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r5075@telaviv1: shlomi | 2008-05-13 15:37:13 +0300
More progress regarding the conversion of the fortunes to XML.

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t2/humour/fortunes/Makefile

 
 DATS = $(addsuffix .dat,$(FILES))
 
+XMLS = $(addsuffix .xml,$(FILES))
+
+XHTMLS = $(patsubst %.xml,%.xhtml,$(XMLS))
+
 INDEX_FILE = index.html
 
 VERSION_FILE = ver.txt
 
-all: dist test
+all: dist test xhtmls
 
 $(DATS):: %.dat : %
 	PATH="$$PATH:/usr/sbin" strfile $<
 
 list-files:
 	@perl -le 'print "FORTUNES_ARCS_LIST = " . join(" ", glob("fortunes-shlomif-*.tar.gz"))' > arcs-list.mak
+
+xhtmls: $(XHTMLS)
+
+$(XHTMLS): %.xhtml: %.xml convert-to-xhtml.pl
+	perl convert-to-xhtml.pl $<
+

t2/humour/fortunes/convert-to-xhtml.pl

+use Cwd;
+use File::Spec;
+use String::ShellQuote;
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+
+my $xml_fn = shift(@ARGV);
+
+my $fortune_xml_base_dir = "$ENV{HOME}/progs/perl/cpan/XML/Grammar/Fortune/trunk/XML-Grammar-Fortune/module";
+
+my $good_perl_path = "$ENV{HOME}/apps/perl/perl-5.8.8-debug/bin/perl";
+
+my $html_fn = $xml_fn;
+
+$html_fn =~ s{.xml\z}{.html};
+my $filename = $html_fn;
+
+$filename =~ s{\.html\z}{.xml};
+
+my $abs_filename = File::Spec->rel2abs($filename);
+
+my $xhtml_out = $abs_filename;
+
+$xhtml_out =~ s{\.xml\z}{.xhtml};
+
+my $xml_data_gen_cmd = "cd " . shell_quote($fortune_xml_base_dir) . 
+    q# ; perl -Mblib -MXML::Grammar::Fortune -e 'XML::Grammar::Fortune->new({mode => "convert_to_html", input => shift(@ARGV), output => shift(@ARGV)})->run()' # .  shell_quote($abs_filename, $xhtml_out);
+
+# print STDERR $xml_data_gen_cmd; exit(0);
+system($xml_data_gen_cmd);
+
+open my $text_fh, "<", $xhtml_out;
+binmode ($text_fh, ":utf8");
+my $contents;
+{
+    local $/;
+    $contents = <$text_fh>;
+}
+close($text_fh);
+
+$contents =~ s{\A(.*?)<body>}{}ms;
+$contents =~ s{</body>(.*?)\z}{}ms;
+
+open my $xhtml_raw_out, ">", $html_fn."-xhtml-for-input";
+binmode ($xhtml_raw_out, ":utf8");
+print {$xhtml_raw_out} $contents;
+close($xhtml_raw_out);

