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Some changes to the humour thing.

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File t2/art/bk2hp/index.html.wml

 parts of the message: the "Back", the "to my" and the "homepage" had to be 
 drawn in a different size so it will all fit together nicely.<br />
 <br />
-<img src="plain.gif" style="border : 0" alt="Effect-less &quote;Back to My Homepage&quote;" />
+<img src="plain.gif" style="border : 0" alt="Effect-less &quot;Back to My Homepage&quot;" />
 <br />
 
 The arrow was first 

File t2/art/linux_banner/index.html

-<html>
-<head>
-<title>Shlomi Fish' Art - Linux Banner</title>
-</head>
-<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
-
-<img src="../images/linux1.gif" alt="Linux - Because software problems should not cost money"><br>
-<br>
-<br>
-In the Technion, we hold a Linux instalattion party twice a year. The first one
-in which I took an active part was that of Winter 97/98. One of the things I 
-wanted to do in prepartion for it was to prepare a slogan, as well as a 
-graphical banner representing it.<br>
-<br>
-One day my father, my sister and I were driving in our car, when I told him
-that I seek such a slogan that will tell people how Linux is free and that a 
-lot of the software for it is also free. Eventually my father suggested 
-"Linux: Free software - Free aggregations.". I said that it had the right 
-direction but lacked the final touch. After some thought, I came up with 
-"Linux - Because software problems should not cost money".<br>
-<br>
-Thus, I set out to prepare the banner. First the "Linux" part. I used the 
-Long Island font, which was present on our hard-disk at the time. It isn't 
-bundled with Corel-Draw 4.0 so I don't know how we got it. Maybe out of 
-Print Shop. In any case, that's not too critical as any heavyweight serif 
-font will do.<br>
-<br>
-The "i" was singularily converted to the font "Bodoni Bd BT", which AFAIR is 
-shipped with Corel-Draw. The reason for it was to resemble the "i" of Intel,
-which is a common practice in drawing a Linux logo. A nice feature of 
-Corel-Draw is that one can use the "manipulate" toolbar tool to change the 
-properties or location of individual letters in a text.<br>
-<br>
-The finalized Linux was filled with a Corel-Draw texture. The texture is sky
-3 colors with the colors of Light green as sky, light pale purple as 
-atmosphere and white as clouds. The texture number is 4 and the softness 
-is 50%.<br>
-<br>
-In order to fill the slogan, I first created a pattern. A pattern is a 
-Corel-Draw image that can be used to fill another image. The pattern I 
-prepared had a black background, with one horizontal strip filled with 
-a horizontal blue gradient. At first I considered green, but my father
-said it should be blue and I think he was right.<br>
-<br>
-<img src="pat.gif" alt="Pattern used for Linux banner"><br>
-<br>
-After the pattern was created, I created the two lines of the slogan. Each 
-line was a separate object, so the pattern would be aligned in the same place 
-of the letters. The font is called "Denmark", and it too does not come with 
-Corel-Draw 4.0. I did not Italicize it - the font comes slanted. I had to tweak
-with the paramters of the pattern fill a little, so it will come out in just 
-the right place. After it was properly applied to the upper line, I applied it
-to the bottom line in the same way using the "Copy Attributes" function.<br>
-<br>
-Afterwards, I added the background, which is a plain fill coloured 
-Olive Yellow-Green. By the way, my father thought that adding a background was
-a bad idea, and that I should keep it white. But my sister and I didn't think 
-so.<br>
-<br>
-I even prepared a T-shirt with the banner. The Ironic thing was that even 
-though the banner is about Linux, it was prepared entirely in Windows 95'. Oh 
-well, Corel-DRAW was not available for Linux at that point in time...<br>
-<br>
-For sources, and different arrangements of this banner, go to its homepage 
-<a href="../../linux_banner/">here</a>.<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-
-
-<a href="../">Back to Shlomi Fish' Art</a><br>
-<br>
-<a href="../../"><img src="../../images/bk2hp.gif" border="0" alt="Back to my homepage"></a>
-
-</body>
-</html>
-

