The NSA don’t publish. They perish.
The NSA employs the largest number of mathematicians with Ph.Ds. And the most
stupid and incompetent ones.
The NSA has a patent for an efficient process for collecting a lot of
information and doing nothing with it.
The Bajoran scholars have positively identified Benjamin Sisko as
The Emissary. They also positively identified the NSA headquarters
One of <i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer</i>’s episodes took place in the NSA
headquarters, but had to be destroyed, because all of the test audience had
uncontrollable panic attacks.
The NSA knows what you did last summer. But no one, in the NSA or outside it,
The more the NSA think, the less they want to be able to think.
So they think less and less.
With the NSA’s budget you would expect evil to be extinct by now. (<b>Kika</b>)
Think of the most incompetent organisation possible. The NSA would be more
even more incompetent than that.
The NSA headquarters are the unhappiest place on Earth.
<b>Yogurt:</b> “Never overestimate the power of the NSA.”
First the NSA ignores “silly” Internet memes, then they laugh at them,
then they are unable to fight them, and then they lose.
The NSA is an intelligence agency which thinks it can use
Artificial Ultra-Stupidity (AUS) to wade through tons of irrelevant
information and reach genuine understanding.
Your next job after one in
<a href="http://twitter.com/NSACareers">@NSACareers</a>, will be as a dead
corpse in a coffin, 6 feet underground, or as a patient in a psychiatric
Hackers bend the rules, so the NSA hates them. Instead, the NSA accumulates
rules, observes them, and accepts their fate: death.