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      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-1">
          <meta>
              <title>Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #1</title>
          </meta>
          <quote>
              <body>
                  <p> 
                      Chuck Norris wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation in a day,
                      but then destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so
                      no-one will know his secrets.  
                  </p>
              </body>
              <info>
                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish</work>
              </info>
          </quote>
      </fortune>
      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-2">
          <meta>
              <title>Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #2</title>
          </meta>
          <quote>
              <body>
                  <p> 
                    Chuck Norris refactors 10 million lines of Perl code 
                    before lunch.
                  </p>
              </body>
              <info>
                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish</work>
              </info>
          </quote>
      </fortune>
      <fortune id="shlomif-fact-chuck-3">
          <meta>
              <title>Shlomi Fish's Chuck Norris Fact #3</title>
          </meta>
          <quote>
              <body>
                  <p> 
                      Chuck Norris is his own boss. If you hire him, he'll 
                      tell your boss what to do.
                  </p>
              </body>
              <info>
                  <author>Shlomi Fish</author>
                  <work href="http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/Chuck-Norris/">Chuck 
                      Norris Facts by Shlomi Fish</work>
              </info>
          </quote>
      </fortune>
  </list>
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