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Add the Windows 8 fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

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       date: 2011-05-12T04:00:06Z
       date: 2009-11-07T21:24:08Z
+    sharp-mageia-social-linuxguy101-about-windows-8: 
+      date: 2012-10-17T18:36:11Z
       date: 2009-06-21T13:47:52Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

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+    <fortune id="sharp-mageia-social-linuxguy101-about-windows-8">
+        <meta>
+            <title>linuxguy101 about Windows 8</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">sebsebseb: i thought you were abducted by windows 8</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">sebsebseb: hi.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: windows got him</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: if you say so.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">he is trying to find that icon in windows 8 that has irc on it</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">average users it usually will take a day or longer</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">it is a productivity enhancer</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: heh.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: you must get windows 8</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">it is an experience in windows you will never forget</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: why?</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: it is like windows me and vista combined with a bunch of retarded programmers who cant speak the same lang</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">it is jaw dropping</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: sounds fascinating.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">i expect Microsoft will earn some rewards on this os</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">like longest boot time..  Hardest os to use by a human. And most compatible os with itself ever made.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: :-)</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: you must switch to something less useful and more productive like windows 8</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">think of the hours you could spend on windows 8..   remember it is retro</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: retrofitted?</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: yes..  down to 2 or 4 colors..  steve balmer in a cocaine brain storming meeting with the developers decided to move to a gui that was un pattoned so they invented retro..  simple and stupid colors a 4 year old child could barely read or draw</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">he called it retro</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Retro.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">clearly a first in computing history</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Now I get the joke.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Metro is Retro.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">oh it is no joke.. just wait for windows 8 lack of sales prompt stever balmer to shove it down into the updates for windows 7</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">on a side note, did you know that linux is becoming more popular now days?</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">i dont know why..</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">rindolf: you really should try windows 8</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">at least virtual box it..</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">linuxguy101: maybe I should, but I&#39;m not going to shell out money  for the experience.</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">Warning!: using windows 8 may cause massive hysteria, laughing and vomiting in some cases..</saying>
+<saying who="linuxguy101">the first time i used windows 8 i laughed uncontrolably for several hours and almost wet myself</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#mageia-social</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>Win 8, Lose 9</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

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