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Add the Fountainhead Parody with Skull Force.

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lib/Shlomif/Homepage/SectionMenu/Sects/Humour.pm

                     url => "humour/by-others/grad-student-jokes-from-jnoakes/",
                 },
                 {
+                    text => "The Fountainhead - Starring Skull Force",
+                    url => "humour/by-others/the-fountainhead-starring-skull-force/",
+                    title => "A short parody of Ayn Rand’s novel The Fountainhead",
+                },
+                {
                     text => "Division Two Magazine",
                     url => "humour/by-others/division-two/",
                     title => "A mirror of a hilarious parodical site that went offline",

t2/humour/by-others/index.html.wml

 
 <li>
 <p>
+<a href="the-fountainhead-starring-skull-force"><i>The Fountainhead</i>
+Starring Skull Force</a> - a parody of Ayn Rand’s Novel
+<i>The Fountainhead</i>.
+</p>
+</li>
+
+<li>
+<p>
 <a href="division-two/">Division Two Magazine</a> - a parodical site that has
 been restored and mirrored by me.
 </p>

t2/humour/by-others/the-fountainhead-starring-skull-force/fh_parody.html

+<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 3.0//EN" "html.dtd">
+<html><head>
+<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
+<title>The Fountainhead - A Parody</title>
+<meta name="description" content="A hilarious parody of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead.  If you're an Objectivist without a sense of humor, stay away!"><meta name="keywords" content="objectivism, Ayn Rand, Fountainhead"></head>
+
+
+
+
+<body alink="#FFFFFF" link="#FF0000" vlink="#0000FF" bgcolor="#FFF6EA">
+<br><br>
+<br><br>
+
+<h1><em>The Fountainhead</em><br>starring<strong> Skull Force</strong></h1>
+<br>
+<br><br>
+
+<hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount1.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Peter Keating: </strong> Sorry you got kicked out of school, Howard. </p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard Roark:</strong> Don't be sorry for me, sucka!!! Don't nobody never be sorry for me!!!<br>
+<strong>(Clacks teeth menacingly.)</strong><br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount2.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Peter:</strong> I work for the greatest architect in the world! 
+Sorry you're working for some washed-up shmoe. Say, can you do this work
+ for me?</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> You betcha! But what I really ought to do is pull out your heart and eat it!!! <strong>AH-HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAA- HAAAAAAAAAA...</strong><br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount3.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Peter:</strong>That building you designed for me made me rich and famous! I know you're broke, Howard. Can I help you out?</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Not me, buddy. I'm going to work in a quarry upstate. And you're lucky I don't take your spine with me as a souveneir! <strong>AH-HAAAA-HAAAA-HAAA- HAAAAAAAAAA...</strong><br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount4.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Dominique Francon:</strong> Hello. To prove how far above the masses we are, would you like to break into my house tonight and rape me?</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Would I? Hotcha!!! <strong>(Clacks teeth, intending to be jaunty, but comes across as menacing.)</strong><br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount5.gif"><p>
+
+
+<strong>Dominique:</strong> I love you so much I must destroy you!!! I think I'll marry Peter Keating.</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Wouldn't have it any other way, baby!<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount6.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>The Masses:</strong> Oh, Ellsworth Toohey, you're magnificent!</p><p>
+
+<strong>Ellsworth Toohey:</strong> <em>If only they knew how much I 
+despised them all, and how I long for every bit of their individuality 
+to be eradicated. I must destroy that Howard Roark!!!</em><br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount8.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Gail Wynand:</strong> Now that I've met Howard Roark, I don't 
+think I'll kill myself, and I'll put all the resources of my vast 
+publishing empire to work championing him! Let's get married, 
+Dominique!!!</p><p>
+
+<strong>Dominique:</strong> Okay.<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount7.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Peter:</strong> Now I'm old and sad, Howard. Will you design this building for me?</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Oh, why not?<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount9.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Man, do I hate this building!!! Why do I keep doing buildings for that guy?<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount10.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Blah, blah, blah, blah, ninety thousand pages of blah...blah, blah, blah...<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount11.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Toohey:</strong> Howard Roark won, but at least I sued you and kept my job!!!</p><p>
+
+<strong>Wynand:</strong> Nuh-uh! I've realized that I'll never be like Howard Roark, so I'm closing the paper and liquidating my vast financial empire.<br>
+
+</p><hr>
+
+<img src="fh_parody_files/fount12.gif"><p>
+
+<strong>Dominique:</strong> Yay! Now we can get married!!!</p><p>
+
+<strong>Howard:</strong> Why couldn't we before?
+
+</p><hr>
+
+The above parody was created by <a href="http://dig.netcentral.net/vx/index.html">Robert Lee.</a><p>
+
+For a Netscape-friendly version of the above parody, click <a href="http://dig.netcentral.net/vx/founthd.html">here</a>.</p><p>
+
+<a href="http://www.jeffcomp.com/jcp/faq/index.html">Return To FAQ</a>.
+
+</p></body></html>
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t2/humour/by-others/the-fountainhead-starring-skull-force/index.html.wml

+#include '../template.wml'
+
+<latemp_subject "The Fountainhead - Starring Skull Force (A Parody)" />
+
+<h2 id="note">Note</h2>
+
+<p>
+This is a moderately famous parody of Ayn Rand's Novel
+<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fountainhead">The Fountainhead</a>,
+whose original link has disappeared, and is hereby restored here
+from <a href="http://blank.org/memory/funny/fountainhead/">a mirror</a>.
+</p>
+
+<h2 id="page"><a href="fh_parody.html">The Parody Page</a></h2>
+
+<h2 id="see_also">See Also</h2>
+
+<ul>
+
+<li>
+<p>
+<a href="$(ROOT)/humour/TOWTF/">“The One With The Fountainhead”</a> - my own
+parody of the Fountainhead, modelled around a two-part episode of the
+Television show <i>Friends</i>.
+</p>
+</li>
+
+<li>
+<p>
+<a href="http://www.noblesoul.com/orc/critics/humor.html">Parodies
+and Humor about Objectivism</a> - in the Objectivism Reference Center.
+</p>
+</li>
+
+</ul>

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