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[Fortunes] Add The Three scene from Selina.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:01Z
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       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
+    selina-mandrake-the-three: 
+      date: 2013-04-14T10:27:56Z
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t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

             </info>
         </quote>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="selina-mandrake-the-three">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Selina Mandrake - The Slayer: The Three</title>
+        </meta>
+        <screenplay>
+            <body>
+                <description>
+                    <para>
+                        There are three young men dressed as Klingons who
+                        fight with <ulink
+                            url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat%27leth">Bat’leth</ulink>
+                        in the park.
+                        Selina is passing by and shakes her head in
+                        disapproval. The three notice Selina, and
+                        quickly run to her.
+                    </para>
+                </description>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>Hail The Slayer, we are but your humble slaves!
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para><inlinedesc>Shocked</inlinedesc> And who might you
+                        be?
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>We are The Three - three vampire brother warriors,
+                        who have been fighting since the dawn of time.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>And you are Klingons… </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #2">
+                    <para>We can assume any form.</para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>Yes, we can fight using any weapon, and we are
+                        masters of them all.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>so you can fight with something that’s not a
+                        Bat’leth?
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>Of course, for example, we could fight using the Huge
+                        Sword!
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #2 and Warrior #3">
+                    <para>Yeah, the Huge Sword!
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="The Three">
+                    <para><inlinedesc>in unison</inlinedesc> Huge Sword!
+
+                    </para>
+                    </saying><description>
+                    <para>Warrior #1 snaps his fingers, and some of these
+                        ridiculously large swords
+                        from <ulink
+                            url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_Warcraft">World
+                            of
+                            Warcraft</ulink>
+                        appear on the ground.
+                </para></description>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>Wow, can you fight using them?
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="The Three">
+                    <para><inlinedesc>non-dramatically</inlinedesc> Eh, eh, we
+                        cannot lift them.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>Guess not. <inlinedesc>Puts her palm on her
+                            eyes.</inlinedesc> Maybe try something smaller
+                        and not as heavy.
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #2">
+                    <para>Yes, smaller.
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #3">
+                    <para>And not as heavy.
+
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>You're not thinking about the smallest… yet deadliest
+                        weapon for a mighty vampire warrior… the wooden
+                        toothpick!
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <description>
+                    <para>The three cry “yeah”. Warrior #1 snaps his fingers
+                        and the huge swords are
+                        replaced by small wooden toothpicks.
+                    </para>
+                </description>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>Toothpicks? Have you blokes been watching too much
+                        Sesame Street?
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Warrior #1">
+                    <para>Why, of course! Every mighty Klingon warrior has
+                        watched Sesame
+                        Street.
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+                <saying character="Selina">
+                    <para>Mighty Klingon vampire warriors who have watched
+                        Sesame Street…
+                        this decade royally sucks!!
+                    </para>
+                </saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/">Selina Mandrake - The Slayer</work>
+            </info>
+        </screenplay>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>