+<s id="blue-rabbit" title="The Blue Rabbit Log - Part I">
+[Note: This screenplay was written by Shlomi Fish, and is original artwork.]
+[This screenplay is made available under the
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+derived or inclusive work to be featured on sites with web commercials (but
+not other commercial use).]
+<s id="mordox-hideous-plan" title="Mordox's Hideous Plan">
+[ A stormy night in the mountains; their dark silhouttes are towering in all
+directions. The camera rotates to the left to reveal the dark silhoutte of a
+castle. It focuses on it. A lightning bolt strikes it. ]
+A Distant Voice from the castle's top: No, it didn't do.
+[ The lightning strikes again. ]
+[ The lightning strikes again and a torch is lightened on the castle's roof. ]
+[ After a few seconds the camera shows a man wearing a dark suite looking over
+a large window. The room is lighted by a fireplace, which causes the shadow of
+Dark man (Mordox): I thank you for agreeing to come here from your distant
+base, oh great Warlock Galku. You've aquired quite a reputaion for yourself and
+I believe you're just what I need. I think your objective is obvious. In fact,
+I give you three guesses to guess why I summoned you here.
+Galku (who is out of the frame): One: The Blue Rabbit's Adventuring Company.
+Two: The Blue Rabbit's Adventuring Company, and three: both of the above.
+Mordox: Exactly, now I understand you specialise in getting rid of such ... eh
+Galku: Yes, it is my specialty to neutralise such characters who prevent
+raising your ambitious evil projects.
+Mordox: What did you say?
+Galku: I said I get rid of such characters who prevent raising your evil
+Mordox: You said my projects are evil? How dare you! My projects are in no way
+evil. They are just incredibly selfish and totally inconsiderate of everybody
+else's interests and welfare.
+Galku: I couldn't define evil better myself.
+Mordox: Did I get you here to write a dictionary of the English language?
+Galku: No, but as a matter of fact I am writing one myself, as a hobby. The
+last word I wrote the definition for was "evidently", and I think the next word
+Mordox: Cut it out! Now, where were we?
+Galku: I just said it is my specialty to get rid of characters who prevent
+raising your incredibly selfish and totally inconsiderate of everybody else's
+interests and welfare projects.
+Mordox: Yes, those so-called adventurers have interfered with my plans for a
+long time. What will I tell you? They ran into every one of my recent projects
+and messed with them so bad, I could count what was left from every one with
+one finger. They are too stupid to realize they put themselves in danger, but
+since they've got more luck than brains they seem to get out of it just fine.
++++: The worst thing about them is that they are the player characters, so the
+Game Master is on their side!
+[ At this point the floor starts shaking. The camera moves backwards to reveal Galku, and a big crack is starting to form between the two.]
+Galku: Quick! Take back what you just said or the Game Master will do something
+Mordox: Oh, OK. Even though they are the player characters the GM doesn't seem
+to treat them any different and is very fair and objective.
+[ The room stops trembling but the crack remains. ]
+Galku: I think the crack adds a nice touch. [and leaps to Mordox' side.]
+Mordox: Now, what were you planning to do about those ... eh ... disturbances.
+Galku: Well, I figured it would be too difficult to get them killed. However,
+since, as far as I know, The Blue Rabbit Adventuring Company does not posses an
+inherent teleporting ability, it would be just as useful to relocate them in a
+place where they would not be troublesome.
+Mordox: And how are you going to do it?
+Galku: Well, I happen to have a one-way portal, which I borrowed from the great
+Mordox: The same Pinky who conjured the spells Pinky's Clapping Hands, Pinky's
+Wonderful Automatic Drummer, Pinky's Anti-Bureaucratic Pounding Fist and
+Pinky's Extraordinary Tickling Fingers?
+Galku: The very one! Anyway, with this port, if properly disguised, we'll be
+able to send the "Blue Rabbits" on a one way trip to a place, thousand of miles
+away from anywhere remotely civilized.
+Mordox: I love the sound of it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha
+[starts laughing loudly and Galku joins him. The camera rotates in a circular
+path to the right, and eventually reveals a large crystal blue. The crystal
+ball is showing a funny cartoon, and the two men are pointing at it and