Shlomi Fish  committed cdd4df3

Add a fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-for-lack-of-a-slash: 
+      date: 2012-10-23T17:35:33Z
       date: 2011-12-11T18:32:45Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-for-lack-of-a-slash">
+        <meta>
+            <title>For lack of a slash</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="nydel">helo</saying>
+<saying who="mucker_">hello nydel</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">howdy mucker_ &amp; how&#39;re you</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">ehlo nydel</saying>
+<saying who="mucker_">nydel: borderline</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">hihi DrForr</saying>
+<saying who="mucker_">nydel: The Doctor is drunk !! In a short while he will start singing :)</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">DrForr: why wait? mucker_ will you get on backup vocals</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Don&#39;t make me get out my ga^wuke.</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">let&#39;s sing about Perl, are there any good Perl songs</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Ask PerlJam.</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">Rolling Stones had something about Tuesday</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">that was Ruby Tuesday though :(</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Well, I *did* have a pint at lunch, but I&#39;d hardly call that &#39;drunk&#39;.</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">DrForr: pint of vodka?</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Hoegaarden actually.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">nydel:</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">nydel: also</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">o/&#39; Will the real Rip Taylor please crack up, please crack up, please crack up o/&#39;</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">nydel:</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">rindolf: what lovely little ditties!</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Hey, who you callin&#39;....oh :)</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">is there an offtopic perl channel?</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Is there an *ontopic* perl channel?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">nydel: #perlcafe and #perl-cats</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">fed you that straight line didn&#39;t i</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">join #perlcafe</saying>
+<saying who="nydel">pardon my lack of slash.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">For lack of a slash, the command failed.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">For lack of a command, the client failed.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">For lack of a client, the server failed.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">For lack of a server, the network failed.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">All because of a little slash.</saying>
+<saying who="pink_mist">For lack of a network, the corporation failed. For lack of a corporation, the community failed.</saying>
+<saying who="mucker_">Having failed, the community peddled hash tables to kids</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">&quot;The first key&#39;s free!&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">see? I&#39;ve been saying this is a language based on drug culture.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">&quot;UNIX and LSD were both invented at Berkeley. I do not believe this to be a coincidence.&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">BSD and LSD.</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">Unix was invented at some east coast lab.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Thanks for the correction, I knew it didn&#39;t quite sound right.</saying>
+<saying who="pink_mist">also, was LSD really *invented* at Berkeley? I find that hard to believe ... that it&#39;s *available* there I don&#39;t doubt though..</saying>
+<saying who="mucker_">well guido is from netherlands.</saying>
+<saying who="pink_mist">... seems it was actually discovered in Basel, Germany by Albert Hofmann in 1938 :P</saying>
+<saying who="pink_mist">Basel, Germany -- Berkeley ... starting letter and ending letters are the same :P</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>Fun on #perl</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt