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[Selina] Copying the ideas from the "from-vcs" repo.

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 	-o $@ $<
 	perl -lpi -e 's/[ \t]+\z//' $@
-SCREENPLAY_SOURCES_ON_DEST = $(T2_DEST)/humour/TOWTF/TOW_Fountainhead_1.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/TOWTF/TOW_Fountainhead_2.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/humanity/Humanity-Movie.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/humanity/Humanity-Movie-hebrew.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/star-trek--we-the-living-dead.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Selina-Mandrake/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.txt $(T2_DEST)/open-source/interviews/ae-interview.txt $(T2_DEST)/open-source/interviews/sussman-interview.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Blue-Rabbit-Log/Blue-Rabbit-Log-Part-1.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/by-others/hitchhiker-guide-to-star-trek-tng-hand-tweaked.txt
+SCREENPLAY_SOURCES_ON_DEST = $(T2_DEST)/humour/TOWTF/TOW_Fountainhead_1.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/TOWTF/TOW_Fountainhead_2.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/humanity/Humanity-Movie.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/humanity/Humanity-Movie-hebrew.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/star-trek--we-the-living-dead.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Selina-Mandrake/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.txt $(T2_DEST)/open-source/interviews/ae-interview.txt $(T2_DEST)/open-source/interviews/sussman-interview.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Blue-Rabbit-Log/Blue-Rabbit-Log-Part-1.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/by-others/hitchhiker-guide-to-star-trek-tng-hand-tweaked.txt $(T2_DEST)/humour/Selina-Mandrake/ideas.txt
 HHFG_DIR = $(T2_DEST)/humour/human-hacking
 HHFG_HEB_V2_TXT = human-hacking-field-guide-hebrew-v2.txt
 hhgg_convert: $(HHGG_CONVERT_SCRIPT_DEST)
-SELINA_MANDRAKE_SCREENPLAY_XML_SOURCE = lib/screenplay-xml/from-vcs/Selina-Mandrake/selina-mandrake/screenplay/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.screenplay-text.txt
+SELINA_MANDRAKE__VCS_DIR = lib/screenplay-xml/from-vcs/Selina-Mandrake/selina-mandrake/
+SELINA_MANDRAKE_SCREENPLAY_XML_SOURCE = $(SELINA_MANDRAKE__VCS_DIR)/screenplay/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.screenplay-text.txt
 SELINA_MANDRAKE_TXT_FROM_VCS = $(SCREENPLAY_XML_TXT_DIR)/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.txt
 $(T2_DEST)/humour/Selina-Mandrake/selina-mandrake-the-slayer.txt: $(SELINA_MANDRAKE_TXT_FROM_VCS)
 	cp -f $< $@
+$(T2_DEST)/humour/Selina-Mandrake/ideas.txt: $(SELINA_MANDRAKE_IDEAS__FROM_VCS)
+	cp -f $< $@
 $(T2_DEST)/open-source/interviews/ae-interview.txt: $(SCREENPLAY_XML_TXT_DIR)/ae-interview.txt
 	cp -f $< $@

File t2/humour/Selina-Mandrake/ideas.txt

-* The Master
-    - "Call me 'Karl'".
-    - "I always thought the Master would be Karl the Great"
-    - "You're Charlemagne, admit it."
-    - "Idiot, you've discovered my identity and I shall now parish. Selina
-    Mandrake - I have been slain by you."
-    - his soul leaves his body.
-    - Selina touches his corpse with her foot and the body evaporates into
-    dust.
-        - The crowd cheers.
-* "You now must slay The Rider, the Vampirella with the oldest body ; the
-Integrator, the Vampire with the same body and same soul ; and The Slayer,
-the first vampire to have slain."
-* "Only a Vampire can slay a vampire, and vampirellas are the most formidable
-* "Tell you what - I'm no longer The Slayer. I quit"
-    - The Guide: "As you wish."
-    - A crazy looking woman heads into their direction with a knife in her
-    hands.
-        - Selina freaks out and hides behind the Guide.
-        - The Guide pulls out a cross bow and shoots the woman in her heart
-        and she evaporates into dust.
-    - "That was the Slayer"
-    - "Selina: so you slew her?"
-    - "The Guide: no, you did."
