Shlomi Fish avatar Shlomi Fish committed b338b88

Add new Chuck Norris factoids.

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t2/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/index.html.wml

 לו אפילו פחות כדי להרוס אותה.
 </li_he>
 
+<li_en>
+Chuck Norris once counted all the real numbers on his fingers. (<b>ZadYree</b>)
+</li_en>
+
+<li_he>
+צ'אק נוריס פעם ספר את כל המספרים הממשיים על אצבעות ידו. (<b>ZadYree</b>)
+</li_he>
+
+<li_en>
+Only two things are infinite: the universe, and Chuck Norris’s destruction
+ability. And we cannot be sure about the former thanks to the latter.
+</li_en>
+
+<li_he>
+יש רק שני דברים אין-סופיים: היקום, ויכולת ההרס של צ'אק נוריס. ואנו לא יכולים
+להיות בטוחים לגבי הראשון, הודות לשניה.
+</li_he>
+
 <facts__header_tabs id_base="chuck_facts" h="Chuck Norris Facts" />
 
 <h2 id="license">Copyright and Licence</h2>

t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2013-05-05T15:27:24Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-57:
       date: 2013-05-16T04:53:36Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-58:
+      date: 2013-06-23T09:47:23Z
+    shlomif-fact-chuck-59:
+      date: 2013-06-23T09:47:23Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-6:
       date: 2010-01-28T12:43:24Z
     shlomif-fact-chuck-7:

t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif-factoids.xml

               </info>
           </quote>
       </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-58">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #58</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      Chuck Norris once counted all the real numbers on his
+                      fingers.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>ZadYree</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
+      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-59">
+          <meta>
+              <title>Shlomi Fish’s Chuck Norris Fact #59</title>
+          </meta>
+          <quote>
+              <body>
+                  <p>
+                      Only two things are infinite: the universe, and Chuck
+                      Norris’s destruction ability. And we cannot be sure about
+                      the former thanks to the latter.
+                  </p>
+              </body>
+              <info>
+                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
+                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck
+                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish and Friends</work>
+              </info>
+          </quote>
+      </fortune>
       <fortune id="shlomif-fact-soviet-russia-1">
           <meta>
               <title>In Soviet Russia #1</title>

t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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