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 SGlau: I suppose serving here at the NSA is also one of your 99 problems?
 Daniel: Hey, this place is at least ninety of my problems.
     — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Summerschool-at-the-NSA/
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+Selina: Toothpicks? Have you blokes been watching too much Sesame Street?
+Warrior #1: Why, of course! Every mighty Klingon warrior has watched Sesame
+Street.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+Jessica on the phone: Sel, you're getting strange lately, but you are becoming
+more amusing in the process.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+Selina: By the way, apparently, we will never be able to truly appreciate
+Sesame Street until we watch it in the original Klingon.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/
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+Mephiqoleth: THERE ARE JEWS OF MANY SPECIES.
+Selina: Really? That’s great - can I have a Jewish lady-cat? I want one
+so she can mother cute little Jewish kittens.
+    — http://www.shlomifish.org/humour/Selina-Mandrake/