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx">&quot;All For 19 Seconds&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx">&quot;All For 19 Seconds&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx">&quot;Classic WTF: Now That is a Way to do States&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx">&quot;Classic WTF: Now That is a Way to do States&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx">&quot;Perls of Wisdom&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx">&quot;Perls of Wisdom&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx">&quot;The One Script&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx">&quot;The One Script&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx">&quot;Two Weeks Notice&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx">&quot;Two Weeks Notice&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx">&quot;Now I Have Two Hundred Problems&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx">&quot;Now I Have Two Hundred Problems&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx">&quot;CodeSOD: The Hidden Database&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx">&quot;CodeSOD: The Hidden Database&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
 
 <li>
 
-    <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6">Chuck Norris and Perl 6</a> - by Shlomi Fish. </li>
+    <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6">Chuck Norris and Perl 6</a> - by Shlomi Fish. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html" title="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html">Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can&apos;t Read Perl</a> - a disturbing statistic. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html">Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can&apos;t Read Perl</a> - a disturbing statistic. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866" title="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866">Larry Wall Facts</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866">Larry Wall Facts</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774">The Lighter Side of Perl Culture</a> - Six part series of articles: Intro, JAPHs, Obfu, Golf, Poetry, April Fools </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774">The Lighter Side of Perl Culture</a> - Six part series of articles: Intro, JAPHs, Obfu, Golf, Poetry, April Fools </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637" title="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637">The Perl on Rails Conspiracy</a> - a Slashdot Comment. </li>
+<li><a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637">The Perl on Rails Conspiracy</a> - a Slashdot Comment. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc" title="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc">About the Jamie Zawinski Quote about Regular Expressions</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc">About the Jamie Zawinski Quote about Regular Expressions</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html" title="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html">&quot;It was Twenty Years Ago Today&quot;</a> - on Perlbuzz, for Perl&apos;s 20th Birthday. </li>
+<li><a href="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html">&quot;It was Twenty Years Ago Today&quot;</a> - on Perlbuzz, for Perl&apos;s 20th Birthday. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt" title="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt">Functional Spec on a CPAN Distribution Classification Proposal</a> - as Functional Specs should be - it aims to be funny. &quot;Microsoft Editing Macros™ Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional&quot;. </li>
+<li><a href="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt">Functional Spec on a CPAN Distribution Classification Proposal</a> - as Functional Specs should be - it aims to be funny. &quot;Microsoft Editing Macros™ Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional&quot;. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/" title="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/">Humorix - &quot;Lawyers To Be Replaced With Perl Scripts&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/">Humorix - &quot;Lawyers To Be Replaced With Perl Scripts&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="On_use.perl.org"> On use.perl.org </h3>
 <h4 id="chromatic"> chromatic </h4>
 
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804" title="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804">&quot;The Difference Between a Program and a Script&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804">&quot;The Difference Between a Program and a Script&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="Gabor_Szabo"> Gabor Szabo </h4>
 
 
 <h4 id="rhesa"> rhesa </h4>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535" title="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535">&quot;Mocking Everything&quot; - rhesa about the inflation of CPAN modules for doing similar things</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535">&quot;Mocking Everything&quot; - rhesa about the inflation of CPAN modules for doing similar things</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="Ovid"> Ovid </h4>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856" title="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856">&quot;Catalyst: More Lessons in How Not To Write An Application&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856">&quot;Catalyst: More Lessons in How Not To Write An Application&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="xsawyerx"> xsawyerx </h4>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959" title="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959">Brown Cows in Scotland and Perl</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959">Brown Cows in Scotland and Perl</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="From_IRC"> From IRC </h3>
 <h4 id="Books_for_Learning_Perl"> Books for Learning Perl </h4>
    &lt;kojiro&gt;  ALL PERL IS INCOHERENT
 &lt;reflexive&gt;  So true.
 </pre>
-<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I">Source - Freenode #perl</a>
+<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I">Source - Freenode #perl</a>
 </p>
 <h4 id="Geek_Pseudo-Sextalk"> Geek Pseudo-Sextalk </h4>
-<p>See <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers">&quot;Sextalk According to Perlers&quot; on Shlomi Fish&apos;s fortune collection</a> - may be a bit offensive, but also contains some serious Tech-related advice.
+<p>See <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers">&quot;Sextalk According to Perlers&quot; on Shlomi Fish&apos;s fortune collection</a> - may be a bit offensive, but also contains some serious Tech-related advice.
 </p>
 <h4 id="Which_Prefix_do_you_Want_today.3F"> Which Prefix do you Want today? </h4>
 <pre>     &lt;mMish&gt;  hi rind
    &lt;rindolf&gt;  dazjorz: yes, sounds Evil.
    &lt;rindolf&gt;  Just use placeholders.
 </pre>
-<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want">Source: Freenode&apos;s #perl</a>
+<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want">Source: Freenode&apos;s #perl</a>
 </p>
 <h4 id="Chuck_Norris_as_a_Refactorer"> Chuck Norris as a Refactorer </h4>
 <pre>&lt;Su-Shee&gt;  2010 is planned more or less as a refactoring year.
 &lt;Su-Shee&gt;  good idea. on company&apos;s expenses. ;)
 &lt;rindolf&gt;  Su-Shee: heh.
 &lt;Su-Shee&gt;  anno: wanna come? I own Schloss Charlottenburg now. ;)
-&lt;rindolf&gt;  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace</a> - hmmm....
+&lt;rindolf&gt;  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottenburg_Palace</a> - hmmm....
         *  rindolf contemplates what to do now.
         *  Su-Shee RESTs.
 &lt;rindolf&gt;  Maybe I&apos;ll watch more of Red vs. Blue.
    &lt;Su-Shee&gt;  that&apos;s why I have so few channels.. no ninja chatting with
               me..
     &lt;DrForr&gt;  Not that you *know* of.
-     &lt;Botje&gt;  <a href="http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html" title="http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html">http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html</a> # relevant
+     &lt;Botje&gt;  <a href="http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html">http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/100701.html</a> # relevant
    &lt;candide&gt;  Title of Botje&apos;s link: NICHTLUSTIG
    &lt;Su-Shee&gt;  damn. what if a ninja is asking me out and I don&apos;t get it
               because it&apos;s an invisible conversation?
 </p>
 <p>After a nopaste:
 </p>
-<p>Your room is ugly. And the TV looks terrible. Use <a class="extiw" href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Clean" title="wikipedia:Mr._Clean">Mr. Clean</a> on the screen, and clean your living room first. Use three cleaning mops instead of two. Use HDMI and never use scart (?) connectors, unless you really want to. Your TV remote has unreadable buttons, clean up first. You&apos;re a beginner, so read:
+<p>Your room is ugly. And the TV looks terrible. Use <a class="extiw" href="http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Clean">Mr. Clean</a> on the screen, and clean your living room first. Use three cleaning mops instead of two. Use HDMI and never use scart (?) connectors, unless you really want to. Your TV remote has unreadable buttons, clean up first. You&apos;re a beginner, so read:
 </p>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html" title="http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html">http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html">http://experts.blog/how_to_design_a_future_3D_TV.html</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html" title="http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html">http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html">http://experts.blog/the_basics_of_tv_repairing.html</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html" title="http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html">http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html">http://experts.blog/viruses_in_living_room_short_essay.html</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html" title="http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html">http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html">http://experts.blog/global_chip_replacement_guide.html</a></li>
 </ul>
 <p>IRC guest: But, i don&apos;t want be a TV expert.
 </p>
 
 <h2 id="Cartoons"> Cartoons </h2>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7" title="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7">0x2121&apos;s &quot;Lost in Translation&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7">0x2121&apos;s &quot;Lost in Translation&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://f8d.org/?c=27" title="http://f8d.org/?c=27">f8d&apos;s &quot;Good Fortune&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://f8d.org/?c=27">f8d&apos;s &quot;Good Fortune&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/" title="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/">Noise to Signal&apos;s &quot;Expressionless&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/">Noise to Signal&apos;s &quot;Expressionless&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217" title="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217">UserFriendly&apos;s Cartoon from 2008-12-17</a> - see the previous cartoons for context. </li>
+<li><a href="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217">UserFriendly&apos;s Cartoon from 2008-12-17</a> - see the previous cartoons for context. </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c208.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c208.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Regular Expressions&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c208.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Regular Expressions&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c224.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c224.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Lisp&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c224.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Lisp&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/312/" title="http://xkcd.com/312/">xkcd&apos;s With Apologies to Robert Frost</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/312/">xkcd&apos;s With Apologies to Robert Frost</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/519/" title="http://xkcd.com/519/">xkcd&apos;s &quot;11th Grade&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/519/">xkcd&apos;s &quot;11th Grade&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png" title="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png">Programmers (via Ovid)</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png">Programmers (via Ovid)</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html" title="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html">&quot;How a common LISP programmer views users&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html">&quot;How a common LISP programmer views users&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/" title="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/">Rhymes with Orange 23 March 2011 strip</a>
+<li><a href="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/">Rhymes with Orange 23 March 2011 strip</a>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html" title="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html">Continuing the rhythm</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html">Continuing the rhythm</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Images"> Images </h2>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg">“New Perl 6 Book Announced”</a> - by Alan. <a href="perl6_perl_6_cover_lg.jpg"><b>Local mirror</b></a>. (<a href="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html" title="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html">Original announcement archived at the web archive.</a>) </li>
+<li><a href="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg">“New Perl 6 Book Announced”</a> - by Alan. <a href="perl6_perl_6_cover_lg.jpg"><b>Local mirror</b></a>. (<a href="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html">Original announcement archived at the web archive.</a>) </li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html" title="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html">Girl with a perl earring</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html">Girl with a perl earring</a></li>
 
-<li><a href="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/" title="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/">Difference between Edsger Dijkstra and Larry Wall</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/">Difference between Edsger Dijkstra and Larry Wall</a></li>
 
 <li>
 <a href="http://i.qkme.me/3pdvjt.jpg">“I can write your 100 Python lines…”</a>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Videos"> Videos </h2>
 <ul>
-<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc">Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting</a> - a huge step forward in programmers&apos; productivity. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc">Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting</a> - a huge step forward in programmers&apos; productivity. </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_6"> Perl 6 </h2>
 <h3 id="Chuck_Norris_and_Perl_6"> Chuck Norris and Perl 6 </h3>