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Add the engineer-bicycle joke.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
     joel-forum-unix-shooting-in-the-foot: 
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
+    joke-engineer-bicycle: 
+      date: 2013-04-19T10:56:30Z
     joke-the-believer-rabbi: 
       date: 2013-04-15T07:10:22Z
     jrockway-rails-idea-perl-idea: 

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.xml

                 </info>
             </quote>
         </fortune>
+        <fortune id="joke-engineer-bicycle">
+            <meta>
+                <title>Joke: How did the Engineering Student Get His Bicycle</title>
+            </meta>
+            <quote>
+                <body>
+                    <p>
+                        Two engineering students were walking across campus
+                        when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
+                        The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along
+                        yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
+                        woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
+                        ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what
+                        you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly,
+                        and said: “Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t
+                        have fit.”
+                    </p>
+                </body>
+                <info>
+                    <author>Unknown</author>
+                    <work href="http://shlomif.livejournal.com/66017.html">Joke</work>
+                </info>
+            </quote>
+        </fortune>
     </list>
 </collection>

t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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