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File lib/rest-of-template.wml

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 <p class="sep">
 It is easy to reach Shlomi using a large number of
 <a href="$(ROOT)/me/contact-me/">online means</a>, including
-<a href="mailto:<get-var email />">E-mail</a>.
+<a href="mailto:<main_email />">E-mail</a>.

File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

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       date: 2012-11-22T14:23:50Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-love-the-time: 
+      date: 2013-01-19T20:22:43Z
       date: 2012-03-05T21:34:36Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/generate-web-feeds.pl

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-    "run()",
+    "run(); exit(0);",
     "--dir" => $abs_dir,
     (map { ("--xml-file" , "$_.xml") } (@fortunes)),

File t2/humour/fortunes/run-validator.bash

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     perl \
     -MXML::Grammar::Fortune \
-    -e 'exit(XML::Grammar::Fortune->new(
-        {mode => "validate"})->run({input => shift(@ARGV)}));' \
+    -e 'XML::Grammar::Fortune->new(
+    {mode => "validate"})->run({input => shift(@ARGV)});exit(0);' \

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

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+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-love-the-time">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Love the time, like it was your brother</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Yaakov">I LOVE YOU ALL WITH A GREAT HUGE LOVE</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Yaakov: DO YOU ALSO LOVE THE NEW YEAR WITH GREAT HUGE LOVE?</saying>
+<saying who="Yaakov">rindolf: I really only love people with that sort of love.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Yaakov: ah.</saying>
+<saying who="buu">Yaakov: What about simulated people?</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">demands equal rights for years, minutes, hours and days to also get YAAKOV&#39;S GREAT HUGE LOVE.</me_is>
+<saying who="Yaakov">buu: You aren&#39;t a simulation.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Heh.</saying>
+<saying who="whosgonna">Yaakov:  we still love ya ;)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Oh well, let&#39;s put some GREAT HUGE LOVE into the code.</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">WE LOVE YOU WITH A GREAT HUGE LOVE YAAKOV</saying>
+<saying who="whosgonna">please no equal rights for the minutes.  we don&#39;t want GREAT HUGE LOVE every 60 seconds.</saying>
+<saying who="Yaakov">&lt;3</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Drupal does not give me GREAT HUGE LOVE.</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">whosgonna, yes we do</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">It does not give me any love at the moment.</saying>
+<saying who="whosgonna">rindolf:  does it give you fits of agony?</saying>
+<saying who="whosgonna">apeiron: i stand corrected.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">whosgonna: kinda.</saying>
+<saying who="Yaakov">I just don&#39;t love time like I love people.  I can&#39;t say I *love* time at all.  I appreciate the necessity of time to my love of people, and so I suppose you could make a reasonable cause that I have a second-order love of time.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>All you need is YAAKOV'S GREAT HUGE LOVE</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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