-* The Guide gives Selina a gift in a fancy chest. The first compartment contains
-a very stylised 1d10 die, and after opening the other compartment, she sees
-a plastic card saying "Vampire" on the side, with her ID photo, and saying:
-«Selina Mandrake ; "buffy" ; The Dispeller» on the other side.
-* The two British vampires.
-    - Selina is doing her maths homework at the library.
-    - "I'm Alan. I'm John. We're Mighty Vampires."
-        - "Selina Mandrake. Mighty Pirate.".
-    - The start talking about various pop culture stuff and funny things.
-    - end up emulating the suicide squad from "Life of Brian".
-        - with unsharpened pencils.
-        - "Selina Mandrake - we have been slain by you.".
-* The vampires in the hall:
-    - Selina tells them that they are likely the good guys and should stand
-    for themselves.
-        - "Vampires of the World, Unite!"
-    - They agree that she is right.
-    - Someone suggests they do a group exercise.
-        - "Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah"
-            (like Steve Ballmer's "Developers, developers, developers").
-        - Selina says that the religious students in her school will not
-        appreciate that and tries to turn it off.
-        - Meanwhile, the vampires take a stake, and stab themselves in their
-        heart, causing all of them to evaporate into dust.
-    - Selina turns off the music and goes to clean up the dust.
-* Milady Kate Canterson
-Apr 28 20:03:40 <rindolf>	Only in the real world of the story Lord Buckingham was actually slayed by someone else who was a Brunette English/French combo.
-Apr 28 20:03:54 <rindolf>	Like she was born in France to English parents, and moved to England at the age of 6.
-Apr 28 20:04:06 <rindolf>	There she forgot her French and learned English.
-Apr 28 20:04:14 <cl0ud>	rindolf: sounds like a cool story
-Apr 28 20:04:53 <rindolf>	And later on she married a noble and studied French, but then he died from a disease.
-Apr 28 20:05:19 <rindolf>	However, she was miserable at first and then became happy again and decided to move to Paris.
-Apr 28 20:05:24 <rindolf>	So she became a socialite there and also taught English, learned French, and instructed people with the Bible.
-Apr 28 20:05:35 <rindolf>	Only many people envied her because she was so compotent.
-Apr 28 20:05:40 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: no.
-Apr 28 20:05:47 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: she did.
-Apr 28 20:05:53 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: Milady Kate .
-Apr 28 20:06:20 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: BTW, I've thought that Captain Picard is more similar to Cardinal Richelieu.
-Apr 28 20:06:32 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: and I don't know who Thes is.
-Apr 28 20:06:53 <rindolf>	Anyway, she became a little miserable from all the intolerance of these French female jerks.
-Apr 28 20:06:58 <Diablo-D3>	rindolf: thes, plural of the.
-Apr 28 20:07:01 <rindolf>	Not all the socialites were jerks.
-Apr 28 20:07:09 <Diablo-D3>	ALL SOCIALITES ARE JERKS
-Apr 28 20:07:11 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: oh, not all vampires got slain.
-Apr 28 20:07:21 <Diablo-D3>	except for the google founders
-Apr 28 20:07:26 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: HYPERBOLE FTW.
-Apr 28 20:07:40 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: anyway, eventually she had a long affair with D'Artagnan.
-Apr 28 20:07:57 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: which was kept secret , but most people realised that.
-Apr 28 20:08:03 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: she was an Anglican.
-Apr 28 20:08:10 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: Milady Kate I mean.
-Apr 28 20:09:07 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: and then Richelieu ordered the king to order D'Artagnan and Athos and her to escort her in order to plan the slaying of Lord Buckingham.
-Apr 28 20:09:19 <rindolf>	Now slaying is not the traditional killing.
-Apr 28 20:10:04 <Diablo-D3>	who the fuck are these people
-Apr 28 20:11:41 <rindolf>	What happened is that her British friend shot one bullet at Buckingham , said he missed on purpose , and recharged his gun. So she told him she just slain him, brought a body that looked like Lord Buckingham and said he and she are going to America to start a new life.
-Apr 28 20:11:49 <rindolf>	And they were leaving from Plymouth.
-Apr 28 20:11:57 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: read "The Three Musketeers"
-Apr 28 20:12:09 <rindolf>	I'm surprised you have not read it.
