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Add the Flock fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2010-04-09T16:46:33Z
       date: 2010-04-09T20:51:13Z
+    social-web-browser: 
+      date: 2010-09-15T21:07:44Z
       date: 2010-08-23T17:03:43Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

+    <fortune id="social-web-browser">
+        <meta>
+            <title>The browser for the social web</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: hi, what&#39;s up? Long time.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Hi rindolf.  Yeah, it has been quite some time.  I&#39;ve been very busy setting up and supporting networks, and creating interactive web sites (written in Perl, using PostgreSQL for the database; good stuff like that).  How are you?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: I have a job.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">rindolf:  Congratulations!  What are you doing for work?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: I&#39;m doing Perl+Catlayst work for a Tel Aviv based startup.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">rindolf:  Very nice!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: and been working on Freecell Solver ( ) and</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">I converted the Black Hole Solitaire solver to C and it is now running faster, so I ran it on the first 1 million PySolFC deals.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">About 86% of them are solvable.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Freecell solver?  What are you trying to do?  Make employees feel even more bored at their already-so-boring-that-they-play-Freecell jobs?  Heheh.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: they should learn programming and help me with Freecell Solver. Then they won&#39;t be bored.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">heheh.</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">is going to delete ~/.flock/ - useless piece of sh*t.</me_is>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Isn&#39;t Flock that thing that spun off from Netscape?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: Flock is the browser for the social web.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Yeah, that&#39;s the one.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: only I found it to be the unsocial browser .</saying>
+<saying who="[vlad]">social web?</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">A handful of my customers still use Netscape 9.  They tried Flock, and hated it.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Or is it Netscape 8?  Ah, I don&#39;t care.</saying>
+<saying who="LumberCartel">Most of my clients use Opera or Firefox these days.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">LumberCartel: Netscape 9...</saying>
+<me_is who="LumberCartel">laughs in appreciation for the version of Netscape.</me_is>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>The browser for the social web</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt