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 statement that follows it into a true one.
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 I used to be arrogant. Now I’m simply Perfect.
-    -- one of Shlomi Fish’s relatives.
+     one of Shlomi Fish’s relatives.
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 Microsoft - making it all make sense. Ours.
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 Functional Programming.
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 I hope that if it had not been clear before, it isn’t less clear now.
-    -- One of Shlomi Fish’s Technion Lecturers
+     One of Shlomi Fish’s Technion Lecturers
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 My opinions may seem crazy but they all make sense. Insane sense, but sense
 nonetheless.
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 An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
 Two apples a day will keep two doctors away. 
-    -- one of Shlomi Fish’s relatives
+     one of Shlomi Fish’s relatives
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 “You are banished! You are banished! You are banished! 
 Hey! I’m just kidding!”
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   :)-<
    +--
--- Moses the Smiley by Shlomi Fish
+ Moses the Smiley by Shlomi Fish
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 The first phrase that need to be taught when teaching a new language is how to
 say “Do you speak English?”. The first thing that needs to be taught when
 He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
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 He who re-invents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend a year
-trying to figure out why it doesn’t work properly. -- Nadav Har’El
+trying to figure out why it doesn’t work properly. 
+    — Nadav Har’El
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 Sometimes you don’t need to be familiar with a better alternative to know that
 something sucks. Take Microsoft Word for example.
--- Shlomi Fish’s friend.
+ Shlomi Fish’s friend.
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 The difference between a good student and a bad student is that a bad student
 forgets the material five minutes before the test, while a good student five
 minutes afterwards.
-    -- One of Shlomi Fish’s Technion Lecturer
+     One of Shlomi Fish’s Technion Lecturer
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 Real programmers don’t write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade
 their software.
 Atheists.
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 Except for boastfulness, rashness is my only defect!
--- Based on http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/TheEnemy/ .
+ Based on http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/TheEnemy/ .
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 If it isn’t in my email, it doesn’t exist.
 
 And if the whole world says one thing and my email says something different,
 email will conquer.
 
--- an Israeli Linuxer.
+ an Israeli Linuxer.
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 The bad thing about hardware is that it sometimes work and sometimes doesn’t.
 The good thing about software is that it’s consistent: it always does not
 I’m not an actor - I just play one on T.V.
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 Trying to block Internet pornography is like climbing a waterfall and trying
-to stay dry. (-- one of Shlomi Fish’s Internet Friends)
+to stay dry. ( one of Shlomi Fish’s Internet Friends)
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 “I’m not straight - I’m Israeli.”
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 What do you mean by “WDYM”?
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 I’d do Windows-- , but this may result in an integer underflow.
--- an Israeli Linuxer.
+ an Israeli Linuxer.
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 Nobody expects the Randal Schwartz condition!
--- David Fetter
+ David Fetter
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 I often wonder why I hang out with so many people who are so pedantic. And
 then I remember - because they are so pedantic.
--- an Israeli Perl Monger
+ an Israeli Perl Monger
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 Ran Eilam To Shlomi Fish: so what are you working on? Working on a new wiki
 about unit testing fortunes in freecell?
 And he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.
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 Chuck Norris doesn’t commit changes, the changes commit for him.
--- Araujo
+ Araujo
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 Bugs are too afraid to reproduce on Chuck Norris’ computer. As a result, when
 he uses Microsoft Windows, it behaves just like a Linux system.
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil redirects to XSLT.
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 Mastering ‘cat’ is almost as difficult as herding cats.
--- http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Mastering-Cat/
+ http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/bits/Mastering-Cat/
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 NASA Uses COBOL.
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 I started out as a BASIC programmer. Some people would say that I’m 
 permanently damaged. Some people are undoubtedly right.
-    -- Larry Wall
+     Larry Wall
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 bzr is slower than Subversion in combination with Sourceforge.
--- Sjors, http://dazjorz.com/
+ Sjors, http://dazjorz.com/
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 There is no IGLU Cabal! Its members can be arranged in N! orders to form N!
 different Cabals. The algorithm to find which order formulates the correct
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 There is no IGLU Cabal. The problem of founding an IGLU Cabal has been proven,
 in a surprise move, to be equivalent to the question of existence of God,
-fully-tolerant religions and NP-complete oracles. -- Omer Zak
+fully-tolerant religions and NP-complete oracles.  Omer Zak
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 There is no IGLU Cabal! Home-made Cabals eventually superceded the power and
 influence of the original IGLU Cabal, which was considered a cutting edge
 development at its time.
