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 </p>
 <p>More collections can be found at:
 </p><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml" title="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml">Soft Panorama&apos;s Perl-related humor</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml" title="http://www.softpanorama.org/People/Wall/perl_related_humor.shtml">Soft Panorama&apos;s Perl-related humor</a></li>
 </ul><table class="toc" id="toc" summary="Contents"><tr><td><div id="toctitle">
 <h2>Contents</h2></div><ul><li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#In_the_Perl_Core"><span class="tocnumber">1</span> <span class="toctext">In the Perl Core</span></a></li>
 <li class="toclevel-1"><a href="#On_CPAN"><span class="tocnumber">2</span> <span class="toctext">On CPAN</span></a><ul><li class="toclevel-2"><a href="#Lingua::Romana::Perligata"><span class="tocnumber">2.1</span> <span class="toctext">Lingua::Romana::Perligata</span></a></li>
 </ul></li>
 </ul></td></tr></table>
 <h2 id="In_the_Perl_Core"> In the Perl Core </h2><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less" title="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less">&quot;use less&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less" title="http://search.cpan.org/perldoc?less">&quot;use less&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="On_CPAN"> On CPAN </h2>
 <p>Most of Perl&apos;s amusing modules can be found in the Acme name space. The following are a mere fraction of the available modules, there are many more.
 </p>
-<h3 id="Lingua::Romana::Perligata"><a class="external text" href="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html" title="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html">Lingua::Romana::Perligata</a></h3>
+<h3 id="Lingua::Romana::Perligata"><a href="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html" title="http://www.csse.monash.edu.au/~damian/papers/HTML/Perligata.html">Lingua::Romana::Perligata</a></h3>
 <p>The original joke module. Write Perl in Latin instead of in English.
 </p>
 <h3 id="Acme"> Acme </h3>
 <li><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Programs-Every-Programmer-has-Written/">Programs every Programmer has Written</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_Poetry">Perl Poetry</h2>
-<p>Perl is such an expressive language that it&apos;s even possible to write poetry in it; as has happened since Larry Wall wrote the <a class="external text" href="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html" title="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html">first Perl poem</a> in 1990. A collection of Perl poems can be found <a class="external text" href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry">in perlmonks’ poetry section</a>. Here&apos;s a description of <a class="external text" href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207">the history of Perl poetry</a>.
+<p>Perl is such an expressive language that it&apos;s even possible to write poetry in it; as has happened since Larry Wall wrote the <a href="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html" title="http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html">first Perl poem</a> in 1990. A collection of Perl poems can be found <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node=Perl%20Poetry">in perlmonks’ poetry section</a>. Here&apos;s a description of <a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=451207">the history of Perl poetry</a>.
 </p>
 <h2 id="Quotes"> Quotes </h2><ul>
 <li> Larry Wall Quotes <ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall">Larry Wall Quotes on Wikiquote</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall">Larry Wall Quotes on Wikiquote</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz" title="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz">Larry Wall quotes on cpan.org</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz" title="http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz">Larry Wall quotes on cpan.org</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="Random_Quotations"> Random Quotations </h3><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html" title="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html">Quotes about Java, Perl, Smalltalk etc. from Sysprog.net</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html" title="http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html">Quotes about Java, Perl, Smalltalk etc. from Sysprog.net</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl">Wikiquote.org Assorted Quotes about Perl Programming</a> - the Page also contains quotations about other languages. </li>
+<li><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl" title="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Programming#Perl">Wikiquote.org Assorted Quotes about Perl Programming</a> - the Page also contains quotations about other languages. </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Template_Toolkit.27s_Spam"> Template Toolkit&apos;s Spam </h2>
-<p>Many people received spam with various <a class="external text" href="http://template-toolkit.org/" title="http://template-toolkit.org/">Template Toolkit</a> fields instead of actual headers and content. Here are links to some of their blog entries about it. (Why can&apos;t spammers make sure they unit-test their spamming scripts?)
+<p>Many people received spam with various <a href="http://template-toolkit.org/" title="http://template-toolkit.org/">Template Toolkit</a> fields instead of actual headers and content. Here are links to some of their blog entries about it. (Why can&apos;t spammers make sure they unit-test their spamming scripts?)
 </p><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html" title="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html">ladypine&apos;s blog entry about TT Spam</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html" title="http://ladypine.livejournal.com/37760.html">ladypine&apos;s blog entry about TT Spam</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml" title="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml">Robert Price&apos;s Blog</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml" title="http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2006/3/Template_Toolkit_Generated_Spam_.shtml">Robert Price&apos;s Blog</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html" title="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html">&quot;Spamming Badgers&quot; by Dave Cross on O&apos;Reilly Net</a> (thanks to Dave). </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html" title="http://www.oreillynet.com/onlamp/blog/2006/04/spamming_badgers.html">&quot;Spamming Badgers&quot; by Dave Cross on O&apos;Reilly Net</a> (thanks to Dave). </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095" title="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095">Jonasbn on use.perl.org</a> (thanks to Dave again?). </li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095" title="http://use.perl.org/~jonasbn/journal/29095">Jonasbn on use.perl.org</a> (thanks to Dave again?). </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_Bits"> Perl Bits </h2><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://perlonpoles.com/" title="http://perlonpoles.com/">Perl on Poles - the world&apos;s most powerful web development framework</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://perlonpoles.com/" title="http://perlonpoles.com/">Perl on Poles - the world&apos;s most powerful web development framework</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda" title="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda">Perl vs. Python according to Yoda</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda" title="http://www.python.org/doc/humor/#python-vs-perl-according-to-yoda">Perl vs. Python according to Yoda</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781" title="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781">Perl vs. Python for a simple XML task.</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781" title="http://use.perl.org/~Aristotle/journal/24781">Perl vs. Python for a simple XML task.</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html">&quot;Ways to do it according to the Programming Languages of the World&quot;</a> - Take the Perl motto (&quot;There&apos;s more than one way to do it&quot;) and extrapolate it to other programming languages. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/ways_to_do_it.html">&quot;Ways to do it according to the Programming Languages of the World&quot;</a> - Take the Perl motto (&quot;There&apos;s more than one way to do it&quot;) and extrapolate it to other programming languages. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html" title="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html">Mark Jason Dominus&apos; &quot;Infrequently Asked Questions about Perl&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html" title="http://perl.plover.com/IAQ/IAQlist.html">Mark Jason Dominus&apos; &quot;Infrequently Asked Questions about Perl&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html" title="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html">&quot;The Cost of Newlines&quot;</a> - also see the replies. </li>
+<li><a href="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html" title="http://mail.perl.org.il/pipermail/perl/2005-August/007316.html">&quot;The Cost of Newlines&quot;</a> - also see the replies. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt" title="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt">Eivind&apos;s &quot;Why Perl Must Die&quot;</a> - &quot;Perl leads to hashes, hashes lead to hate, hate leads to suffering&quot; </li>
+<li><a href="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt" title="http://people.freebsd.org/~eivind/WhyPerlMustDie.txt">Eivind&apos;s &quot;Why Perl Must Die&quot;</a> - &quot;Perl leads to hashes, hashes lead to hate, hate leads to suffering&quot; </li>
 
