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Add more factoids to shlomif-factoids.xml.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2013-04-08T16:37:15Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-52: 
       date: 2013-04-08T16:37:15Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-53: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-54: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-6: 
       date: 2010-01-28T12:43:24Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-7: 
       date: 2013-02-18T15:30:19Z
     shlomif-fact-nsa-12: 
       date: 2013-04-08T16:18:55Z
+    shlomif-fact-nsa-13: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-nsa-14: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
     shlomif-fact-nsa-2: 
       date: 2013-02-18T15:19:31Z
     shlomif-fact-nsa-3: 
       date: 2013-02-18T15:30:19Z
     shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-1: 
       date: 2012-09-03T04:34:35Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-2: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-3: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-4: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-5: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-6: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
+    shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-7: 
+      date: 2013-05-02T12:02:32Z
     shlomif-fact-xslt-1: 
       date: 2010-02-02T20:37:04Z
     shlomif-fact-xslt-10: 

File t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.xml

               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-2">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #2</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, cats own you. No, wait! Cats own you
+                      everywhere.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-3">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #3</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, joke is tired of you.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>apeiron</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-4">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #4</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, food tastes YOU!
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Leuthihi</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-5">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #5</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, government is afraid of you!
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-6">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #6</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, meme uses You!
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Volis</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-7">
+          <meta>
+              <title>In Soviet Russia #7</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      In Soviet Russia, garbage collects you.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>mucker</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/In-Soviet-Russia/">“In
+                      Soviet Russia” Factoids</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-36">
           <meta>
               <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #36</title>
               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-53">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #53</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      The Angel of Death cannot keep up with Chuck Norris’s
+                      throughput of killing.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-54">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #54</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      Computers are useless because they can only give you
+                      answers. Chuck Norris is not usless, because he knows the
+                      questions which these answers belong to.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-nsa-1">
           <meta>
               <title>Shlomif Fish’s NSA Facts #1</title>
               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-nsa-13">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomif Fish’s NSA Facts #13</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      Your next job after one in <a
+                          href="http://twitter.com/NSACareers">@NSACareers</a>,
+                      will be as a dead corpse in a coffin, 6 feet underground,
+                      or as a patient in a psychiatric ward.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/">NSA Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-nsa-14">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomif Fish’s NSA Facts #14</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      Hackers bend the rules, so the NSA hates them. Instead,
+                      the NSA accumulates rules, observes them, and accepts
+                      their fate: death.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA/">NSA Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-buffy-1">
           <meta>
               <title>Shlomif Fish’s Buffy Facts #1</title>
               <body>
                   <p>
                       Buffy Summers is not afraid of demons. Demons are afraid
-                      of her. and for a very good reason.
+                      of her. And for a very good reason.
                   </p>
               </body>
               <info>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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