+<latemp_subject "Larry Wall Facts" />
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XSL_Transformations">XSLT</a> is
+short for Extensible Stylesheet Language (XSL) Transformations and is
+an XML-based language for transforming XML documents into other XML
+These facts illustrate how <b>evil XSLT is</b>.
+<h2 id="facts">XSLT Facts</h2>
+XSLT is the work of Satan
+XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
+Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.
+XSLT is the number one cause of programmers' suicides since Visual Basic 1.0
+The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.
+XSLT makes the baby jesus cry.
+The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT)
+XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
+Confucius says: "XSLT made me realise humanity was hopeless."
+Even APL wont make friends with XSLT. (<a href="http://blog.zuu.dk/">Zuu</a>)
+God considered using XSLT as the tenth plague of Egypt, but then thought it
+In Soviet Russia, XSLT codes you. Badly!
+Satan condemned Hitler for a million years of writing XSLT.
+The KGB used to torture their victims by having them look at scrolling XSLT
+"My name is Inigo Montoya. You forced my father to write XSLT. Prepare to die!
+And be thankful I don't force you to write XSLT."
+Stray XSLT code causes more deaths than road accidents.