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Added the "I Like Job Control", and updated the TODO accordingly.

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 * Make sure the pages of the relevant categories that are not in the
 navigation menu are expanded into the breadcrumbs trail.
 
-* Add more essays I wrote to the Essays Index.
-
 * Fix the link to the /-URL bug that causes links to seem unavailable.
 
 * Link the Hebrew Errors Page to the main one.
 
 * Add my Wikipedia contributions into the "Contributions to FOSS projects".
 
-* Revamp the Math-Ventures site and re-write the formulae in TeX, MathML 
-etc.
 
 * Expand the Google Sitemap with all the pages in the navigation menu (or
   other navigation menus) - ?:
 
 * Add a nav-menu to the Puzzles section.
 
-* Puzzles
-    - Solve the "On the tip of the sword" puzzle.
-    - Explain the solution of the other puzzles.
-
-* Humour:
-    - Add the "I like Job Control".
-
 * Fortunes:
     - Make sure the *.tar.gz are installed by the makefile without help
     from gen-helpers.pl.
 descriptions.
     - link to the new presentation in "Linux for the Technion student".
 
+* Puzzles
+    - Solve the "On the tip of the sword" puzzle.
+    - Explain the solution of the other puzzles.
+
+Long Term:
+----------
+
+* Add more essays I wrote to the Essays Index.
+
+* Revamp the Math-Ventures site and re-write the formulae in TeX, MathML 
+etc.
+

lib/Shlomif/Homepage/SectionMenu/Sects/Humour.pm

                     'text' => "Wonderous are the Ways of Microsoft",
                     'url' => "wonderous.html",
                 },
+                {
+                    'text' => "I Like Job Control",
+                    'url' => "humour/bits/I-Like-Job-Control/",
+                },
             ],
         },
     ],

t2/humour/bits/I-Like-Job-Control/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<latemp_subject "&quot;I like Job Control&quot;" />
+
+<h2>Introduction</h2>
+
+<p>
+This is a geek song sang to the music of 
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Rock_'N_Roll_(1982)">I 
+Love Rock N' Roll</a>, albeit I'm not sure that the modified lyrics match
+the music too well. It is based on a true story that happened with the
+<a href="http://vipe.technion.ac.il/">vipe.technion.ac.il server</a> a 
+few years ago, but I had the idea for the chorus a long time before.
+</p>
+
+<h2>Lyrics</h2>
+
+<p>
+I logged to vipe and<br />
+saw something awful was done
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Emmmm mmm mmm
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ten processes in the background<br />
+Nice value less than one<br />
+What can I tell ya -<br />
+All the CPU was gone!
+</p>
+
+<p><b>Chorus:</b></p>
+
+<p>
+I like job control<br />
+So put another process in the background, baby<br />
+I like job control<br />
+So kill another pid with this UID...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I said I was in a terrible state<br />
+So I E-mailed advisors to change my fate<br />
+But the sys-admin was abroad<br />
+So there was no way I could write some code<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Chorus:</b>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I like job control<br />
+So put another process in the background, baby<br />
+I like job control<br />
+So kill another pid with this UID...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But then he came back again...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Emmm mmm mmm
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I wanted him to get the processes bust<br />
+So I E-mailed him and said:
+</p>
+
+<p>"Let them eat the dust!"</p>
+
+<p><b>Chorus:</b></p>
+
+<p>
+I like job control<br />
+So put another process in the background, baby<br />
+I like job control<br />
+So kill another pid with this UID...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All's well that ends well
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Emmmm mmm mmm
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Vipe was clean for all I could tell<br />
+There's just a SETI client running around<br />
+But its nice is twenty so I'm Linux-bound
+</p>
+
+<p><b>Chorus:</b></p>
+
+<p>
+I like job control<br />
+So put another process in the background, baby<br />
+I like job control<br />
+So kill another pid with this UID...
+</p>
+
+<p><b>Chorus:</b></p>
+
+<p>
+I like job control<br />
+So put another process in the background, baby<br />
+I like job control<br />
+So kill another pid with this UID...
+</p>
+
+<p>
+[And repeat to the end.]
+</p>
+

t2/humour/bits/index.html.wml

 How compatible are Windows 3.11, Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.0?
 </p>
 
+<h3><a href="./I-Like-Job-Control/">"I Like Job Control"</a></h3>
+
+<p>
+A humorous geek song to the tune of "I Love Rock-N'-Roll".
+</p>
+
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