File t2/art/linux_banner/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<subject "Shlomi Fish' Art : Linux Slogan" />
+
+<img src="../images/linux1.gif" alt="Linux - Because software problems should not cost money" />
+
+<p>
+In the Technion, we hold a Linux instalattion party twice a year. The first one
+in which I took an active part was that of Winter 97/98. One of the things I 
+wanted to do in prepartion for it was to prepare a slogan, as well as a 
+graphical banner representing it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One day my father, my sister and I were driving in our car, when I told him
+that I seek such a slogan that will tell people how Linux is free and that a 
+lot of the software for it is also free. Eventually my father suggested 
+"Linux: Free software - Free aggregations.". I said that it had the right 
+direction but lacked the final touch. After some thought, I came up with 
+"Linux - Because software problems should not cost money".
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thus, I set out to prepare the banner. First the "Linux" part. I used the 
+Long Island font, which was present on our hard-disk at the time. It isn't 
+bundled with Corel-Draw 4.0 so I don't know how we got it. Maybe out of 
+Print Shop. In any case, that's not too critical as any heavyweight serif 
+font will do.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The "i" was singularily converted to the font "Bodoni Bd BT", which AFAIR is 
+shipped with Corel-Draw. The reason for it was to resemble the "i" of Intel,
+which is a common practice in drawing a Linux logo. A nice feature of 
+Corel-Draw is that one can use the "manipulate" toolbar tool to change the 
+properties or location of individual letters in a text.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The finalized Linux was filled with a Corel-Draw texture. The texture is sky
+3 colors with the colors of Light green as sky, light pale purple as 
+atmosphere and white as clouds. The texture number is 4 and the softness 
+is 50%.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In order to fill the slogan, I first created a pattern. A pattern is a 
+Corel-Draw image that can be used to fill another image. The pattern I 
+prepared had a black background, with one horizontal strip filled with 
+a horizontal blue gradient. At first I considered green, but my father
+said it should be blue and I think he was right.
+</p>
+
+<img src="pat.gif" alt="Pattern used for Linux banner" />
+
+<p>
+After the pattern was created, I created the two lines of the slogan. Each 
+line was a separate object, so the pattern would be aligned in the same place 
+of the letters. The font is called "Denmark", and it too does not come with 
+Corel-Draw 4.0. I did not Italicize it - the font comes slanted. I had to tweak
+with the paramters of the pattern fill a little, so it will come out in just 
+the right place. After it was properly applied to the upper line, I applied it
+to the bottom line in the same way using the "Copy Attributes" function.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Afterwards, I added the background, which is a plain fill coloured 
+Olive Yellow-Green. By the way, my father thought that adding a background was
+a bad idea, and that I should keep it white. But my sister and I didn't think 
+so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I even prepared a T-shirt with the banner. The Ironic thing was that even 
+though the banner is about Linux, it was prepared entirely in Windows 95'. Oh 
+well, Corel-DRAW was not available for Linux at that point in time...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For sources, and different arrangements of this banner, go to its homepage 
+<a href="../../linux_banner/">here</a>.
+</p>
+
+

