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Shlomi Fish  committed 1d25167

Add another fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

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       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
     sharp-perl-brogramming:
       date: 2011-12-16T09:33:05Z
+    sharp-perl-cake-across-europe:
+      date: 2013-11-05T13:54:28Z
     sharp-perl-can-i-haz-fast-compiler:
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
     sharp-perl-cats-cats-in-soviet-russia:

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

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             </info>
         </irc>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-cake-across-europe">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Cake Across Europe</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">brain broken. I just had to think for three minutes how to create a branch in git. need chocolate.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Same here.</saying>
+<saying who="pink_mist">not coffee?</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">coffee too. good idea.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">o/&#39; Code monkey get up get coffee... o/&#39;</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">I think I also need a huge german schnitzel today.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: I AM BRINGING THREE HUGE PIES TO THE OFFICE TODAY!</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: WRONG</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: YOU BRING TWO TO YOUR OFFICE AND ONE TO ME.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">HOW CAN IT BE WRONG IF IT&#39;S SO TASTY</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: BECAUSE YOU COUNTED WRONG</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">IT&#39;S ONLY FOUR HOURS OF FLYING. YOU CAN STILL GET HERE IN TIME.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">seriously, bruxelles - berlin 4 hours?</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">probably less.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">a hell of a lot less, actually.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">unless they moved it behind moskow or so..</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">1h25</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">it sure felt like four hours when we went, hmmm.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">EVEN BETTERER! CAKE TIME IS AT 12:30!</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">LEAVE NOW BE THERE ON TIME</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">yes, because it&#39;s one and a half hour flight and additional 4 hours getting there, waiting, checking in, getting out.. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="popl">I have cake right here with me. Cake time is whenever I want it to be.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">if you don&#39;t take luggage it&#39;s quite fast</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">ten minuts check in, ten minutes security, run to gate, board, land, take taxi, have cake.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">why can&#39;t flying be as simple and fast as boarding a train...</saying>
+<saying who="popl">haha</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">it used to be :)</saying>
+<saying who="popl">Trains aren&#39;t simple anymore in the US. :(</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: yeah, I remember vaguely.</saying>
+<saying who="popl">Now we have the TSA.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: ah, maybe brussels-berlin by train is four hours.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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