t2/humour/fortunes/friends.xml

+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
+<collection>
+  <head/>
+  <list>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT1">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just
+about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see
+me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of 
+talking. . . I convinced him.
+
+Joey: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got
+you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was
+a great idea.
+
+Phoebe: Um-hum.
+
+Joey: This man is my God.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT2">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep
+with his wife.
+
+Joey: Karen.
+
+Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you 
+know what? I just did.
+
+Joey: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
+
+Chandler: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah, the rogue 
+processor who seduces his co-workers' wives for sport and then laughs about
+it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there
+in my drawer.
+
+Joey: Really?
+
+Chandler: No freakshow, she's fictional.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT3">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people 
+going out to dinner and- not having sex.
+
+Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT4">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there, is nothing sexier than a 
+man who does not want to have sex.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT5">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm 
+straight.
+
+Phoebe: Huuh.
+
+Duncan: Yeah, I know, I.
+
+Phoebe: I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, 
+you're, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award 
+parties.
+
+Duncan: I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point 
+where you can't live a lie anymore.
+
+Phoebe: So how long have you known?
+
+Duncan: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I 
+was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my 
+friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
+
+Phoebe: And um, and there's actually a, a woman?
+
+Duncan: Her name's Debra.
+
+Phoebe: Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with?
+
+Duncan: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, 
+back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up 
+with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and 
+e-everyone experiments in college. 
+
+Phoebe: Sure.
+
+Duncan: But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born 
+this way.
+
+Phoebe: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to 
+someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 
+'Oh, I'm not gay.'
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT6">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Oh my God, 
+
+Phoebe: I know.
+
+Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
+
+Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the 
+other cookies.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT7">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, 
+[hands him a lasagna] but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 
+until the cheese bubbles.
+
+Paolo: Grazie.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT8">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy
+that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of
+that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know 'You're the
+reason, you are the reason why their not together.' and I hated that guy. And
+it didn't matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT9">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
+
+Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT10">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop 
+lastin'.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT11">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
+Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, 
+it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone
+um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could
+talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
+
+Producer: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing 
+about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
+
+Phoebe: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT12">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the
+cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the 
+Flintstones.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT13">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
+...
+Rachel: What happened?
+
+Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet,
+and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT14">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
+
+Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it,
+you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so
+much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT15">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?
+
+Joey: I'm not Drake.
+
+Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
+
+Erica: Is this true?
+
+Racehl: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended
+to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]
+
+Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws
+water in his face]
+
+Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in
+his face]
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT16">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
+
+Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
+
+Rachel: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
+
+Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT17">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months 
+ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages
+from guys she, she meets at the movies?
+I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or,
+Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of 
+me, message service.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT18">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you
+made fun of me?
+
+Chandler: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we
+wouldn't focus on that.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT19">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found
+out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT20">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[ROSS: See what? I don't know what she [=Rachel] sees in... innn that goober.
+And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello...
+a... week, to get out a sentence.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT21">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own
+Windkeeper". It's about how women need to become more empowered.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men,
+they just take it.
+
+Rachel: Men just take out wind?
+
+Phoebe: Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the lightning bearers.
+
+Rachel: Wow.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah.
+
+Rachel: Well that sounds kinda cool, kinda like The Hobbit.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT22">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and
+can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him
+again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a
+while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we
+know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
+
+Ernie [in the videotape]: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend
+Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
+
+Phoebe: [to Ben] Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT23">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young
+persons vernacular. See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal.
+
+Richard: Uh-huh, yeah.
+
+Chandler: No no, seriously, Joey's my dad, Monica's my dad. I've even got
+some dads down at work.
+
+Richard: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic
+evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT24">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one
+of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day
+with them.
+
+Phoebe: Sure.
+
+Monica: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I
+don't know, what do I do?
+
+Phoebe: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced
+or have to blow your pets head off.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT25">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
+
+Joey: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the
+accident? Well the line in the script was, 'If we don't get this woman to a
+hospital, she's going to die.' But I made it, ' If this woman doesn't get
+to a hospital, she's not gonna live.'
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT26">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the
+six of you?
+
+Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT27">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandeler: All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things,
+they happen for a reason.
+
+Monica: Yeah. You!
+
+Chandler: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma
+crap, don't you?
+
+Phoebe: Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT28">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
+
+Phoebe: What?
+
+Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
+
+Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
+
+Monica: You had a salad.
+
+Phoebe: Oh, no wonder I don't feel full.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT29">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
+
+Phoebe: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
+
+Monica: Why?
+
+Phoebe: Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is a 
+_pharm_-acist.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT30">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Erica: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
+
+Joey: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, 
+uh, foodal chokage.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT31">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
+
+[singing]
+Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
+Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
+Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
+And that's how we get hamburgers.
+
+Nooowww, chickens!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT32">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am
+not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend
+to be a doctor.
+
+Erica: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT33">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room,
