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Shlomi Fish committed d578c44

Add the "Whenever you.*JavaScript" factoid.

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t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
     when-closed-source-bites:
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
+    whenever-you--javascript:
+      date: 2014-02-16T09:09:34Z
     why-shlomif-dislikes-lisp:
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
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t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

             </info>
         </quote>
     </fortune>
+    <fortune id="whenever-you--javascript">
+        <meta>
+            <title>JavaScript</title>
+        </meta>
+        <quote>
+            <body>
+                <p>
+                    <b>Shlomi Fish:</b> Whenever you spell “JavaScript” with a
+                    lowercase “s” (and a capital “J”), God kills a kitten.
+                </p>
+                <p>
+                    <b>Joel Crisp:</b> Whenever you use JavaScript on the
+                    server, God kills a datacenter.
+                </p>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <author>Shlomi Fish and Joel Crisp</author>
+                <work href="https://www.facebook.com/shlomi.fish/posts/10151840874526981">Facebook Post (originally via Twitter)</work>
+            </info>
+        </quote>
+    </fortune>
 </list>
 </collection>

t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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