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Add the text of "Selena Meets Mephiqoleth".

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File lib/screenplay-xml/txt/selena-mandrake-the-slayer.txt

 
 [Matthew approaches Selena]
 
-Matthew: birthday kiss [Selena smiles and they kiss.]
+Matthew: birthday kiss? [Selena smiles and they kiss.]
 
-Selena: well, I'm going away to the kitchen for a while — feel free to cut
+Selena: well, I'm gonna go to the kitchen for a while — feel free to cut
 the cake.
 
 [Selena walks away.]
 
 <s id="selena-meets-mephiqoleth" title="Selena Meets Mephiqoleth">
 
+[Selena goes to the kitchen smiling, opens the refrigerator's door and takes
+out some refreshmeats and arranges them on the table and then she opens
+a cupboard's door only to discover a small human like demon inside.]
+
+Selena: why, hello there! I guess you did not RSVP.
+
+Mephiqoleth: MAGEIA!
+
+Selena: judging by the recent happenings, I guess that's me.
+
++++: so what do you shall I write on your name tag?
+
+Mephiqoleth: MY NAME IS MEPHIQOLETH.
+
+Selena: oh. Is it Emm, Ee, Pee...
+
+Mephiqoleth: it is written in Leshon Haqodesh.
+
+Selena: “Leshon Haqodesh”? The holy tongue? You mean:
+
+Mephiqoleth: YES!!!… HEBREW! [Non-dramatically] I am Jewish.
+
+Selena: Jewish? But you're not human.
+
+Mephiqoleth: THERE ARE JEWS OF MANY SPECIES.
+
+Selena: really? That's great - can I have a Jewish lady cat? I want one
+so she can mother cute little Jewish kittens.
+
+[Cut to Mephiqoleth - he is not amused.]
+
+Selena: you are not amused, demons are never amused. I should have known
+that.
+
++++: anyway, what is it you want from me?
+
+Mephiqoleth: MAGEIA, YOU ARE NOW EIGHT AND TEN YEARS OLD - YOU ARE NOW A
+WOMAN.
+
+Selena: so I've suddenly become a woman at 18? I'm only one day older than
+yesterday, and I had my period for many years now, and…
+
+Mephiqoleth: YOU MUST TEST ME! I POSSESS POWERFUL MYSTICAL POWERS, AND YOU
+MUST SEE IF THEY ARE POWERFUL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
+
+Selena: they are. I believe you.
+
+Mephiqoleth: NOT SO QUICKLY. MY GREATEST MYSTICAL POWER, WHICH FEW OTHER DEMONS
+POSSESS IS MY TELEPORTATION ABILITY. I CAN TELEPORT YOU ANYWHERE.
+
+Selena: you can? Like where?
+
+Mephiqoleth: ANYWHERE YOU WANT!
+
+Selena: OK… well, I'm feeling adventurous, so I want the crème-de-la-crème,
+the cat whiskers, the face that launched a thousand ships…
+
+Mephiqoleth: YOU DO NOT MEAN… <b>THE AMBER!</b>.
+
+Selena: yes, the Amber. The Amber being…
+
+Mephiqoleth: …THE MYSTICAL CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND.
+
+Selena: yes.
+
+Mephiqoleth: YOU WILL LIKELY NOT SURVIVE THE AMBER.
+
+Selena: oh try me.
+
+Mephiqoleth: very well.
+
+Selena: just one thing, can you please wait with teleporting me to
+<b>the Amber</b> until Spring break, so I can get ready and safely
+return back home.
+
+Mephiqoleth: OF COURSE, I AM TIMELESS. FAREWALL, MAGEIA, I SHALL MEET YOU
+AGAIN DURING THIS SO-CALLED ”SPRING BREAK“ WHEN YOU ARE MORE PREPARED. UNTIL
+THEN, MAY YOU BE WELL.
+
+[Mephiqoleth fades away into thin air leaving Selena amused.]
+
+Selena: well, I suppose a one way trip to the Amber is also a fine Birthday
+present. [She smiles]
+
+Jessica’s voice from the main hall: Selena, is everything OK, why aren't you
+coming back? Don't you want some cake.
+
+Selena: yes, sorry, I'm coming, I'm coming. [She takes the trays and leaves
+the frame]
+
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