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Added some collections of facts.

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lib/Shlomif/Homepage/SectionMenu/Sects/Humour.pm

                     'text' => "How many Wikipedia Editors does it take to Change a Lightbulb?",
                     'url' => "humour/bits/How-many-Wikipedia-Editors/",
                 },
+                {
+                    'text' => "Collections of Facts",
+                    'url' => "humour/bits/facts/",
+                    'title' => "Collection of funny facts about various people an things",
+                    'subs' =>
+                    [
+                        {
+                            'url' => "humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/",
+                            'text' => "Chuck Norris",
+                        },
+                        {
+                            'url' => "humour/bits/facts/Knuth/",
+                            'text' => "Knuth",
+                        },
+                        {
+                            'url' => "humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/",
+                            'text' => "Larry Wall",
+                        },
+                        {
+                            'url' => "humour/bits/facts/XSLT/",
+                            'text' => "XSLT",
+                        },
+                    ],
+                }
             ],
         },
         {

t2/humour/bits/facts/Larry-Wall/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<latemp_subject "Larry Wall Facts" />
+
+<p>
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Wall">Larry Wall</a> is the
+creator of the Perl programming language, and the inventor of the 
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patch_%28Unix%29">patch program</a>
+</p>
+
+<h2 id="facts">Larry Wall Facts</h2>
+
+<ul>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall can understand the Perl code he wrote last year.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall gets the colon.
+</li>
+<li>
+There are at least 137 Larry Walls in the U.S. but only one that matters.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall applies a patch manually quicker than GNU patch.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall dreams in Perl.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall can program in his sleep.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall is lazy, impatient and full of hubris.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Larry Wall has more dollars in the bank than in his Perl code.
+</li>
+
+</ul>

t2/humour/bits/facts/XSLT/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<latemp_subject "Larry Wall Facts" />
+
+<p>
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XSL_Transformations">XSLT</a> is
+short for Extensible Stylesheet Language (XSL) Transformations and is
+an XML-based language for transforming XML documents into other XML
+documents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+These facts illustrate how <b>evil XSLT is</b>.
+</p>
+
+<h2 id="facts">XSLT Facts</h2>
+
+<ul>
+
+<li>
+XSLT is the work of Satan
+</li>
+
+<li>
+XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0
+</li>
+
+<li>
+The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+XSLT makes the baby jesus cry.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT)
+</li>
+
+<li>
+XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless."
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Even APL wont make friends with XSLT. (<a href="http://blog.zuu.dk/">Zuu</a>)
+</li>
+
+<li>
+God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought it
+was too evil.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT.
+</li>
+
+<li>
+The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT 
+code
+</li>
+
+<li>
+"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die! 
+And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT."
+</li>
+
+<li>
+Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.
+</li>