Real programmers use a nice editor and a nice programming language and get it
-- vanguard on Freenode's ##programming
+Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft decides to use Richard Stallman's Emacs as the
+basis of his company's state-of-the-art product Microsoft Editing Macros™
+Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional.
+JATFM == "Just answer the fabulous man"
+The one and only 100% original real actual and unmatched Slimy Fish™!
+Sophie: Don't "Hi, Sophie!" me.
+Jack: Don't "Don't 'Hi, Sophie!' me" me!
+Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to
+death with a loaded Uzi. -- Larry Wall
+And truth be told I miss you.
+And truth be told I'm lying.
+ -- The All American Rejects, "Gives You Hell"
+Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an encyclopedia is, and
+she said: "Is it something like Wikipedia?".
+ -- http://twitter.com/alisonclement/status/8421314259
+<Botje> Khisanth =~ s/must sleep/must give Botje all my money/ .
+CPAN thrives *because* of the unfettered uploading of shit, not in spite of it.
+Real men don't listen to sentences that start with "Real men don't".
+ -- http://whatsup.org.il/article/6023
+<ew73> VB.NET is all of the fun of enforced privacy OO with all of the power
+of BASIC. -- Freenode's #perl
+I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in
+mind. -- Alan Kay (Attributed)
+I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
+He says "One and one and one is three".
+Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see.
+ -- The Beatles, "Come Together"