File t2/humour.html

-<html>
-<TITLE>My Humour Collection</TITLE>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
-
-<H1>My Humour Collection</H1>
-
-<HR>
-<BR>
-<H3><I>A Jewish Deduction</I></H3>
-The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [=cook] a kid [= young goat] 
-in his mother's milk." To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation, 
-the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female goats, 
-to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely unrelated 
-goats. It is also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, and it 
-applies to beef and mutten as well (including mixing the milk and meat 
-of two different beasts). Finally, chicken, which are incapable of 
-milk production, may not be eaten along with any mammal's milk either. 
-<BR><BR>
-We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, 
-it would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1.
-
-<BR><BR><BR>
-<UL><I>This bit used to appear on my signature for a short while, but people
-got mad because it was too long, so I replaced it.</I></UL>
-
-<HR>
-<BR>
-I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply perfect.
-
-<UL><UL><I>Ronen Borshack (my cousin)</I></UL></UL>
-
-<HR>
-<BR>
-If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known
-as Aristotle's Law.<BR>
-Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the
-Law of Socrates.<BR>
-
-<BR><HR>
-
-<BR>
-Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense." <BR>
-Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. <B>Ours</B>."<BR>
-<BR>
-And another twist:<BR>
-"Microsoft - friendliness is our outstanding quality. No matter how much we
-mess up your computer work, we will always consider you our friend."
-
-<BR><BR>
-<HR>
-<BR>
-The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the
-dollar, but you can keep the dream.
-
-<UL><I>(One of my previous E-mail signatures)</I></UL>
-
-<HR>
-<BR>
-I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.<BR>
-I don't believe in fairies. Oops! Another fairy died.
-
-<UL><I>I don't really know who said it, so it's possible that I invented
-it.</I></UL>
-
-<HR>
-<BR>
-<PRE>
-:)-<
- +--
-</PRE>
-
-<UL><I>Moses the Smiley</I></UL>
-<HR>
-<BR>
-
-The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of converting
-any statement that follows it into a true one.
-
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<h3>Deltas to "Shit Happens" according to Religions:</h3>
-
-<p>
-Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you take
-the blame for it anyways.
-</p>
-<p>
-Or alternatively:
-</p>
-<p>
-God is all the shit, all the non-shit and all the intermediate demi-shits in 
-between.
-</p>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-Let's interpret the past according to the present and not the present
-according to the past.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>(From an E-mail discussion with Ben Pfaff)</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-"Computer Sciense is no more about computers than astronomy is about
-telescopes"
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Edsgar W. Dijkstra</i>
-</ul>
-
-<p>
-"Programming Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about 
-stars."
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Shlomi Fish</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs. He just realizes 
-what went wrong more quickly.
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-I promised, I forgot, I broke my promise - just shoot me and get on 
-with it!
-
-<ul>
-<i>
-Potentially some famous last words, I also came up with this bit, and I'm
-not sure if I heard it before.
-</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to 
-say "Do you speak English?".
-</p>
-
-<p>
-The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool 
-is how to exit it.
-</p>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-If:<br>
-1. A is A.<br>
-2. A is not not-A.<br>
-does it also imply that:<br>
-1. B is B.<br>
-2. B is not not-B.<br>
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>If you don't understand it, either forget it or consult the following
-threads: 
-<a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&threadm=deca99a9.0110250144.654613e9%40posting.google.com&prev=/groups%3Fnum%3D25%26hl%3Den%26group%3Dhumanities.philosophy.objectivism%26start%3D25%26group%3Dhumanities.philosophy.objectivism">
-Usenet</a>, 
-<a href="http://www.mail-archive.com/lin-club@vipe.technion.ac.il/msg00750.html">
-Haifa Linux Club
-</a></i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people would
-not think I'm stupid. Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only
-got Three Seconds".
-
-Actaully, since Dad has two books like that, you've only got six seconds.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Noa Fish (my sister)</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<h3>Re-inventing the Wheel</h3>
-
-<p>
-He who re-invents the wheel, will have a much better understanding how a 
-wheel works.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>Or:</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-<i><a href="http://nadav.harel.org.il/">Nadav Har'El</a>'s responce was:</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>
-He who re-invents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend
-a year trying to figure out why it doesn't work properly.
-</p>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-IMO, C++ supports Object-Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports
-Functional Programming.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>You have to be a relatively experienced hacker to get this joke. So don't 
-worry if you don't understand it.</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-Sometimes you don't need to be familiar with a better alternative to know
-that something sucks. Take Microsoft Word for example.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Eran Keidar (my friend)</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<br />
-<br />
-<hr />
-<br />
-
-<p>
-I hope that if it had not been clear before, it is not less clear now.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Dov Levin</i>
-</ul>
-
-<br>
-<br>
-<hr>
-<br>
-
-<p>
-The first law of Thermodynamics: A system with a constant energy, volume
-and pressure behaves in any way it wants.
-</p>
-
-<ul>
-<i>Falk Fish</i> (my father)
-</ul>
-
-<H3><A HREF="wysiwyt.html">IRPWUG announces project "What you see is what you think"</A></H3>
-
-My attempt at one of those computer industry related "news-flashes", that
-are hanging around the net. Describes a project by the IRPWUG organization
-that aims at making Microsoft Windows 95 reflect the way its users feel
-about it...<BR>
-
-
-
-<BR><BR>
-<HR>
-Designed by Shlomi Fish, <A HREF="mailto:shlomif@iglu.org.il">shlomif@iglu.org.il</A><BR>
-<BR>
-<DIV ALIGN=RIGHT>
-<A HREF="./"><img src="images/bk2hp.gif" border="0" alt="Back to my Homepage"></A>
-</DIV>
-
-</BODY>
-</HTML>