 
 
 
 <li> &quot;The Daily WTF&quot; <ul>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx">&quot;Turn it up to Eleven&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Turn_it_up_to_Eleven.aspx">&quot;Turn it up to Eleven&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx">&quot;The UNIX Philosophy&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The_UNIX_Philosophy.aspx">&quot;The UNIX Philosophy&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx">&quot;The Josh Workaround&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Josh-Workaround.aspx">&quot;The Josh Workaround&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx">&quot;All For 19 Seconds&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx" title="http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/All-For-19-Seconds.aspx">&quot;All For 19 Seconds&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx">&quot;Classic WTF: Now That is a Way to do States&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic-WTF-Now-That-is-a-Way-to-do-States.aspx">&quot;Classic WTF: Now That is a Way to do States&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx">&quot;Perls of Wisdom&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Perls-of-Wisdom.aspx">&quot;Perls of Wisdom&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx">&quot;The One Script&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-One-Script.aspx">&quot;The One Script&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx">&quot;Two Weeks Notice&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Two-Weeks-Notice.aspx">&quot;Two Weeks Notice&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx">&quot;Now I Have Two Hundred Problems&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Now-I-Have-Two-Hundred-Problems.aspx">&quot;Now I Have Two Hundred Problems&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx">&quot;CodeSOD: The Hidden Database&quot;</a>
+<li><a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx" title="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/The-Hidden-Database.aspx">&quot;CodeSOD: The Hidden Database&quot;</a>
 </li>
 
 
 
