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 Hackers bend the rules, so the NSA hates them. Instead, the NSA accumulates
 rules, observes them, and accepts their fate: death.
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/facts/NSA
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+SGlau: Sounds really crazy. Are you sure you’re OK?
+SMG: No, I’m not. My secret for success was that I was never completely sane,
+heh.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+SMG: It was 1997-1998ish, Buffy started airing. So one day a group of
+yeshivah pupils arrived to the studios saying they have some numereological
+insights from the Jewish bible, about what will happen in Sunnydale next.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+Daniel: Yeah, those guys [= NSA] don’t publish…
+Andrew: They perish, man.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+Yes, of course. But a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. For her
+country and the benefit of man-kind of course. [She puts her hand in the
+air] God bless America!
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+SGlau: Heh, you’re looking at me like I’m the only pretty girl for miles.
+George: Heh, that would not be an overstatement. The NSA is very far
+from being anything like the Israeli military.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+George: I guess you can enter now. I’m just following orders.
+SGlau: The Nuremberg defense!
+George: This place gives you no other option.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+SGlau: You want to publish… As a fellow artist, I want to publish too.
+Dr. Feldman: “Publish or Perish” - they always told us that when I got my
+Ph.D.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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