File t2/humour.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<subject "My Humour Collection" />
+
+<HR>
+<BR>
+<H3><I>A Jewish Deduction</I></H3>
+The Bible dictates that "Thou shalt not seethe [=cook] a kid [= young goat] 
+in his mother's milk." To avoid any possibility of breaking that regulation, 
+the Jewish tradition ruled that it also applies to female goats, 
+to mature goats, and to the meat and milk of two completely unrelated 
+goats. It is also forbidden to eat the meat with fresh milk, and it 
+applies to beef and mutten as well (including mixing the milk and meat 
+of two different beasts). Finally, chicken, which are incapable of 
+milk production, may not be eaten along with any mammal's milk either. 
+<BR><BR>
+We are fortunate that most mathematicians were not Jewish. Otherwise, 
+it would have been forbidden to divide by all numbers between -1 and 1.
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+<UL><I>This bit used to appear on my signature for a short while, but people
+got mad because it was too long, so I replaced it.</I></UL>
+
+<HR>
+<BR>
+I used to be arrogant. Now I'm simply perfect.
+
+<UL><UL><I>Ronen Borshack (my cousin)</I></UL></UL>
+
+<HR>
+<BR>
+If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known
+as Aristotle's Law.<BR>
+Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the
+Law of Socrates.<BR>
+
+<BR><HR>
+
+<BR>
+Microsoft's slogan used to be "Microsoft - making it all make sense." <BR>
+Today it should be: "Microsoft - making everything make sense. <B>Ours</B>."<BR>
+<BR>
+And another twist:<BR>
+"Microsoft - friendliness is our outstanding quality. No matter how much we
+mess up your computer work, we will always consider you our friend."
+
+<BR><BR>
+<HR>
+<BR>
+The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the
+dollar, but you can keep the dream.
+
+<UL><I>(One of my previous E-mail signatures)</I></UL>
+
+<HR>
+<BR>
+I don't believe in fairies. Oops! A fairy died.<BR>
+I don't believe in fairies. Oops! Another fairy died.
+
+<UL><I>I don't really know who said it, so it's possible that I invented
+it.</I></UL>
+
+<HR>
+<BR>
+<PRE>
+:)-<
+ +--
+</PRE>
+
+<UL><I>Moses the Smiley</I></UL>
+<HR>
+<BR>
+
+The prefix "God Said" has the extraordinary logical property of converting
+any statement that follows it into a true one.
+
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<h3>Deltas to "Shit Happens" according to Religions:</h3>
+
+<p>
+Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you take
+the blame for it anyways.
+</p>
+<p>
+Or alternatively:
+</p>
+<p>
+God is all the shit, all the non-shit and all the intermediate demi-shits in 
+between.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+Let's interpret the past according to the present and not the present
+according to the past.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>(From an E-mail discussion with Ben Pfaff)</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+"Computer Sciense is no more about computers than astronomy is about
+telescopes"
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Edsgar W. Dijkstra</i>
+</ul>
+
+<p>
+"Programming Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about 
+stars."
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Shlomi Fish</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs. He just realizes 
+what went wrong more quickly.
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+I promised, I forgot, I broke my promise - just shoot me and get on 
+with it!
+
+<ul>
+<i>
+Potentially some famous last words, I also came up with this bit, and I'm
+not sure if I heard it before.
+</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to 
+say "Do you speak English?".
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The first thing that needs to be taught when teaching a new computer tool 
+is how to exit it.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+If:<br>
+1. A is A.<br>
+2. A is not not-A.<br>
+does it also imply that:<br>
+1. B is B.<br>
+2. B is not not-B.<br>
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>If you don't understand it, either forget it or consult the following
+threads: 
+<a href="http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&threadm=deca99a9.0110250144.654613e9%40posting.google.com&prev=/groups%3Fnum%3D25%26hl%3Den%26group%3Dhumanities.philosophy.objectivism%26start%3D25%26group%3Dhumanities.philosophy.objectivism">
+Usenet</a>, 
+<a href="http://www.mail-archive.com/lin-club@vipe.technion.ac.il/msg00750.html">
+Haifa Linux Club
+</a></i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people would
+not think I'm stupid. Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only
+got Three Seconds".
+
+Actaully, since Dad has two books like that, you've only got six seconds.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Noa Fish (my sister)</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<h3>Re-inventing the Wheel</h3>
+
+<p>
+He who re-invents the wheel, will have a much better understanding how a 
+wheel works.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i>Or:</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<i><a href="http://nadav.harel.org.il/">Nadav Har'El</a>'s responce was:</i>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+He who re-invents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend
+a year trying to figure out why it doesn't work properly.
+</p>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+IMO, C++ supports Object-Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports
+Functional Programming.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>You have to be a relatively experienced hacker to get this joke. So don't 
+worry if you don't understand it.</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes you don't need to be familiar with a better alternative to know
+that something sucks. Take Microsoft Word for example.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Eran Keidar (my friend)</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<br />
+<br />
+<hr />
+<br />
+
+<p>
+I hope that if it had not been clear before, it is not less clear now.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Dov Levin</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+The first law of Thermodynamics: A system with a constant energy, volume
+and pressure behaves in any way it wants.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Falk Fish</i> (my father)
+</ul>
+
+<H3><A HREF="wysiwyt.html">IRPWUG announces project "What you see is what you think"</A></H3>
+
+My attempt at one of those computer industry related "news-flashes", that
+are hanging around the net. Describes a project by the IRPWUG organization
+that aims at making Microsoft Windows 95 reflect the way its users feel
+about it...<BR>
+
+
+
+<BR><BR>
+<HR>
+Designed by Shlomi Fish, <A HREF="mailto:shlomif@iglu.org.il">shlomif@iglu.org.il</A><BR>
+<BR>
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+<p>
+I hope that if it had not been clear before, it is not less clear now.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Dov Levin</i>
+</ul>
+
+<br>
+<br>
+<hr>
+<br>
+
+<p>
+The first law of Thermodynamics: A system with a constant energy, volume
+and pressure behaves in any way it wants.
+</p>
+
+<ul>
+<i>Falk Fish</i> (my father)
+</ul>
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 enjoy thinking about them.
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-<h2><a href="TheEnemy">The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it</a></h2>
+
+<h2>Large-scale Creations</h2>
+
+<h3>"The Enemy" Series</h3>
+
+<div style="margin-left : 3em">
+<p>
+This is a series of stories telling the whereabouts of the ex-Member of the 
+Organization.
+</p>
+
+<h4><a href="./TheEnemy/">The Enemy and How I Helped to Fight it</a></h4>
 
