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 I used to be arrogant. Now I’m simply Perfect.
     — one of Shlomi Fish’s relatives.
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-Microsoft - making it all make sense. Ours.
+Microsoft  making it all make sense. Ours.
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-Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money.
+Linux  Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money.
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-The American Lottery - all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the
+The American Lottery: all you need is a dollar and a dream. We will take the
 dollar, but you can keep the dream.
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 Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you
 take the blame for it anyways.
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-Judaism: God is all the shit, all the non-shit and all the intermediate
-demi-shits in between.
+Judaism: God is all the shit, all the non‐shit and all the intermediate
+demi‐shits in between.
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 Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also
 liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
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 Knuth is not God! Unless you confuse him with Dijkstra.
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-C++ supports Object-Oriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports
+C++ supports ObjectOriented Programming roughly as much as COBOL supports
 Functional Programming.
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 I hope that if it had not been clear before, it isn’t less clear now.
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 Hacker sees bug. Hacker does not want bug. Hacker fixes bug.
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-Tcl is Lisp on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures is
+Tcl is Lisp on drugs. Using strings instead of Sexpressions for closures is
 Evil with one of those gigantic E’s you can find at the beginning of chapters.
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 95% of Programmers consider 95% of the code they did not write, in the bottom
 5%.
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-No self-respecting tomboy would use Mandriva.
+No selfrespecting tomboy would use Mandriva.
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 C++ is complex, complexifying and complexified.
 (With apologies to the Oxford English Dictionary).
 say “Do you speak English?”. The first thing that needs to be taught when
 teaching a new computer tool is how to exit it.
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-He who re-invents the wheel, will understand much better how a wheel works.
+He who reinvents the wheel, will understand much better how a wheel works.
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-He who re-invents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
+He who reinvents the wheel, may actually invent a much better wheel.
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-He who re-invents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend a year
+He who reinvents the wheel will likely design a square wheel and spend a year
 trying to figure out why it doesn’t work properly. 
     — Nadav Har’El
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 Electrical Engineering studies. In the Technion. Been there. Done that. Forgot
 a lot. Remember too much.
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-I’m not an actor - I just play one on T.V.
+I’m not an actor  I just play one on T.V.
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 Trying to block Internet pornography is like climbing a waterfall and trying
 to stay dry. (— one of Shlomi Fish’s Internet Friends)
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-“I’m not straight - I’m Israeli.”
+“I’m not straight  I’m Israeli.”
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 It does not mean what I think it means, but it means what *you* think it
 means.
     — David Fetter
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 I often wonder why I hang out with so many people who are so pedantic. And
-then I remember - because they are so pedantic.
+then I remember  because they are so pedantic.
     — an Israeli Perl Monger
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 Ran Eilam To Shlomi Fish: so what are you working on? Working on a new wiki
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 COBOL is the old Java.
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-You name it - COBOL does not have it.
+You name it  COBOL does not have it.
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 Chuck Norris wrote a complete Perl 6 implementation in a day, but then
-destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so no-one will know his secrets.
+destroyed all evidence with his bare hands, so noone will know his secrets.
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 Chuck Norris refactors 10 million lines of Perl code before lunch.
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 Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
 he wants. (By: Kattana.)
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-Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes. (Su-Shee) He corrects God. (Shlomi Fish)
+Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes. (SuShee) He corrects God. (Shlomi Fish)
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 Chuck Norris is the ghost author of the entire Debian GNU/Linux distribution.
 And he wrote it in 24 hours, while taking snack breaks.
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 Chuck Norris can make the statement “This statement is false.” a true one.
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-XSLT is the worst thing since non-sliced bread.
+XSLT is the worst thing since nonsliced bread.
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 Mothers used to tell their children stories about XSLT to scare them.
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 The X in XSLT stands for eXtermination.
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-The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and Sugar-Less Tea (XSLT).
+The only things worse than XSLT are Excel and SugarLess Tea (XSLT).
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 XSLT is what Chuck Norris has nightmares of.
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 * Backward compatibility is your worst enemy.
