+ <fortune id="slashdot-internet-explorer-is-perfectly-safe">
+ <title>Slashdot: Internet Explorer is Perfectly Safe</title>
+ I must dispute your view in the strongest terms possible.
+ Internet Explorer is perfectly safe for everyday use.
+ However, as there is no such thing as perfect security, you
+ must take additional precautions to keep evil hackers away
+ from your data. Apply these rules according to the
+ sensitivity of your data, from least important to most:
+ Disconnect your computer from your local network.
+ Download files on another computer, scan them for
+ viruses, print them out, scan them into your Windows PC
+ using ORC software, and then view the pages in IE.
+ Do the above, but have a priest onsite to bless each page
+ individually before scanning it. This is an excellent
+ deterrent against viruses with the word "demon" in the
+ Do the above, but encase your PC in acrylic and immerse
+ it in a 10,000 gallon tank of holy water. Interact with
+ it while wearing scuba gear.
+ Do the above, but put a lid on the tank and immerse it in
+ the ocean. Interact with your PC via a submersible robot
+ in the tank from from outside while wearing scuba gear.
+ If you fail to follow these simple security guidelines,
+ you can't blame Microsoft for the results.
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