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Hegel's New Clothes.

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       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-hegels-new-clothes: 
+      date: 2013-02-22T06:12:58Z
       date: 2011-04-03T22:46:20Z

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+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-hegels-new-clothes">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Hegel’s New Clothes</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="sliddjur">i have a school assignment which tells me to: generate a password hash with perl&#39;s crypt.... i dont even know where to start. never used perl. :)</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">perldoc -f crypt</saying>
+<saying who="Botje">perlbot: tutorial</saying>
+<saying who="perlbot">Botje: http://perl-tutorial.org | http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/ | http://perlmonks.org/index.pl?node=Tutorials | http://learn.perl.org/</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sliddjur: is this a highschool assignment?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sliddjur: or is it a university one?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sliddjur: surely you can learn Perl.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: who cares? homework is homework.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: so ? We help with homework.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: just trying to learn the enemy.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Be Prepared.</saying>
+<saying who="sliddjur">:D</saying>
+<saying who="sliddjur">its university, but its not a perl/programming class. its just a linuxadmnistration class</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: then think first. two minutes of google tell everybody how to use crypt.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">sliddjur: sorry are you really not able to google how to generate a password IN UNIVERSITY?</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">is listening to Alphaville - Forever Young (“Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst” - great song).</me_is>
+<saying who="tm604">i searched for crypt but all I found were halloween instructions :(</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: google for Perl stuff.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Also http://duckduckgo.com/ is better and more consistent than Google.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: yeah because Perl&#39;s crypt is TOTALLY different from all the other crypts.. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: crypts are like snowflakes - no one alike.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">;-)</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">has a huge and comprehensive collectionf of crypts on his hard disk.</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">I&#39;ll soon need to upgrade my hard disk for it.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">OK, back to topic.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">also seriously someone at _university_ can&#39;t research and learn on his own?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sliddjur: I suggest you learn some basic Perl properly from a good tutorial</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sliddjur: http://perl-begin.org/tutorials/#perl_in_2hours - see this - it&#39;s good but see the caveats and unfortunately it is All Rights Reserved (ARR).</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">The author wants to “maintain control” of their work.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">yes. many do. get over it.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: I cannot.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: well, I can for some time.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: then don&#39;t get over it in the privacy of your room. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: OK.</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">is heating up some water for some instant soup.</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">Maybe I&#39;ll heat up some Bourekas and/or red rice after that.</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">is not much of a cook.</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">But when I&#39;m hungry, I hack something.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: BTW, I think trying to understand Hegel is pointless.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: that or Aristotle&#39;s Meta-Physics.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">A lot of high language that yields no gain.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">And is of close to zero utility.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Like The Emperor&#39;s New Clothes that only smart people can see.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: yeah that&#39;s what everybody thinks who has no clue of philosophy..</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: &lt;Su-Shee&gt; rindolf: yeah that&#39;s what everybody thinks who has no clue of philosophy.. ==&gt; I rest my case.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: BTW, I was able to disprove some of the things I was told that Kant or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B8ren_Kierkegaard or Descartes said using logic and my own intuition.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: blah.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">tm604++ # Helping with on-topiccy stuff.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">rindolf-- # Being off-topic as usual.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

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