Shlomi Fish avatar Shlomi Fish committed d3f1e09

Add /dev/null fortune.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2012-01-20T17:54:19Z
     sharp-perl-ninjas-pirates-and-zombies: 
       date: 2011-02-07T13:29:48Z
+    sharp-perl-nosql-dev-null: 
+      date: 2012-11-18T21:07:50Z
     sharp-perl-one-rindolf-each: 
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
     sharp-perl-paid-version-of-cpan: 

t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

             </info>
         </irc>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-nosql-dev-null">
+        <meta>
+            <title>NoSQL /dev/null</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="rindolf">I just had a brilliant idea: a distributed, NoSQL, WebScale, /dev/null replacement. I think I should patent it.</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">rindolf: awesome!</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">as long as we have a webscale bit bucket we should be fine.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">cfedde: would you like to invest in that?</saying>
+<saying who="spiderweb">software patents suck</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">rindolf: sure. Send me your bank account number and I&#39;ll make a deposit!</saying>
+<saying who="alpha-">rindolf that&#39;s like a 50 trillion dollar invention</saying>
+<saying who="alpha-">where do I invest</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">cfedde: OK, I&#39;ll send it through that /dev/null thing.</saying>
+<saying who="cfedde">rindolf: perfect.</saying>
+<saying who="stan\0">would be fun if it escaped the lab and started /dev/null&#39;ing the interwebs like a black hole</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">I&#39;d call that a public service.</saying>
+<saying who="spiderweb">- in a new way</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">&lt;stan\0&gt; would be fun if it escaped the lab and started /dev/null&#39;ing the interwebs like a black hole ==&gt; don&#39;t worry, I&#39;m also going to patent how to properly secure it against abuse, so it will only null what you send to it. Not anything external and unsolicited.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">stan\0: but doing that will require paying me extra.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">stan\0: because I figure out not every one will need this feature.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>The future scalability of /dev/null</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>

t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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