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Convert to <lip>.

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t2/humour/bits/facts/NSA/index.html.wml

 #include '../template.wml'
+#include "jqui_tabs_multi_lang.wml"
 #include "stories/facts.wml"
 #include "stories/stories-list.wml"
 
 
 <ul>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA don’t publish. They perish.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.Ds. And the most
 stupid and incompetent ones.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA has a patent for an efficient process for collecting a lot of
 information and doing nothing with it.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The Bajoran scholars have positively identified Benjamin Sisko as
 The Emissary. They also positively identified the NSA headquarters
 as The Dungeon.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 One of <i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</i>’s episodes took place in the NSA
 headquarters, but had to be destroyed, because all of the test audience had
 uncontrollable panic attacks.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA knows what you did last summer. But no one, in the NSA or outside it,
 knows why they should.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The more the NSA think, the less they want to be able to think.
 So they think less and less.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 With the NSA’s budget you would expect evil to be extinct by now. (<b>Kika</b>)
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 Think of the most incompetent organisation possible. The NSA would be more
 even more incompetent than that.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA headquarters are the unhappiest place on Earth.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 <b>Yogurt:</b> “Never overestimate the power of the NSA.”
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 First the NSA ignores “silly” Internet memes, then they laugh at them,
 then they are unable to fight them, and then they lose.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 The NSA is an intelligence agency which thinks it can use
 Artificial Ultra-Stupidity (AUS) to wade through tons of irrelevant
 information and reach genuine understanding.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 Your next job after one in
 <a href="http://twitter.com/NSACareers">@NSACareers</a>, will be as a dead
 corpse in a coffin, 6 feet underground, or as a patient in a psychiatric
 ward.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
-<li>
+<lip>
 Hackers bend the rules, so the NSA hates them. Instead, the NSA accumulates
 rules, observes them, and accepts their fate: death.
-</li>
+</lip>
 
 </ul>