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Added some jokes to the humour file.

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 <p>
-<i><a href="http://nadav.harel.org.il/">Nadav Har'El</a>'s responce was:</i>
+<i><a href="http://nadav.harel.org.il/">Nadav Har'El</a>'s response was:</i>
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 <joke>
 <p>
-The first law of Thermodynamics: A system with a constant energy, volume
-and pressure behaves in any way it wants.
-</p>
-
-<p class="indent">
-<i>Falk Fish</i> (my father)
-</p>
-</joke>
-
-<joke>
-<p>
 An apple a day keeps a doctor away. Two apples a day will keep two doctors
 away.
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 </joke>
 
 <joke>
+<p>
+[Discussing the shortage of IT workers as of 1998 on E-mail]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Shlomi Fish to Omer Zak: "Even the NSA doesn't have enough programmers. But it
+is not likely that they will have more and that's because 'Summerschool at
+the NSA' may might as well be the name of Sarah Michelle Gellar's next
+movie."
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Omer Zak to Shlomi Fish: "And as opposed to 'I Know What You Did Last
+Summer' it is going to be scary."
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+Objective philosophy is like a pencil sharpener for one's mind.
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+From <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hackers-il/message/2465">
+Hackers-IL message No. 2465</a>:
+
+</p>
+<pre>
+&gt;
+&gt; Shlomi,
+&gt;
+&gt; Have you ever considered taking a Turing test? ;-)
+&gt;
+
+&lt;sarcasm&gt;
+Sure I did. I sat at one point of an IRC channel, and someone
+tested me. Eventually it was discovered that I am a computer, but it
+turned out the other side was an Eliza program. Strangely enough, I could
+not detect that the latter fact was true.
+&lt;/sarcasm&gt;
+</pre>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+<b>Shlomi</b>: Hi, Noa!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Noa</b>: Don't "Hi, Noa!" me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Shlomi</b>: Don't "Don't 'Hi, Noa!' me" me!
+</p>
+
+<p class="indent">
+	<i>Shlomi Fish and Noa Fish</i>
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+Shlomi, I'm considering naming a corollary of Godwyn's law after you -
+any discussion of anything is over when you mention Freecell Solver.
+</p>
+
+<p class="indent">
+	Muli Ben-Yeuhuda on #kernelnewbies (irc.kernelnewbiews.org)
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Muli: BTW, I think that any discussion only begins to gain momentum
+when I mention Freecell Solver.
+</p>
+
+<p class="indent">
+	Shlomi Fish on #offtopic (irc.kernelnewbies.org)
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+There's no point in keeping an idea to yourself since there's a 10 to 1
+chance that somebody already hasit and will share it before you.
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+You are banished! You are banished! You are banished! - hey, I'm just
+kidding!
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+My opinions may seem crazy but they all make sense. Insane sense, but
+sense nonetheless.
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+[Discussing Foreign Languages Knowledge in the U.S.A]
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Ben Collins-Sussman</b>: Tis' true, unlike Europe, the language doesn't
+change every 100 miles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<b>Shlomi Fish</b>: And unlike England, the accent does not change every 10
+miles.
+</p>
+</joke>
+
+<joke>
+<p>
+What happened to Christopher Michael Pilato?<br />
+Is he gone?<br />
+Is he gone for good?<br />
+Is he gone for better?<br />
+Is he gone for best?<br />
+Is he gone forever?<br />
+Will he return?<br />
+Who is Christopher Michael Pilato, anyway?
+</p>
+</joke>
+<joke>
 <h3><a href="wysiwyt.html">IRPWUG announces project "What you see is what you think"</a></h3>
 
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