Shlomi Fish  committed 923d237

Add the fc-solve-goes-webscale bits.

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File lib/Shlomif/Homepage/NavData/JSON_Data_Persistence.yml

-  next_id: 324
+  next_id: 325
     '': 1
     DeCSS/: 288
     humour/bits/Copying-Ubuntu-Bug-No-1/: 71
     humour/bits/Crackas-Paradise/: 65
     humour/bits/Freecell-Solver-Enterprise-Edition/: 69
+    humour/bits/Freecell-Solver-Goes-Webscale/: 324
     humour/bits/GPL-is-not-Compatible-with-Itself/: 63
     humour/bits/How-many-Wikipedia-Editors/: 68
     humour/bits/I-Like-Job-Control/: 62

File lib/Shlomif/Homepage/SectionMenu/Sects/

                     title => "Another Incomplete Geek Song",
+                    text => "Freecell Solver™ Goes Webscale",
+                    url => "humour/bits/Freecell-Solver-Goes-Webscale/",
+                },
+                {
                     text => "Collections of Facts",
                     url => "humour/bits/facts/",
                     title => "Collection of funny facts about various people an things",

File t2/humour/bits/Freecell-Solver-Goes-Webscale/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+<latemp_subject "Freecell Solver™ Goes Webscale" />
+<b>1 April, 2011, Tel Aviv, Israel:</b>
+Freecell Solver Enterprises™, Inc., on behalf of the
+<a href="">Freecell Solver™</a> development
+team, is glad to announce the upcoming availability of the
+Webscale™ Edition of Freecell Solver™, the solver for various types of
+<a href="">Patience
+    games</a>.
+Freecell Solver™, has until now made use of a compile-time choice of primitive,
+in-memory, data-strctures such as
+<a href="">hash tables</a>
+<a href="">self-balancing
+    binary trees</a>, but now we decided that it's time to move on to something
+more in the spirit of 2010s. Since SQL databases have already become passé,
+we decided to skip directly to the
+<a href="">NoSQL</a> trend of databases
+(also known as "Oh no! No SQL!") and to write alternative backends for
+Freecell Solver™ for distributed NoSQL stores such as
+<a href="">Cassandra</a>,
+<a href="">MongoDB</a>,
+or <a href="">CouchDB</a>.
+Freecell Solver Enterprises™ is certain that using these modern,
+high-performance, and highly distributed stores will increase
+Freecell Solver™'s webscalability, and allow it to process a larger amount of
+stored positions than it could at the moment at a far greater speed
+and make Freecell Solver™ be ready for the cloud. As our CTO, Shlomi Fish,
+says “If you're not excited about it now, you should be.”
+Expect the upcoming availability of Freecell Solver™ Webscale™ Edition from
+the <a href="">homepage</a> of Freecell Solver™.

File t2/humour/bits/index.html.wml

 A geeky song sang to the music of “Can I Go Now?” by Jennifer Love Hewitt.
+<h3 id="fc_solve_webscale"><a href="Freecell-Solver-Goes-Webscale/">Freecell
+Solver™ Goes Webscale</a></h3>
+Another great innovation from Freecell Solver Enterprises™.
 <h2 id="facts"><a href="facts/">Collections of Facts</a></h2>