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<p>
You can read the humorous works that I have placed here, including
<a href="#quotes">short aphorisms, and quotes</a>,
<a href="#small-scale">Small-scale creations</a> (such as bits, parodical songs,
lists), <a href="bits/facts/">Factoids about people and things</a>
(Chuck Norris/etc., and finally <a href="#large-scale">large scale stories</a>
(novellas and screenplays), that I prepared and placed, usually
under
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creative_Commons">Creative Commons</a>
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<h2 id="large-scale">Large-scale Creations</h2>

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<h2 id="quotes">Aphorisms &amp; Quotes</h2>

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<h3 id="quotes-collection"><a href="../humour.html">Collection of My Quotes and Aphorisms</a></h3>

<p>
A collection of funny or insightful bits and pieces I wrote and collected
throughout the years.
</p>

<h3 id="fortunes"><a href="$(ROOT)/humour/fortunes/">Fortune Cookies Collection</a></h3>

<p>
A collection of files for the UNIX fortune program (that can also be read with
a naked eye) that consist of several collections of funny or enlightening
quotes.
</p>

</div>

<h2 id="small-scale"><a href="$(ROOT)/humour/bits/">Small-scale Creations</a></h2>

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Small scale creations - often just a pageful or two.
<a href="$(ROOT)/humour/ways_to_do_it.html">Extrapolate “There’s More
Than One Way to Do It”</a> to other programming languages,
<a href="$(ROOT)/humour/bits/Spam-for-Everyone/">fight for accessible
spam E-mail</a>, and lots of other stuff.
</div>

<h2 id="by-others"><a href="by-others/">By Others</a></h2>

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<p>
Humorous creations by other people that are kept here for posterity.
(Probably because they disappeared from the Internet).
</p>

</div>

<h2 id="recommendations"><a href="recommendations/">Media Recommendations</a></h2>

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<p>
Media Recommendations of films, fiction books, etc.
</p>

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