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Shlomi Fish committed 2432446

Add the "Life is hard" fortune.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:01Z
     sharp-perl-cats-do-you-speak-French: 
       date: 2009-07-13T22:02:59Z
+    sharp-perl6-life-is-hard: 
+      date: 2013-03-12T05:50:36Z
     sharp-perl6-more-geek-facts-about-Chuck-Norris: 
       date: 2009-08-30T20:45:40Z
     sharp-perlcafe-aleenas-little-perl-boys: 

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

             </info>
         </irc>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl6-life-is-hard">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Life is Hard</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="rindolf">Hi all.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS , moritz , hoelzro , Juerd : hello! What&#39;s new?</saying>
+<saying who="moritz">everything with a new enough timestamp</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">rindolf: nothing</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">moritz: heh.</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">I assume rindolf doesnt meant -Inf :o)</saying>
+<saying who="timotimo">moritz: feel like reviewing/merging https://github.com/rakudo/rakudo/pull/113 ? froggs and me both spectested it :)</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">unleashes his inner Sarah Michelle Gellar to kiss moritz for his inventive avoidance of saying what he is up to.</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: I&#39;m old enough to remember the invention of the Camel.</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">rindolf: well, if you want to know what we are up to you may ask that</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: “When I was your age, Jennifer Lawrence was called Sara Behranrt”</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: moritz will always find a way to avoid it.</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">FROGGS: oh, I may know why it does break tests</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: unless threatened.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: or sweet talked.</saying>
+<saying who="FROGGS">and today is my first day off, and on wednessday starts the german perl workshop, so still stuff to prepare</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: nice.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">FROGGS: prepare hard! Enjoy hard! Rest hard!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Step 4: profit hard!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Step 5: retire hard!</saying>
+<saying who="timotimo">Step 6: die hard!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">timotimo: LOL.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl6</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>He who lives hard, dies harder</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>