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Add the ApeironPhone fortune.

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File t2/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml

       date: 2009-06-21T13:47:52Z
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:01Z
+    sharp-perl-apeiron-phone: 
+      date: 2009-12-07T11:03:09Z
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:01Z

File t2/humour/fortunes/shlomif.xml

+    <fortune id="sharp-perl-apeiron-phone">
+        <meta>
+            <title>The ApeironPhone</title>
+        </meta>
+        <irc>
+            <body>
+<saying who="Enl">apeiron: because I write client side (Provider) which sends push messages to the phone and checks for new mail in perl</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Enl: a cellphone?</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">No, a rotary POTS phone that&#39;s capable of receiving email, rindolf.</saying>
+<saying who="Enl">rindolf: iphone, yep</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: :-) apeiron++</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: I want a phone like that!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: do you sell them?</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">rindolf, Yes, and I have some oceanfront property for you, too.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: would you accept some of my copious gold bars in return?</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">rindolf, No. I only deal in Latinum!</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: Latinum.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: gold-pressed Latinum?</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">yes.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: I only have silver-pressed Latinum.</saying>
+<saying who="Enl">rindolf: get an iPhone, lol</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">apeiron: would you accept LeoNerd and nanonyme as substitutes ? You can sell them for mucho Latinum.</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">heh</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Enl: iPhones are worthless.</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">conspires to steal the ApeironPhones.</me_is>
+<saying who="rindolf">I didn&#39;t say I was honest.</saying>
+<me_is who="apeiron">jealously guards his G1</me_is>
+<saying who="Enl">rindolf: now really</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Enl: you should get an ApeironPhone too.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Enl: chicks love it.</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">what</saying>
+<saying who="Enl">rindolf: pff, chicks dont matter</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">I would kill for an ApeironPhone!</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">ahaem?</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">kills Su-Shee and takes her ApeironPhone.</me_is>
+<saying who="apeiron">...</saying>
+<saying who="apeiron">wtf.</saying>
+<saying who="go|dfish">hahaha</saying>
+<me_is who="rindolf">uses his RindolfMindReading™ to see who else has an ApeironPhone.</me_is>
+<saying who="apeiron">Put down the acid, Shlomi. o.o</saying>
+<saying who="huf">like that&#39;ll help</saying>
+<saying who="huf">he&#39;s still got ~8 hrs on it</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">rindolf: I have an apeiron-phone?</saying>
+<saying who="Su-Shee">where did buu go anyway?</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: you had one.</saying>
+<saying who="rindolf">Su-Shee: before you died.</saying>
+            </body>
+            <info>
+                <channel>#perl</channel>
+                <network>Freenode</network>
+                <tagline>The ApeironPhone - you know you want it</tagline>
+            </info>
+        </irc>
+    </fortune>

File t2/humour/fortunes/ver.txt