 * Backward compatibility is your users’ best friend.
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-Every successful open-source project will eventually spawn a sub-project.
+Every successful open source project will eventually spawn a subproject.
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 Duplicate effort in FOSS is inevitable. Live with it.
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-The number of items on an open-source project’s to-do list always grows or
+The number of items on an open source project’s todo list always grows or
 remains constant.
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 <rindolf> buu: do you have a functional spec? An architecture document? An 
-interface whitepaper? A developer’s guide? A user manual? A “The BL-Book” and 
-“BL - The Program”?
+interface whitepaper? A developer’s guide? A user manual? A “The BL Book” and 
+“BL — The Program”?
 <buu> rindolf: no, no, no no and no
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 <mst> I find it’s usually safe to assume that whatever shlomif’s doing, there
 <PerlJam> I’m trying to achieve world peace and this regex is the last thing
 standing in my way! ;)
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-<rindolf> “be here or be not here - there is no maybe”
+<rindolf> “be here or be not here  there is no maybe.
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 <rindolf>  If you repeat a scene 50k times, then the movie will have less 
 entropy and will compress better. ( irc://irc.freenode.org/#perlcafe )
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-Modern Perl - the 3-D Movie. In theatres near you.
+Modern Perl  the 3D Movie. In theatres near you.
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 <rindolf> I am not solvable. I am Turing hard.
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 <rjbs> sub id { my $self = shift; $json_parser_for{ $self }
-    ->decode($json_for{ $self })->{id} } # Inside-out JSON-notated objects
+    ->decode($json_for{ $self })->{id} } # Insideout JSONnotated objects
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 I started out as a BASIC programmer. Some people would say that I’m 
 permanently damaged. Some people are undoubtedly right.
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 There is no IGLU Cabal! Its members can be arranged in N! orders to form N!
 different Cabals. The algorithm to find which order formulates the correct
-IGLU Cabal is NP-Complete.
+IGLU Cabal is NPComplete.
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 There is no IGLU Cabal. The problem of founding an IGLU Cabal has been proven,
 in a surprise move, to be equivalent to the question of existence of God,
-fully-tolerant religions and NP-complete oracles.   — Omer Zak
+fullytolerant religions and NPcomplete oracles.   — Omer Zak
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-There is no IGLU Cabal! Home-made Cabals eventually superceded the power and
+There is no IGLU Cabal! Homemade Cabals eventually superseded the power and
 influence of the original IGLU Cabal, which was considered a cutting edge
 development at its time.
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 themselves with recompilation (or any other manual step for that matter) to
 make their games run 1.27127529900685765% faster ;-) — Nadav Har’El
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-I also have versions of this code in COBOL.NET, Intercal, PDP-10 Assembly, J,
-APL, Windows NT 4.0 Batch script and Autocad Lisp - I’m sure you can handle
+I also have versions of this code in COBOL.NET, Intercal, PDP‐10 Assembly, J,
+APL, Windows NT 4.0 Batch script and Autocad Lisp — I’m sure you can handle
 all of them because none of them is Perl. ;-).
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 Dax: yep, space. Nothing but nothing all around.
 commit. And then he waits for the commit to finish.
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 Chuck Norris has actually been using Perl 6 since 1987, and has been waiting
-for Larry to play catch-up. (dukeleto) 
+for Larry to play catchup. (dukeleto) 
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 Chuck Norris does not code; when he sits at a computer, it just does whatever
 he wants. — Kattana on Freenode’s #perl6 .
 Chuck Norris can read Perl code that was RSA encrypted.
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 If you have the same ideas as everybody else, but have them one week earlier
-than everyone else - then you will be hailed as a visionary. But if you have
+than everyone else  then you will be hailed as a visionary. But if you have
 them five years earlier, you will be named a lunatic. ( Barry Jones )
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 Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
 In Soviet Russia, every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
     — http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=195378&cid=16009070
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-Tel Aviv - a functional definition: free parking space-free space.
+Tel Aviv, a functional definition: free parking spacefree space.