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 There is an IGLU Cabal, but its only purpose is to deny the existence of an
-IGLU Cabal. -- Martha Greenberg
+IGLU Cabal. 
+    — Martha Greenberg
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 There is no IGLU cabal! The former cabalists are trying to prove the
 correctness of a program that proves the correctness of proofs of other
 programs.
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 My Commodore 64 is suffering from slowness and insufficiency of memory, and its
-display device is grievously short of pixels.  Can anybody help? -- Omer Zak
+display device is grievously short of pixels.  Can anybody help? 
+    — Omer Zak
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 I hope that you agree with me that 99.9218485921% of the users wouldn’t bother
 themselves with recompilation (or any other manual step for that matter) to
-make their games run 1.27127529900685765% faster ;-) -- Nadav Har’El
+make their games run 1.27127529900685765% faster ;-)  Nadav Har’El
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 I also have versions of this code in COBOL.NET, Intercal, PDP-10 Assembly, J,
 APL, Windows NT 4.0 Batch script and Autocad Lisp - I’m sure you can handle
 all of them because none of them is Perl. ;-).
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 Dax: yep, space. Nothing but nothing all around.
-    -- Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
+     Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
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 Q: I’ll be about 6.5 milliard Terran years next September.
-    -- Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
+     Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
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 Sisko: Q: would it be OK if my crew brough along their phasers with them?
 
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 Q2: Busy people are unproductive. We are very productive and so we’re never 
 busy.
-    -- Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
+     Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
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 Katie: in case you have any interest in me, I should note that I have a policy 
 against getting involved with people who are 4 times my senior or more.
-    -- Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
+     Star Trek, “We, the Living Dead” by Shlomi Fish
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 When Chuck Norris uses git, he takes a coffee break after initiating every git 
 commit. And then he waits for the commit to finish.
 for Larry to play catch-up. (dukeleto) 
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 Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
-he wants. -- Kattana on Freenode’s #perl6 .
+he wants.  Kattana on Freenode’s #perl6 .
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 Logic sucks. Morality sucks. Reality sucks. Deal with it!
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 them five years earlier, you will be named a lunatic. ( Barry Jones )
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 Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
-    -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mohandas_Gandhi (Disputed)
+     http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mohandas_Gandhi (Disputed)
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 I learned a lot from my teachers, and from my friends more than my teachers,
-and from my pupils the most. -- Rabbi Hanina
+and from my pupils the most.  Rabbi Hanina
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 Better be a tail for the lions, than the head of the jackals.
-    -- Pirkei Avot, 4 15
+     Pirkei Avot, 4 15
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 What is is. Perceive It. Integrate it. Act on it. Idealize it.
-    -- Leonard Peikoff
+     Leonard Peikoff
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 And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are
 not married to women.
-    -- Colin Mochrie in Who’s Line is it, Anyway?
+     Colin Mochrie in Who’s Line is it, Anyway?
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 I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.
-    -- Ashleigh Brilliant
+     Ashleigh Brilliant
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 The more I think about it, the more I think I should think about it some more.
-    -- Clarissa Explains it All
+     Clarissa Explains it All
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 Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good
-with ketchup.                                       -- Unknown source.
+with ketchup.                                        Unknown source.
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 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
-    -- http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy
+     http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Redundancy
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 In Soviet Russia, every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
-    -- http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=195378&cid=16009070
+     http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=195378&cid=16009070
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 Tel Aviv - a functional definition: free parking space-free space.
-    -- Shachar Shemesh ( http://blog.shemesh.biz/?p=435 )
+     Shachar Shemesh ( http://blog.shemesh.biz/?p=435 )
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 Sesquipedallianism: making excessive use of long words.
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 Learn Perl from “Learning Perl in 24 Minutes Unleashed, in a Nutshell for 
 Dummies.”
-    -- based on Shlomi Fish and f00li5h on #perl
+     based on Shlomi Fish and f00li5h on #perl
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 A golfed Java program will be longer than non-golf Perl or Python code.
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 “We’re not doing it for money… we’re doing it for a shitload of money!”
