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Shlomi Fish committed 98eb2e7

Add more factoid fortunes.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2012-09-16T07:44:56Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-33: 
       date: 2012-09-16T07:44:56Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-34: 
+      date: 2012-11-30T14:23:54Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-35: 
+      date: 2012-11-30T14:23:54Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-4: 
       date: 2010-01-28T12:40:57Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-5: 

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.xml

               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-34">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #34</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      A wood chuck can’t chuck wood. Chuck Norris can chuck
+                      wood chucks.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-35">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #35</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      If Chuck Norris asks you “What's up?” and you answer it
+                      literally, then he will club you senseless with all the
+                      volumes of the Oxford English Dictionary, and all the
+                      servers hosting en.wiktionary.org, to teach you a lesson.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-xslt-1">
           <meta>
               <title>Shlomif Fish’s "How XSLT is Evil" Facts #1</title>