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Added hyperlinks - requires XML::Grammar::Fortune trunk.

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t2/humour/fortunes/Makefile

 include fortunes-list.mak
 
-VER = 0.10.192
+VER = 0.10.193
 
 DIST_BASE = fortunes-shlomif
 

t2/humour/fortunes/joel-on-software.xml

 speed and fluidity of my dry cleaner's DOS 2.0 character mode database
 application. And that's pretty darn responsive for a web app.</p></body><info>
     <author>Joel Spolsky</author>
-    <work href="http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/FB4.5.html">"FogBugz 4+1/2 and Subjective Well-Being"
-    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/FB4.5.html</work>
+    <work href="http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/FB4.5.html">"FogBugz 4+1/2 and Subjective Well-Being"</work>
 </info></quote>
     </fortune>
     <fortune id="joel-javaschools-1">

t2/humour/fortunes/paul-graham.xml

 
             <p>
                 Paul Graham<br />
-                "Great Hackers" (later edited out) - http://xrl.us/ho9c<br />
+                <a href="http://xrl.us/ho9c">"Great Hackers" (later edited out)</a>
             </p>
         </body>
         <info>

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.xml

 </p>
 
 <p>
-    Neo-Tech Orientation and Definitions<br/>
-    http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/
+    <a href="http://www.neo-tech.com/orientation/">Neo-Tech 
+        Orientation and Definitions</a><br/>
+    
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 That is the way every commercially successful language has developed. Just
 look at any language you consider successful on a large scale. I know of no
 exceptions, and there are good reasons for this phenomenon. [I wrote this
-before 2000; now see a preview of Java 1.5 - http://xrl.us/kb3a ] 
+before 2000; now see a preview of Java 1.5 - <a href="http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/05/30/1942259&amp;mode=thread&amp;tid=108&amp;tid=126&amp;tid=156">http://xrl.us/kb3a</a> ] 
 </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64833/ShowPost.aspx
+    <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64833/ShowPost.aspx">http://thedailywtf.com/forums/64833/ShowPost.aspx</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 <p>
     "yet another coward" in a Slashdot comment for the announcement 
     of the release of Vim version 7.
-    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185216&amp;cid=15286781
+    <a href="http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185216&amp;cid=15286781">Slashdot comment</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 
 <p>
     Stevie-O on the Acme::NewMath POD document.<br />
-    http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-NewMath/
+    <a href="http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-NewMath/">Acme-NewMath</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
               </p>
 
               <p>
-                  GyroTech on http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=195378&amp;cid=16009070
+                  GyroTech on <a href="http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=195378&amp;cid=16009070">a Slashdot comment</a>
                   </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    kahei on http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=196931&amp;cid=16136657
+    kahei on 
+    <a href="http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=196931&amp;cid=16136657">Slashdot</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    Linus Torvalds in http://lwn.net/Articles/188123/
+    Linus Torvalds in <a href="http://lwn.net/Articles/188123/">an Email message</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    patrixmyth on Slashdot
-    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=201413&amp;cid=16490111
+    patrixmyth on 
+    <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=201413&amp;cid=16490111">Slashdot</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    Linus Torvalds on http://lwn.net/Articles/201440/
+    Linus Torvalds in 
+    <a href="http://lwn.net/Articles/201440/">an E-mail message</a>.
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    Neo-Tech Advantage No. 14 - "Self-Growth vs. Selfless View"<br/>
-    http://www.neo-tech.com/neotech/advantages/advantage14.html
+    <a href="http://www.neo-tech.com/neotech/advantages/advantage14.html">Neo-Tech Advantage No. 14 - "Self-Growth vs. Selfless View"</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 
 <p>
     Linus Torvalds announcing the 2.6.19 Linux kernel.<br />
-    http://lwn.net/Articles/211904/
+    <a href="http://lwn.net/Articles/211904/">Email message</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 
               <p>
                   Shachar Shemesh<br/>
-                  http://blog.shemesh.biz/?p=435
+                  <a href="http://blog.shemesh.biz/?p=435">Blog Post</a>
               </p>
         </body>
         <info>
           </p>
 
           <p>
-              niconorsk on a Slashdot Comment<br />
-              http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=224312&amp;cid=18164404
+              niconorsk on a 
+              <a href="http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=224312&amp;cid=18164404">Slashdot Comment</a>
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 
 
 <p>
-    http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/OMGWTF-Highlights-2-Misc.aspx
+    <a href="http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/OMGWTF-Highlights-2-Misc.aspx">OMGWTF Highlights #2: Misc. (The Daily WTF)</a>
 </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 for you.</p>
 
 <p>
-    -- sucati on http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=244291&amp;cid=19718695
+    -- sucati on <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=244291&amp;cid=19718695">a Slashdot comment</a>
 </p>
 
 <p>
     </p>
 
     <p>
-        -- geobeck on http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=244291&amp;cid=19722737
+        -- geobeck <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=244291&amp;cid=19722737">in response</a>.
     </p>
         </body>
         <info>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=267393&amp;cid=20200075
+    <a href="http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=267393&amp;cid=20200075">Slashdot comment</a>
 </p>
         </body>
         <info>
           </p>
 
           <p>
-              http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=332831&amp;cid=21033847
+              <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=332831&amp;cid=21033847">Slashdot Comment</a>
           </p>
 
           <p>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=332831&amp;cid=21035649
+    <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=332831&amp;cid=21035649">Slashdot comment</a>
 </p>
         </body>
         <info>
                       </p>
 
                       <p>
-                          http://xrl.us/7j6w
+                          <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/What-would-Jesus-do/2005/05/25/1116950760739.html">http://xrl.us/7j6w</a>
                       </p>
 
                       <p>
 </p>
 
 <p>
-    liedra in http://liedra.livejournal.com/21176.html
+    liedra in <a href="http://liedra.livejournal.com/21176.html">a blog post</a>.
 </p>
         </body>
         <info>