-    -- Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
+     Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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 Lone Starr: “Just what we need - a Druish princess.”
 Barf: “Funny! She doesn’t look Druish.”
-    -- Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
+     Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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 The cool thing about Vim is - you find something interesting with every typo.
-    -- Su-Shee on Freenode’s #perl .
+     Su-Shee on Freenode’s #perl .
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 Larry Wall *does* know all of Perl. However, he pretends to be wrong
 or misinformed, so people will underestimate him.
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 Real programmers use a nice editor and a nice programming language and get it
 done in less than O(N!).
-    -- vanguard on Freenode’s ##programming
+     vanguard on Freenode’s ##programming
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 Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft decides to use Richard Stallman’s Emacs as the
 basis of his company’s state-of-the-art product Microsoft Editing Macros™
 Jack: Don’t “Don’t ‘Hi, Sophie!’ me” me!
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 Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to
-death with a loaded Uzi.     -- Larry Wall
+death with a loaded Uzi.      Larry Wall
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 And truth be told, I miss you.
 And truth be told, I’m lying.
-    -- The All American Rejects, “Gives You Hell”
+     The All American Rejects, “Gives You Hell”
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 Yesterday I asked one of my students if she knew what an encyclopedia is, and
 she said: “Is it something like Wikipedia?”.
-        -- http://twitter.com/alisonclement/status/8421314259
+         http://twitter.com/alisonclement/status/8421314259
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 <Botje>  Khisanth =~ s/must sleep/must give Botje all my money/ .
-    -- Freenode’s #perl
+     Freenode’s #perl
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 CPAN thrives *because* of the unfettered uploading of shit, not in spite of it.
-    -- Andy Lester
+     Andy Lester
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 Real men don’t listen to sentences that start with “Real men don’t”. 
-    -- http://whatsup.org.il/article/6023
+     http://whatsup.org.il/article/6023
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 <ew73>  VB.NET is all of the fun of enforced privacy OO with all of the power
-of BASIC.           -- Freenode’s #perl
+of BASIC.            Freenode’s #perl
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 I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in
-mind.                  -- Alan Kay (Attributed)
+mind.                   Alan Kay (Attributed)
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 I’d love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
-    -- Unknown
+     Unknown
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 He says “One and one and one is three”.
 Got to be good-looking ’cause he’s so hard to see.
-    -- The Beatles, “Come Together”
+     The Beatles, “Come Together”
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 Larry Wall’s pure-Perl code is faster than Assembly.
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 Larry Wall has been changing the world. By modifying its very source code.
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 Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-    -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
+     http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
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 A kid always wishes they were older until they are 18. Afterwards, they always
 wish they were younger.
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 mplayer 0.9.999.2010.03.11-rc5-adc83b19e793491b1c6ea0fd8b46cd9f32e592fc now
 available for download.
-    -- Shlomi Fish and d3x.
+     Shlomi Fish and d3x.
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 I may be a geek, but I’m a true Klingon geek-warrior! And a true Klingon geek
 warrior ALWAYS bottom-posts.
 Sjors: causing me to have a lot of extra virtual time!
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 If Botticelli were alive today, he’d be working for Vogue.
-    -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
+     http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
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 We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear has nothing to fear but XSLT.
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 Luckily for you, she hasn’t visited the modern-day United States yet.
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 Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
-    -- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
+     http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
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 In Soviet Russia, cats own you. No, wait! Cats own you everywhere.
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 Writing a BitKeeper replacement is probably easier at this point than getting 
 its license changed.
-    -- Matt Mackall (who ended up writing a BitKeeper replacement)
+     Matt Mackall (who ended up writing a BitKeeper replacement)
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 <danderson> “We are NO LONGER the knights who say ‘BitKeeper’. We are now 
 the knights who say ‘git, git, git, cogito — Linus!’.”
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 There was one Napoleon, one George Washington, and one me!
-    -- Big Boy Caprice in
+     Big Boy Caprice in
        http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dick_Tracy_%281990_film%29
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 Emacs is a nice operating system, but what it lacks, in order to compete with
 Linux, is a good text editor.
-    -- based on http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emacs
+     based on http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emacs
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 Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
 such as wickerwork picnic baskets.  Imagination without skill gives us modern
-art.            -- Tom Stoppard
+art.             Tom Stoppard
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