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Shlomi Fish committed 577ba05

Add another fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
     sextalk-according-to-perlers: 
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-Botjinxing: 
+      date: 2013-01-23T08:00:39Z
     sharp-perl-apeiron-phone: 
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
     sharp-perl-are-you-being-verbed: 

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

             </info>
         </irc>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-Botjinxing">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Botjinxing the Interwebs</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">ok this is the 10th time numpy timesouts while downloading its stupid module - why does that NEVER happen to me with CPAN? not in a DECADE?</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">snakes on the network cables.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">great thanks, now you jinxed it and it timed out again.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">happy to oblige.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">tuesdays make computers mopy.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">someone beat Botje, please.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">I&#39;ll take all of you on at quake 3!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: what are your computer&#39;s SPECs?</saying>
+<saying who="BinGOs">MAXIMUM ARMOUR</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: what?</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: what kind of question is that?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: like P4-2.4GHZ, Core i3, Pentium 3, etc.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: are you kidding me? what does that have to do with timeouts while downloading a file?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: no idea.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: it shouldn&#39;t.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: then why are you asking such a question?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: maybe use a proxy.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: I mean a proxy on localhost or something.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: and what is a proxy on localhost going to proxy before I even have the file it should proxy later on? :)</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: DON&#39;T MOVE. IT&#39;S /(%</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">78%</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: I mean let python use the proxy and the proxy will download it in a better way.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: IT&#39;S OKAY, THE FILE WILL BE CORRUPT ANYWAY.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: and cache it too.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje: heh.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje: you&#39;re Evil.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje: will you join my Evil Reindeer Evil Conspiracy?</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">I managed to blow up the same CD burn process three times by touching my friend&#39;s screen.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">burn burn burn *touch screen* buffer underrun.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Oooh... CDs  - such low tech.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">CDs are so 90s.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: says the man who suggests installing a proxy for a single file..</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">IN OUR TIME WE EXCHANGED DATA BY PUTTING PITS IN CIRCULAR PLASTIC DISKS AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT!</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: and asks how fast my computer is in 2013...</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: YOU LOST I HAVE MY FUCKING NUMPY</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: NASA still has some VAXes.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: UNPACK IT FIRST. THERE IS A SURPRISE IN THERE.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje: heh.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje++</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">(does it show that I&#39;m really frustrated with this paper i&#39;m reviewing?)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">No NUMPY FOR YOU. MUAHAHAH</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: on my numpy download: indeed.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: now I&#39;m going for scipy.. hold still and don&#39;t move.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: I&#39;m spinning around in my chair. try and stop me.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">alanjf: too much effort to keep track of.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: now that is easily done with a little violence.. ;)</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">kills Botje so he won&#39;t move.</me_is>
+<saying who="Botje">but but but</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">newton&#39;s first law!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Botje: maybe your ghost can move.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">I keep spinning for a while!</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: &quot;you can&#39;t kill Botje&quot; isn&#39;t newton&#39;s first law.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">it&#39;s not even the 5th.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: GO AWAY FROM MY WLAN.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: YOU MIS-SPELLED LAWN.</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">Su-Shee: MAYBE IF YOU STOP SHAKING YOUR CANE</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Botje: IF I ASK MST I&#39;M SURE HE WILL HELP ME WITH SOME CLASSIC BRITISH BOARDING SCHOOL NAVY STYLE CANE-ING..</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">dammit this python shit requires work.</saying>
+<saying who="tm604">oh wait my irc was stuck, Su-Shee&#39;s clearly broken the internet again</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tm604: it&#39;s python&#39;s fault. and botje&#39;s. not mine.</saying>
+<saying who="tm604">python is correct by definition, everyone else is wrong</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">lol.. that is amazing... pip install scipy requires some library called blas - but that&#39;s not available in pip.. reading up on how to install it, I seriously find fortran complile lines to call by hand.. WHAT THE HELL?</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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