 <li>
 
-    <a class="external text" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6">Chuck Norris and Perl 6</a> - by Shlomi Fish. </li>
+    <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour.html#chuck_norris_and_perl6">Chuck Norris and Perl 6</a> - by Shlomi Fish. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html" title="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html">Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can&apos;t Read Perl</a> - a disturbing statistic. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html" title="http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html">Test Shows 99.99% of High School Seniors Can&apos;t Read Perl</a> - a disturbing statistic. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866" title="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866">Larry Wall Facts</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866" title="http://use.perl.org/~Shlomi+Fish/journal/32866">Larry Wall Facts</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774">The Lighter Side of Perl Culture</a> - Six part series of articles: Intro, JAPHs, Obfu, Golf, Poetry, April Fools </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774" title="http://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=410774">The Lighter Side of Perl Culture</a> - Six part series of articles: Intro, JAPHs, Obfu, Golf, Poetry, April Fools </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637" title="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637">The Perl on Rails Conspiracy</a> - a Slashdot Comment. </li>
+<li><a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637" title="http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=376757&amp;cid=21544637">The Perl on Rails Conspiracy</a> - a Slashdot Comment. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc" title="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc">About the Jamie Zawinski Quote about Regular Expressions</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc" title="http://programming.reddit.com/info/1awnv/comments/c1axqc">About the Jamie Zawinski Quote about Regular Expressions</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html" title="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html">&quot;It was Twenty Years Ago Today&quot;</a> - on Perlbuzz, for Perl&apos;s 20th Birthday. </li>
+<li><a href="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html" title="http://perlbuzz.com/2007/12/it-was-twenty-years-ago-today.html">&quot;It was Twenty Years Ago Today&quot;</a> - on Perlbuzz, for Perl&apos;s 20th Birthday. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt" title="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt">Functional Spec on a CPAN Distribution Classification Proposal</a> - as Functional Specs should be - it aims to be funny. &quot;Microsoft Editing Macros™ Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional&quot;. </li>
+<li><a href="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt" title="http://svn.berlios.de/svnroot/repos/web-cpan/CPAN-Module-Classification/trunk/docs/functional-spec-for-CPAN-Classification-Proposal.txt">Functional Spec on a CPAN Distribution Classification Proposal</a> - as Functional Specs should be - it aims to be funny. &quot;Microsoft Editing Macros™ Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional&quot;. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/" title="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/">Humorix - &quot;Lawyers To Be Replaced With Perl Scripts&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/" title="http://humorix.org/articles/2004/08/lawyerscript/">Humorix - &quot;Lawyers To Be Replaced With Perl Scripts&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="On_use.perl.org"> On use.perl.org </h3>
 <h4 id="chromatic"> chromatic </h4><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804" title="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804">&quot;The Difference Between a Program and a Script&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804" title="http://use.perl.org/~chromatic/journal/35804">&quot;The Difference Between a Program and a Script&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="rhesa"> rhesa </h4><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535" title="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535">&quot;Mocking Everything&quot; - rhesa about the inflation of CPAN modules for doing similar things</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535" title="http://use.perl.org/~rhesa/journal/29535">&quot;Mocking Everything&quot; - rhesa about the inflation of CPAN modules for doing similar things</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="Ovid"> Ovid </h4><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856" title="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856">&quot;Catalyst: More Lessons in How Not To Write An Application&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856" title="http://use.perl.org/~Ovid/journal/35856">&quot;Catalyst: More Lessons in How Not To Write An Application&quot;</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h4 id="xsawyerx"> xsawyerx </h4><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959" title="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959">Brown Cows in Scotland and Perl</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959" title="http://use.perl.org/~xsawyerx/journal/38959">Brown Cows in Scotland and Perl</a></li>
 </ul>
 <h3 id="From_IRC"> From IRC </h3>
 <h4 id="Books_for_Learning_Perl"> Books for Learning Perl </h4><pre>    &lt;Alexi5&gt;   what is a good book for getting up to speed with  perl?
    &lt;kojiro&gt;  ALL PERL IS INCOHERENT
 &lt;reflexive&gt;  So true.
 </pre>
-<p><a class="external text" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I">Source - Freenode #perl</a>
+<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sharp-perl-meaning-of-I">Source - Freenode #perl</a>
 </p>
 <h4 id="Geek_Pseudo-Sextalk"> Geek Pseudo-Sextalk </h4>
-<p>See <a class="external text" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers">&quot;Sextalk According to Perlers&quot; on Shlomi Fish&apos;s fortune collection</a> - may be a bit offensive, but also contains some serious Tech-related advice.
+<p>See <a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#sextalk-according-to-perlers">&quot;Sextalk According to Perlers&quot; on Shlomi Fish&apos;s fortune collection</a> - may be a bit offensive, but also contains some serious Tech-related advice.
 </p>
 <h4 id="Which_Prefix_do_you_Want_today.3F"> Which Prefix do you Want today? </h4><pre>     &lt;mMish&gt;  hi rind
    &lt;rindolf&gt;  Hi mMish
    &lt;rindolf&gt;  dazjorz: yes, sounds Evil.
    &lt;rindolf&gt;  Just use placeholders.
