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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2011-04-07T19:02:19Z
     st-we-the-living-dead--katie-meets-moses: 
       date: 2011-04-04T14:55:14Z
+    st-we-the-living-dead--too-much-of-a-good-thing: 
+      date: 2013-04-28T08:51:47Z
     table-with-cups: 
       date: 2011-04-12T17:16:58Z
     tcl-is-lisp-on-drugs: 

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

             </info>
         </quote>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="st-we-the-living-dead--too-much-of-a-good-thing">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Star Trek: We, the Living Dead - “Too much of a Good Thing”</title>
+        </meta>
+        <screenplay>
+            <body>
+                <saying character="Worf">
+                    <para>
+                        Commander Dax, I explicitly prohibit you from asking
+                        about Mr. Q’s roles as a husband and a father.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Jadzia">
+                    <para>
+                        You are right, Commander. I’ve realised something:
+                        throughout this whole trip through the wonders of
+                        the Q continuum I’ve been far too selfish
+                        and only thought about myself. I should have thought
+                        about you, too.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <description>
+                    <para>She turns towards Avigayil</para>
+                </description>
+                <saying character="Jadzia">
+                    <para>
+                        Avigayil, could you, by any chance, allow us to meet
+                        Kahless the Unforgettable in his living dead self, I’m
+                        sure Commander Worf here would love to meet him.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Worf">
+                    <para>
+                        Actually, Commander, I don’t think…
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Jadzia">
+                    <para>
+                        <inlinedesc>Interrupting him</inlinedesc>
+                        Oh, you don’t? That’s a shame. Well, I’ll go meet
+                        him alone (always wanted to, you know). Worf, I think
+                        Kahless will be disappointed not to meet you, but I’ll
+                        tell him you’re a big fan of his, and I’ll let you
+                        watch the video of me meeting him and…
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Worf">
+                    <para><inlinedesc>Sighs</inlinedesc> Commander Dax, you
+                        are impossible.
+                    </para>
+                    <para>
+                        Fine, let’s go meet Kahless if that’s humanly possible.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Avigayil">
+                    <para>
+                        Sounds good. The whole mission from Deep Space Nine can
+                        go with you, I’ll notify Kahless. He’s a big fan of a
+                        lot of you.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Amanda">
+                    <para>
+                        OK, let’s summon Katie and her gang of no-goodnicks
+                        too. She wouldn’t want to miss it.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Quark">
+                    <para>
+                        Yes, and it’s high time we merged the two sub-plots in
+                        the future movie. “Too much of a good thing is a bad
+                        thing. But only for your customers”.  Rule of
+                        acquisition No. 172.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Star-Trek/We-the-Living-Dead/">Star Trek: “We, the Living Dead”</work>
+            </info>
+        </screenplay>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>

t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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