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Shlomi Fish  committed 20a22ee

Add the NSA facts.

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File lib/Shlomif/Homepage/NavData/JSON_Data_Persistence.yml

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 id_persistence:
-  next_id: 327
+  next_id: 328
   paths_ids:
     '': 1
     DeCSS/: 288
     humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/: 76
     humour/bits/facts/Knuth/: 77
     humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/: 78
+    humour/bits/facts/NSA/: 327
     humour/bits/facts/XSLT/: 80
     humour/bits/facts/Xena/: 79
     humour/by-others/: 81

File lib/Shlomif/Homepage/SectionMenu/Sects/Humour.pm

                             text => "Larry Wall",
                         },
                         {
+                            url => "humour/bits/facts/NSA/",
+                            text => "NSA",
+                        },
+                        {
                             url => "humour/bits/facts/Xena/",
                             text => "Xena",
                             title => "Factoids about Xena, the Warrior Princess",

File t2/humour/bits/facts/NSA/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<latemp_subject "NSA Facts" />
+
+<p>
+The
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Security_Agency">NSA</a>
+are the united states National Security Agency, a cryptologic intelligence
+agency.
+</p>
+
+<h2 id="facts">NSA Facts</h2>
+
+<ul>
+
+<li>
+The NSA doesn't publish. They perish.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.D. And the most
+stupid and incompetent ones.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+The NSA has a patent for an efficient process for collecting a lot of
+information and doing nothing with it.
+</li>
+
+</ul>
+
+<h2 id="license">Copyright and Licence</h2>
+
+<cc_by_sa_british_blurb year="2013" />
+

File t2/humour/bits/facts/index.html.wml

 Perl programming language</a>. Requires some Perl-specific knowledge.
 </p>
 
+<h3><a href="NSA/">NSA Facts</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+Facts about the American National Security Agency (NSA), a cryptologic
+intelligence agency.
+</p>
+
 <h3><a href="Xena/">Xena (the Warrior Princess) Facts</a></h3>
 
 <h3><a href="XSLT/">XSLT Facts</a></h3>