+and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a
+lesbian life partner, out you go!
+
+ALL: Good luck!
+
+Chandler: [to nurse] Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life
+partner?
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT34">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: [to Ben] I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to
+meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
+
+Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
+
+Susan: Thanks.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT35">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: So we're back on?
+
+Carol: We're back on.
+
+Monica: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost
+2 minutes.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT36">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit
+left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
+
+Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you?
+
+Phoebe: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any
+unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging
+around?
+
+Mr. Adelman: Well, I don't know what to tell you, Dear. The only thing I can
+think of is that she always used to say that before she died, she wanted to
+see everything.
+
+Phoebe: Everything?
+
+Mr. Adelman: Everything.
+
+Phoebe: Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.
+
+Mr. Adelman: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with
+me one last time.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT37">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[At Carol & Susan's lesbian wedding]
+Rachel: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
+
+Mrs Green: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And
+three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's
+something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT38">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Susan: You wanna dance?
+
+Ross: No, that's fine.
+
+Susan: Come on. I'll let you lead.
+
+Ross: Ok.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT39">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach
+things?
+
+Monica: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?
+
+Ross: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
+
+Joey: Really. Why can't we just get some pizzas and get some beers and have
+fun?
+
+Ross: Yeah.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if
+you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT40">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just
+weren't ready for you yet.
+
+Mrs. Greene: You thought I was Rachel?
+
+Chandler: Yes because uh, you look so young.
+
+Phoebe: And because you're both, you know, white women.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT41">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Listen if you wanna go, just go.
+
+Gunter: No, she'll yell at me again.
+
+Phoebe: Alright, I can get you out.
+
+Gunter: What?
+
+Phoebe: Shh. In a minute, I'm gonna create a diversion. When I do, walk
+quickly to the door and don't look back.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT42">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[At Rachel's double birthday party]
+Phoebe: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but
+it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
+
+Girl 1: What about my friend Victor?
+
+Phoebe: No, only the three of you, any more than that and she'll get
+suspicious.
+
+Girl 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.
+
+Phoebe: There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care
+of you next door.
+
+Girl 1: Is it true they have beer?
+
+Phoebe: Everything you've heard is true.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT43">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery
+....game?
+
+Mr. Greene: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
+
+Ross: I'm sorry. See that's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs
+on my table are already dead.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT44">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Ok everybody, it's time for flan.
+
+Chandler: Yup, get ready for the gelatenous fun.
+
+Joey: Kinda looks like that stuff you get when you get a bad infection.
+
+Monica: Ok, that's enough.
+
+Phoebe: Ok Rachel, make a special flan wish.
+
+Rachel: Ok, I've got one. 
+
+[blows out the candles. Somebody calls out 'heads up' and the volleyball
+lands in the flan] 
+
+Rachel: Wow, those things almost never come true.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT45">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world
+peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
+
+Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT46">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: Phoebs, play with meeee.
+
+Phoebe: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist
+by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights
+violation.
+
+Chandler: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done
+playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty
+good time.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT47">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to
+when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox. I would grab that kid
+and rub him all over my face.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah, or you know, you could just wish that I didn't have them now.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT48">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that.
+My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and
+Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
+
+Chandler: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT49">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like
+short, fat, bald men!
+
+Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
+
+Chandler: Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me.
+Blarrglarrghh.'
+
+Rachel: Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!
+
+Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up
+here.
+
+Ross: He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
+
+Chandler: Thank you, buddy.
+
+Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see those really beautiful
+women with those really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys!
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT50">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the
+way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking,
+all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's
+fantasy!
+
+Phoebe: Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?
+
+Ross: No, of course not! [Thinks] ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
+
+Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's
+going out with someone else?
+
+Joey: I couldn't do it.
+
+Monica: Good for you, Joey.
+
+Joey: When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more
+people than she is.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT51">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're
+like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them,
+that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
+
+Chandler: They do?
+
+Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
+
+Chandler: I just want to--
+
+Phoebe: No, but you can't.
+
+Chandler: But I just wa--
+
+Phoebe: Uh uh.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT52">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with
+them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
+
+Chandler: You think I should?
+
+Phoebe: I really do, yeah.
+
+Chandler: Okay.
+
+Phoebe: Okay.
+
+Chandler: Okay.
+
+Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I, I don't wanna be the geek
+that invited the boss.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT53">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
+
+Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was
+22.
+
+All: What?
+
+Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
+
+Phoebe: Well, maybe 25-26.
+
+Monica: I am 26.
+
+Phoebe: There you go.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT54">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: You're okay there?
+
+Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
+
+Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and it was
+in somebody else's subconscious.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT55">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
+I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break
+up with Alan.
+
+Ross: Is there somebody else?
+
+Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
+
+Rachel: We didn't change..
+
+Joey: So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
+
+Phoebe: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about
+someone, and I just- I- [chews her hair]
+
+Monica: Look, I- I could go on pretending-
+
+Joey: Okay!
+
+Monica: -but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It
+wouldn't be fair to you!
+
+Ross: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way
+they were.
+
+Monica: I'm sorry..
+
+Chandler: [Sarcastic] Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
+
+Rachel: [Tearful] I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays
+coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-
+
+Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
+
+ALL: Oh, yeah! Right!
+
+Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
+
+Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
+
+Monica: [dubious] I understand.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT56">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica [on the phone]: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I
+just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I
+wearing?... Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
+
+[Chandler and Joey come sprinting in]
+
+Joey: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're
+not gonna come over.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT57">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act,
+y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through
+before Pink Floyd comes out.
+
+Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's
+that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
+
+Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how
+great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
+y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just
+trying to stay awake.
+
+Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next
