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Add more fortunes.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

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       date: 2011-12-11T18:32:45Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-getting-to-mongolia:
+      date: 2013-08-29T05:28:30Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-short-is-beautiful:
+      date: 2013-08-29T05:33:16Z
       date: 2012-01-18T20:32:39Z
       date: 2013-04-03T10:56:55Z
       date: 2009-12-14T16:42:47Z
+    sharp-perl-world-war-3:
+      date: 2013-08-29T05:39:18Z
       date: 2012-12-26T11:12:00Z
       date: 2009-02-09T16:19:18Z
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
+    discworld-wyrd-sisters-quote-1:
+      date: 2013-08-20T09:38:21Z
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/sharp-perl.xml

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+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-getting-to-mongolia">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Getting to Mongolia</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="DrForr">Yep, build one to throw it away, then never build the second one :)</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">pancake algorithm</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">hihi.. mongolia has an ACTUAL annual yak shaving contest.. we should all attend. :)</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">How will we get there</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">huh</saying>
+<saying who="Maddingue">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinggis_Khaan_International_Airport</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">http://www.theyakranch.com/Yak-Tails/dog-shame-yak-shame.html # Yak Shaving in America.</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">Maddingue: I vote boat</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Altreus: also, transsiberian railway.</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">options</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Maddingue: god a Chinggis Khan Airport.. amazing :)</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Altreus: only 10 days or so from berlin..</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">By pack train, of course.</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">how far by foot?</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">KHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaan!(s.)</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Doesn&#39;t have quite the ring of JOHN HARRRRIISSSOOOOOOOOoooon... though. But what wouldn.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Huh? No. Just trying to figure out what form of conveyance would take 10 days to get from Berlin to whatever the capital of Mongolia is.</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">Altreus: tell me what water you would put the boat in between berlin and mongolia.. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Ulan Bator.</saying>
+<saying who="Maddingue">also, Mongolia is landlocked between Russia and China</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">DrForr: trans-siberian railway, it&#39;s actually quite cheap. :) but it _really_ takes roughly 10 days.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Oh, right, it&#39;s on *that* side.</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">yeah, that makes sense.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-short-is-beautiful">
+        <meta>
+            <title>Short is Beautiful</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="laouji">what&#39;s a good smtp/mime mail module with few dependencies?</saying>
+<saying who="laouji">Email::Sender seems to have Moo in it and all kinds of stuff I don&#39;t really need</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">laouji: why do you worry about dependencies?</saying>
+<saying who="laouji">I guess I don&#39;t have to worry about them. I was just wondering if there was something lighter.</saying>
+<saying who="huf">Moo is already light as hell</saying>
+<saying who="laouji">ok lol</saying>
+<saying who="huf">if you want something even lighter, see M :) https://metacpan.org/module/M</saying>
+<saying who="laouji">beautiful</saying>
+<saying who="huf">or Mo</saying>
+<saying who="laouji">ok I will just use Email::Sender</saying>
+<saying who="huf">although Mo is quite fat compared to M :)</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">There&#39;s now just &#39;M&#39;... *that*&#39;s gonna be simple to search for.</saying>
+<saying who="huf">DrForr: there&#39;s still no .pm</saying>
+<saying who="huf">use ;</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">huf: what&#39;s the &quot;use;&quot;?</saying>
+<saying who="huf">rindolf: fewer deps! more lightweight!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Maybe require &#39;&#39;; will work.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">huf: heh.</saying>
+<saying who="huf">this one doesnt even need perl!</saying>
+<saying who="huf">it &quot;works&quot; equally well with a tea towel</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">writes a /bin/cat script.</me_is>
+<saying who="huf">sed 1d is better</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Didn&#39;t we already do that for PPT?</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Or is that just me showing my cynicism...</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">You could f*ck with people&#39;s heads and require a non-breaking space before the semicolon to make &#39;.pm&#39; work :)</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>
+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-world-war-3">
+        <meta>
+            <title>World War 3</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">aaah. an hour of hiking in the late summer/early autumn weather makes everything better...</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">I deny the notion that it may be autumn already</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tadzik: damn, I haven&#39;t even packed my stuff yet for the invasion..</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">god what am I going to wear..</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">a uniform, duh</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">YEAH WHAT COLOR MAN.. black or grey or green...</saying>
+<saying who="DrForr">Oo, a woman in uniform.</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">1st sep. problems</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">hm, well I look very good in army green..</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tadzik: will you greet me at the border? ;)</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">Su-Shee: our cavalry is waiting for your tanks ;)</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tadzik: I&#39;m not riding a tank.. ugly. noisy.</saying>
+<saying who="tm604">I&#39;m sure there are fluoro electric ones by now</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tm604: that doesn&#39;t forfill german-polish WW2 requirements. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">tadzik: sometimes I wonder if some war game simulations still exist in some dark cellar in some old ministry in germany or poland..</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">Su-Shee: in germany? Surely ;)</saying>
+<saying who="huf">ww, pff.. we&#39;ve been on www since 1996!</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">huf: so, did we miss WWW3 then?</saying>
+<saying who="Altreus">3.1</saying>
+<saying who="huf">miss? she&#39;s a girl?</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">&quot;War for Workgroups&quot;</saying>
+<saying who="tadzik">haha</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">or, &quot;Windows for War&quot;. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="huf">world wide war</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">that&#39;s what I was going for with WWW3</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">world wide war would be number 3 after world war two. ;)</saying>
+<saying who="huf">no wonder the dod&#39;s website is www.defense.gov :)</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

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+        <fortune id="discworld-wyrd-sisters-quote-1">
+            <meta>
+                <title>Excerpt from Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett</title>
+            </meta>
+            <quote>
+                <body>
+                    <p>
+                        It was a <i>good</i> storm. There was quite effective
+                        projection and passion there, and critics agreed that
+                        if it would only learn to control its thunder it would
+                        be, in years to come, a storm to watch.
+                    </p>
+                </body>
+                <info>
+                    <author>Terry Pratchett</author>
+                    <work href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyrd_Sisters">Wyrd Sisters</work>
+                </info>
+            </quote>
+        </fortune>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt

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