 </pre>
-<p><a class="external text" href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want">Source: Freenode&apos;s #perl</a>
+<p><a href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want" title="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/fortunes/shlomif.html#which-prefix-do-you-want">Source: Freenode&apos;s #perl</a>
 </p>
 <h4 id="Chuck_Norris_as_a_Refactorer"> Chuck Norris as a Refactorer </h4><pre>&lt;Su-Shee&gt;  2010 is planned more or less as a refactoring year.
 &lt;DrForr_&gt;  A whole *year*? What physical plane of existence do you reside
 <p>Answer: Why do you want to switch the TV on then?!
 </p>
 <h2 id="Cartoons"> Cartoons </h2><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7" title="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7">0x2121&apos;s &quot;Lost in Translation&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7" title="http://0x2121.com/?strip=7">0x2121&apos;s &quot;Lost in Translation&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://f8d.org/?c=27" title="http://f8d.org/?c=27">f8d&apos;s &quot;Good Fortune&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://f8d.org/?c=27" title="http://f8d.org/?c=27">f8d&apos;s &quot;Good Fortune&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/" title="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/">Noise to Signal&apos;s &quot;Expressionless&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/" title="http://www.robcottingham.ca/cartoon/archive/expressionless/">Noise to Signal&apos;s &quot;Expressionless&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217" title="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217">UserFriendly&apos;s Cartoon from 2008-12-17</a> - see the previous cartoons for context. </li>
+<li><a href="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217" title="http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20081217">UserFriendly&apos;s Cartoon from 2008-12-17</a> - see the previous cartoons for context. </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://xkcd.com/c208.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c208.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Regular Expressions&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c208.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c208.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Regular Expressions&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://xkcd.com/c224.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c224.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Lisp&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/c224.html" title="http://xkcd.com/c224.html">xkcd&apos;s &quot;Lisp&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://xkcd.com/312/" title="http://xkcd.com/312/">xkcd&apos;s With Apologies to Robert Frost</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/312/" title="http://xkcd.com/312/">xkcd&apos;s With Apologies to Robert Frost</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://xkcd.com/519/" title="http://xkcd.com/519/">xkcd&apos;s &quot;11th Grade&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://xkcd.com/519/" title="http://xkcd.com/519/">xkcd&apos;s &quot;11th Grade&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png" title="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png">Programmers (via Ovid)</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png" title="http://curtis.lassam.net/comics/programmers.png">Programmers (via Ovid)</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html" title="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html">&quot;How a common LISP programmer views users&quot;</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html" title="http://kvardek-du.kerno.org/2010/01/how-common-lisp-programmer-views-users.html">&quot;How a common LISP programmer views users&quot;</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/" title="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/">Rhymes with Orange 23 March 2011 strip</a><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html" title="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html">Continuing the rhythm</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/" title="http://www.rhymeswithorange.com/2011/03/March-23-2011/">Rhymes with Orange 23 March 2011 strip</a><ul>
+<li><a href="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html" title="http://www.nntp.perl.org/group/perl.module-authors/2011/03/msg9144.html">Continuing the rhythm</a></li>
 </ul></li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Images"> Images </h2><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg" title="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg">&quot;New Perl 6 Book Announced&quot;</a> - by Alan. (<a class="external text" href="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html" title="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html">Original announcement archived at the web archive.</a>) </li>
+<li><a href="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg" title="http://axis-of-aevil.net/img/2003_08/p6_cover_lg.jpg">&quot;New Perl 6 Book Announced&quot;</a> - by Alan. (<a href="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html" title="http://www.bleaklow.com/blog/2003/08/new_perl_6_book_announced.html">Original announcement archived at the web archive.</a>) </li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html" title="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html">Girl with a perl earring</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html" title="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/17/girl-with-a-perl-ear.html">Girl with a perl earring</a></li>
 
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/" title="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/">Difference between Edsger Dijkstra and Larry Wall</a></li>
+<li><a href="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/" title="http://www.catonmat.net/blog/difference-between-edsger-dijkstra-and-larry-wall/">Difference between Edsger Dijkstra and Larry Wall</a></li>
 
 <li>
 <a href="http://i.qkme.me/3pdvjt.jpg">“I can write your 100 Python lines…”</a>
 </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Videos"> Videos </h2><ul>
-<li><a class="external text" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc">Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting</a> - a huge step forward in programmers&apos; productivity. </li>
+<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc">Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting</a> - a huge step forward in programmers&apos; productivity. </li>
 </ul>
 <h2 id="Perl_6"> Perl 6 </h2>
 <h3 id="Chuck_Norris_and_Perl_6"> Chuck Norris and Perl 6 </h3><pre>    &lt;rindolf&gt;  wankit