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       date: 2009-08-25T11:29:51Z
       date: 2009-10-17T17:10:23Z
+    sharp-sharp-programming-meaning-of-the-Zuu-species: 
+      date: 2009-11-15T18:11:53Z
       date: 2009-08-25T12:00:11Z

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+    <fortune id="sharp-sharp-programming-meaning-of-the-Zuu-species">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Meaning of the Zuu species</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Zuu">Hi rindolf :)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Hi Zuu </saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: I&#39;ve been thinking that maybe you can find some corresponding Zuus of the appropriate sex in a different dimension.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">hmmm... interresting!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: are you a heterosexual Zuu or a homosexual one?</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">Im not sure what sex I am.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: ah.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">:P</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: you can look.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: in the mirror or something.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: don&#39;t you have obligatory genders in Danish/</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Like in German, French, etc.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Or Hebrew and Arabic.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">obligatory genders?</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">you mean, the genders in linguistics?</saying>
+<me_is who="Zuu">never understood those</me_is>
+<saying who="Zuu">but Danish have two i believe, and if i remember correctly there is female and &#39;none&#39;</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: yes, genders in linguistics.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">i dont remember what which is which though :P</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Like in Hebrew &quot;Haben Halakh lagan&quot; - the boy went to the garden. &quot;Habath Halkha lagan&quot; - &quot;The girl went to the garden&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="c_sphere">That almost sounds like allah akbar</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">rindolf, no we dont distinct between the genders of the subject in the danish language</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">our nouns have genders though</saying>
+<saying who="c_sphere">zuu-nina?</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">like &#39;house&#39; is one gender and &#39;car&#39; is another</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: of course the question is - what language do Zuus speak natively?</saying>
+<saying who="c_sphere">rindolf: Of course, Zuu speaks Zuu!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuuish?</saying>
+<saying who="c_sphere">The Zulu population also does not speak Zuluish, just Zulu.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">so if you want to say &#39;the house&#39; its &#39;huse_t_&#39; and if you want to say &#39;the car&#39; its &#39;bile_n_&#39;</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">c_sphere: Arnavoth (sounds like an Aztec god) is &quot;Hares&quot; (the Rabbit-like mammal) in Hebrew.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: can you understand Swedish?</saying>
+<saying who="c_sphere">Aemeth</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">rindolf, some :)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: ah.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">swedish branched from danish afaik</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">same with norwegian</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">yes, Zuu&#39;s speak Zuuish nativley :P</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">is listening to Hans Zimmer - Jack Sparrow</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: ah.</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">Zuuish have few words, all of which is based on words about cake from othre languages :P</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">c_sphere, are you by any chance related to s_cube ?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: ah, what do you use the Hebrew word &quot;עוגיה&quot; (= `ugiyah, cookie) for?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">&quot;Chocolate chip pie crust marmalade marzipan cookie yum yum!&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">i use it for cookies baked from a hebrew recipe :P</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">What does it mean in Zuuish?</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">it&#39;s hard to really say something in Zuuish... al you can really do is say something equivalent to &quot;COOKIES!!&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">or &quot;YAY CAKE!&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">basically, you can only express excitement over different kinds of cakes :P</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Zuu: do Zuus eat anything except cakes or cookies?</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">There was this one time...</saying>
+<saying who="Zuu">wait.. no. That was someone else.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>##programming</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>What can a Zuu do?</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
     <fortune id="sharp-perl-costly-perl-documentation">
             <title>Selling Perl Documentation at Bargain Prices</title>

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