 <p>
+A political satire about the situation that prevailed in the Israeli-Lebanese
+border. Lots of exits about mathematical logic, and a general critique of the
+irrationality guiding political bodies.
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+
+<h4><a href="./RoadToHeaven/">The Road to Heaven is Paved with Bad Intentions</a></h4>
+
+<p>
+The sequel to "The Enemy". The ex-Member travels back in time and tries to
+prevent World War II.
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<h3><a href="./TOWTF/">The One with the Fountainhead</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+A two-part episode of Friends that parodies the book "The Fountainhead" by
+Ayn Rand. Note that I received input from one person who is not familiar with
+the show, yet enjoyed this work very much.
+</p>
+
+<h3><a href="./Pope">The Pope Died on Sunday</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+A description of an insane week in the life of a female American 
+graphic artist. A typical Holywoodian story with not so Hoywoodian elements.
+Work under progress, and available only in Hebrew for the time being.
+</p>
+
+<h3><a href="http://humanity.berlios.de/">Humanity</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+A parody about humanity and modern life in particular. Humanity describes
+a day in the life of a Semitic city circa 500 B.C. Work under progress.
+</p>
+
+<h2>Small-scale Creations</h2>
+
+<h3><a href="../humour.html">Humour Archive</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+An archive of funny bits and pieces I wrote and collected through the years.
+Also check my <a href="http://vipe.technion.ac.il/~shlomif/humour/fortunes/">
+Fortune Cookies Collection</a>.
+</p>
+
+<h3><a href="ways_to_do_it.html">Ways to Do It According to the Programming Languages of the World</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+Take the Perl motto ("There's more than one way to do it") and extrapolate it
+to the other programming languages out there.
+</p>
+