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     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+The Guide: THE PORTRAYAL OF BUFFY SUMMERS, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, IN
+THE TELEVISION SHOW WAS VERY EXAGGERATED. THE REAL BUFFY IN QUESTION IS AN
+INCOMPETENT SLAYER. EVEN I AM BETTER THAN HER.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+Alan: Hello, Miss Mandrake. I’m Alan. [she shakes his hand.]
+John: John. [shakes his hand.]
+Alan: We’re mighty vampires.
+Selina: [Amusingly] Selina Mandrake, mighty pirate.
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+Selina: How may I be of service?
+Alan: Well, according to the Codex, we’re supposed to be slain by you.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+John: Hey, we are completely non-violent vampires. We don’t suck blood.
+Selina: I thought all vampires suck blood.
+John: Bullocks, hen. Vampires come in all shapes and sizes.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+Selina: Quite a weird lot this supernatural underworld seems to be.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/