-Apr 28 20:12:20 <rindolf>	Diablo-D3: Milady de Winter is an awesome character.
-Apr 28 20:12:31 <rindolf>	So is his portrayal of Cardinal Richelieu.
-Apr 28 20:12:39 <rindolf>	Dumas Pere was great.
-    - after arriving to New York, Kate and George (formerly Lord Buckingham)
-    part ways.
-    - Kate leads several incarnations as a Bible, languages and liberal arts
-    scholar - until Dumas publishes the book "The Three Musketeers".
-    - The book's popularity makes "Milady de-Winter" and Kate as "*The* Slayer",
-    which causes both France and England to claim Milady Canterson as their own
-    and (what's worse) makes Kate a popular target for people who want
-    her to slay them.
-    - Annoyed, she travels to Paris to meet Dumas.
-    - After telling him she has become the Real Slayer, he says it is a
-    great honour for him, and offers her his finest food and drinks.
-        - Kate accepts despite the fact that she is still irritated.
-* The plot plan:
-    - The Two British Vampires
-    - The demon walking in the park with the long neck.
-        - "You are past redemption"
-        - "And you have ruined my newspaper."
-    - The Three.
-        - three young men dressed as Klingons who fight with
-        - approach Selina, say “Hail the Slayer! We are your humble slaves.”
-        - three vampire brother warriors since the dawn of time
-            - klingon ones.
-            - exist everywhere.
-            - Selina: "Why are you klingons on earth?"
-                - they don't know.
-                - whatever.
-        - can fight using any weapon - past or present and are masters at it.
-        - conjure the Huge sword.
-            - silly overlarged swords as featured in World-of-WarCraft.
-                - cannot lift them.
-            - Selina asks them to use something smaller and not as heavy.
-                - “A dagger or a cutlass or whatever”
-        - they think for a moment and say then can do much better with
-        the "smallest yet deadliest possible weapon a vampire warrior can have:
-        the wooden toothpick."
-        - Selina asks them if they have watched too much Sesame street:
-            - the Three: “of course, every mighty Klingon warrior has watched
-            Sesame Street”
-            - Selina: “I hate this decade!”
-        - Selina: “fine, I don't care that you're going to slay yourself using
-        toothpicks, despite claiming to be the greatest fighters in history -
-        you brought it on yourself. Just do it where the dust from your
-        bodies settles."
-        - They slay themselves.
-    - Selina's birthday party.
-        - She was born in 20 February.
-        - Mephiqoleth
-            - A small, non-human demon with "powerful mystical powers".
-            - Selina asks him what to put on his name tag, and he tells her
-            “Mephiqoleth”. She asks him how he spells it and he says: "my
-            name is written in Leshon Haqodesh (לשון הקודש).
-                - “You mean Hebrew?”
-                - Yes. <non-dramatically>I'm Jewish</non-dramatically>
-                - But you're not human.
-                - "There are Jews of many species".
-                - Selina: oh good, can I have a Jewish lady cat? I want one
-                so she can mother cute Jewish kittens.
-                - Mephiqoleth is not amused.
-            - "Selina, you are now eight and ten years old - you are now a
-            woman."
-            - She asks him to wait for spring break so she'll have enough
-            time to prepare
-            - Teleports her to The Amber, the mystical centre of the
-            universe.
-            - The Amber being a villa in Northern Tel Aviv.
-                - The Mendelssohn household.
-            - Selina goes on more trip to Israel.
-            - She ends up showing a photo shootout of her trip to her friend.
-            - Selina says she isn't convinced this is the Amber.
-                - "My slayer went to Israel and all I got was this lousy
-                T-shirt" souvenir T-shirt.
-                - Meleyum is slain by her.
-    - The congregation of vampires in the hall.
-    - The Master.
-        - Turns out to be
-            - Karl the Great
-        - After Selina discovers it, he promptly gets slain, his soul
-        leaves his body.
-            - Selina touches the body with her foot and it evaporates into
-            dust.
-    - The scene with the guide who tells her she must now slay the Rider,
-    the Integrator and the Slayer.
-        - Selina quits as the Slayer.
-        - Gift
-    - Summer vacation + start of university studies.
-        - cuniform.
-    - The scene with Moses and Aharon
-    - Meeting Milady Kate Canterson
-    - End