     — Shachar Shemesh ( http://blog.shemesh.biz/?p=435 )
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 Sesquipedallianism: making excessive use of long words.
 Dummies.”
     — based on Shlomi Fish and f00li5h on #perl
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-A golfed Java program will be longer than non-golf Perl or Python code.
+A golfed Java program will be longer than nongolf Perl or Python code.
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 “We’re not doing it for money… we’re doing it for a shitload of money!”
     — Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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-Lone Starr: “Just what we need - a Druish princess.”
+Lone Starr: “Just what we need  a Druish princess.”
 Barf: “Funny! She doesn’t look Druish.”
     — Spaceballs, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/
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-The cool thing about Vim is - you find something interesting with every typo.
-    — Su-Shee on Freenode’s #perl .
+The cool thing about Vim is — you find something interesting with every typo.
+    — Su‐Shee on Freenode’s #perl .
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 Larry Wall *does* know all of Perl. However, he pretends to be wrong
 or misinformed, so people will underestimate him.
     — vanguard on Freenode’s ##programming
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 Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft decides to use Richard Stallman’s Emacs as the
-basis of his company’s state-of-the-art product Microsoft Editing Macros™
+basis of his company’s stateoftheart product Microsoft Editing Macros™
 Enterprise Edition XP .NET Professional.
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 JATFM == “Just answer the fabulous man”
 <ew73>  VB.NET is all of the fun of enforced privacy OO with all of the power
 of BASIC.           — Freenode’s #perl
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-I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in
+I invented the term ObjectOriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in
 mind.                  — Alan Kay (Attributed)
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 I’d love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
     — Unknown
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 He says “One and one and one is three”.
-Got to be good-looking ’cause he’s so hard to see.
+Got to be goodlooking ’cause he’s so hard to see.
     — The Beatles, “Come Together”
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-Larry Wall’s pure-Perl code is faster than Assembly.
+Larry Wall’s purePerl code is faster than Assembly.
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 Chuck Norris once wrote a 10 million lines C++ program in Microsoft Notepad
 without having to use the backspace key. And it compiled without errors or
-warnings, and was 100% bug-free.
+warnings, and was 100% bugfree.
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 Larry Wall has been changing the world. By modifying its very source code.
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 wish they were younger.
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 Sophie: Let’s suppose you have a table with 2^n cups…
-Jack: Wait a second - is ‘n’ a natural number?
+Jack: Wait a second! Is ‘n’ a natural number?
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-If God exists and is the ego-maniacal, sadistic and helpless creature that is
+If God exists and is the egomaniacal, sadistic and helpless creature that is
 described in the Old Testament, then we’re in deep trouble.
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 I might be mad. But I’m a mad genius.
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-To err is human; to apologise - divine.
+To err is human; to apologise  divine.
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-To have bugs is human; to fix them - divine.
+To have bugs is human; to fix them  divine.
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-To have bugs is human; to find them - divine.
+To have bugs is human; to find them  divine.
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 An original philosopher knows the right combination of ideas to steal.
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 available for download.
     — Shlomi Fish and d3x.
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-I may be a geek, but I’m a true Klingon geek-warrior! And a true Klingon geek
-warrior ALWAYS bottom-posts.
+I may be a geek, but I’m a true Klingon geek‐warrior! And a true Klingon geek
+warrior ALWAYS bottom‐posts.
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 Shlomi: if you read my stories, I’ll give you 1,000,000 virtual dollars.
 Sjors: causing me to have a lot of extra virtual time!
 for lunch. Without time travel.
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 No one calls Xena the warrior princess “Zeena” to her face and survives.
-Luckily for you, she hasn’t visited the modern-day United States yet.
+Luckily for you, she hasn’t visited the modern day United States yet.
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 Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
     — http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Peter_Ustinov
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 In Soviet Russia, cats own you. No, wait! Cats own you everywhere.
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-E-mail, web feeds, and doing something productive - choose two.
+E‐mail, web feeds, and doing something productive  choose two.
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 The worst way to waste your time is to never waste it.
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