+time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album
+alone.
+
+Joey: [Pause]....Are we still talking about sex?
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT58">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: You're twins?
+
+Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, career driven
+type.
+
+Chandler: What does she do?
+
+Phoebe: She's a waitress.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT59">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[Joey and Chandler are watching T.V.]
+Phoebe: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional
+people.
+
+Joey: No, inside good, outside bad.
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT60">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise
+you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
+
+Ross: Oh, I promise, what.
+
+Monica: It's Richard Burke.
+
+Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor
+Burke? Why? Why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like
+a uh, brother... to dad.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT61">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[Rachel dashes into the cafe, excited.]
+Rachel: Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her.
+Cramp, cramp.
+
+Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the
+verbs.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT62">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
+
+Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
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+        <info/>
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+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's
+like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened,
+y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level.
+
+Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.
+
+Joey: I know! Neither did I!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
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+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
+
+Rachel: Yeah.
+
+Monica: Oh, from who?
+
+Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT65">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know,
+I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two
+birthday cakes.
+
+Chandler: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
+
+Rachel: What?
+
+Chandler: It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert...Look talk to Monica,
+she's on the food committee.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT66">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
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+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom
+for a while.
+
+Ross: Ok, do you have any ideas for any openers?
+
+Rachel: Uhh, let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing you
+daughter" and you should be ok.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT67">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
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+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it
+as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We
+could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
+
+Monica: So have you called her yet?
+
+Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane?
+It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem?
+[To the guys] I'm right, right?
+
+Joey & Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.
+
+Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one
+of you people.
+
+Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT68">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it
+real expensive?
+
+Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
+
+Joey: I'm takin' Orsula tonight. It's her birthday.
+
+Ross: Whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
+
+Joey: When's that?
+
+Ross: Tonight. 
+
+Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
+
+Ross: You take your time.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT69">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Chandler: [Entering with an issue of Cosmo] All right, I took the quiz, and
+it turns out, I do put career before men.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT70">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You
+know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her
+Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he 
+did.
+Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also
+strafing German troop trains at the time.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT71">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK?
+
+Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
+
+Ross: Yeah.
+
+Monica: Well, I just caught the live show.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT72">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, alright man.
+
+Chandler: Alright, so what's it about?
+
+Joey: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
+
+Chandler: Well I like both eggs equally.
+
+Joey: Oh come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You
+like one better than the other and I wanna know which.
+
+Chandler: Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are
+they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find
+new eggs?
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT73">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[on "The Days of our Lives":]
+Amber: I want you Drake.
+
+Dr. Remore: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
+
+Amber: What?
+
+Dr. Remore: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your
+half-brother.
+
+[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
+
+Rachel: So what happens next?
+
+Joey: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then
+Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And
+that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's
+cursed.
+
+Chandler: God that is good TV.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT74">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke
+up.
+
+Chandler: That's not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut
+clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that
+I don't have goals!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT75">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever
+again.
+
+Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, it's
+been twelve years.
+
+Ross: Can I see you for a second?
+
+(they walk over to the sink and discuss it for a moment)
+
+Monica: (shouting) Once!!
+
+Ross: All right, we're gonna play.
+
+Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though,
+because my Mom won't let me cross the street.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT76">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: We should definetly play football more often. Maybe there's like
+a league we could join or something.
+
+Phoebe: Isn't there a national football league?
+
+Chandler: Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.
+
+Rachel: Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT77">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if
+you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing
+ritual.
+
+Rachel: Phoebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's
+Day. It's perfect.
+
+Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
+
+Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
+
+Rachel: Or?
+
+Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
+
+Monica: Burning's good.
+
+Rachel: Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT78">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the
+whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies
+from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses
+like a week and a half.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT79">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like
+a foghorn: "Janice! Janice!". You want me. You need me. You can't live
+without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. 
+See ya.
+
+[She kisses him passionately,then leaves.]
+
+Chandler: Call me!
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT80">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Frank Jr.: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasn't perfect, but y'know it was pretty
+cool, y'know, 'cause we had all those great talks y'know.
+
+Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
+
+Frank: Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about
+my likes and my dislikes...
+
+Phoebe: I don't....
+
+Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.
+
+Phoebe: Right, okay, um-mm.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT81">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?
+
+Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth,
+and ah, Jessica Rabbit.
+
+Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your
+league?
+
+Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes
+to pop out of her head.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT82">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[[Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep]
+Monica (voiceover): If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the
+shoes. 
+No. Don't do this. 
+This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything,
+I'm gonna go get them... But then everyone will know.
+Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! 
+...I need help!
+[Buries her head in her pillow]
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT83">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would - would
+remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not
+gonna do that. 
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT84">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Rachel: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
+
+Ross: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.
+
+Rachel: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier
+with you than I ever was with him.
+
+Ross: Really?
+
+Rachel: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it
+really was was just, you know, meaningless animal sex.
+
+[Realizing what she just said.]
+Rachel: Ok, you know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
+
+
+                              Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
+]]></text>
+        </body>
+        <info/>
+      </raw>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="PLOC-IDENT85">
+      <meta>
+        <title>QUACKPROLOKOG==UNKNOWN-TITLE</title>
+      </meta>
+      <raw>
+        <body>
+          <text><![CDATA[Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys
+could watch TV with your feet up.